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5 years
my preferred pronouns are just don’t refer to me
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@miscelaineyous
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4 years
“they hexed the moon” has the same energy as “they did surgery on a grape”
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3 years
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… going to moon very soon
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@miscelaineyous
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4 years
geminis truly wake up every day and choose chaos
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@miscelaineyous
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2 years
WE FINALLY GOT THE WEEKND’S BIRTH TIME AND HE’S A CANCER RISING LIKE ME I’M GONNA FUCKING CRYYYYY
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10 months
dating a pisces moon is not for the weak holy shit
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
is it a gemini/mercury thing to look better in motion than in pictures
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2 years
mercurial gworl
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
everyone says aquas fuck their friends, but may I also present for consideration: geminis
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@miscelaineyous
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2 years
AHS asylum was so insane like aliens, nazis AND the devil???
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@miscelaineyous
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2 years
@northstardoll when the cute grocery store cashier asked me to pull down my mask to verify my ID for my alcohol purchase and it was day four no shower I wanted to d*e
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@miscelaineyous
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2 years
people with really good boundaries being made out to be the villain when relationships end and carrying that stigma that they must be the problem because they’re the common denominator through multiple situations 🤝 having a strong 2H/8H axis probably
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
realizing I brush off declarations of love from friends etc. because I just assume they’re projecting their idea of me and they don’t actually know me very well LOL
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
the weirdest part of having so many 12H placements is all the projection others do onto us like y’all have the strangest perceptions of our behavior and swear it’s the truth but like you could just ask us ??
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3 years
I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT
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@miscelaineyous
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4 years
@auntanxiety me, the gay cousin, in full uniform ready to swing if necessary
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@miscelaineyous
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1 year
the girlies of the air signs (gemini and libra) being unironically Her™️
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
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@miscelaineyous
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8 days
🙂‍↕️
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
a very ADHD thing that I do is leave lights on in rooms I have unfinished tasks in to remind me to go back and finish them
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@miscelaineyous
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2 years
my toxic trait is that I love sucking dick
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@miscelaineyous
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2 years
having a panic attack because I set a boundary!!!! expecting to be gaslit because that’s all I’ve ever known!!!!! can’t stop shaking!!!!!! will report back!!!!!!!!
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
so fingerprinting just like… isn’t a thing in YOU?
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
I’m obsessed with this account lmaooo
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@miscelaineyous
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6 years
@tayIorjw my 6th, a sober and Good™️ decision
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
I’ll never get over my ashtray
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
I always see “what celebs have your sun and moon” so let’s do sun and rising cancer rising with a 12H gemini sun
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@miscelaineyous
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1 year
people with ADHD know where that random paper clip is on the floor because we stare at it all the time and then just say to ourselves “I’ll pick it up next time”
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
why 12H people need to just date each other
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@miscelaineyous
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2 years
dalí clock dalí clock
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@miscelaineyous
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4 years
brought to u by: a gemini choosing chaos
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
12H placements 🤝 getting literally anyone we want to DM us solely by the content we put on our stories
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3 years
I’m talking to a virgo moon and I put this on my story, guess which one he DMd me about 😭
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@miscelaineyous
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2 years
someone I’m fucking: I’m confused my gemini venus: we’re friends who fuck what’s confusing about that
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@miscelaineyous
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4 years
having 12H placements is like everyone expecting you to win so no one votes for you
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@miscelaineyous
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1 year
third base is explaining your trauma responses
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3 years
do all air signs fuck their friends?????
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3 years
@witchashtyn I fuck my friends
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@miscelaineyous
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4 years
@TarotByBronx every single person I’ve wanted I’ve gotten, doesn’t matter if it takes weeks/months/years, and I have no idea how I do it
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
when ur both 12H mercurials
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3 years
imagine trying to tell me what to do
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3 years
if I ever get pregnant I’m live-tweeting my abortion
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2 years
the fact that his moon-pluto conjunction is in his 5H has me SCREAMING like DUH
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@miscelaineyous
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6 years
@legallyines some parents are so wrapped up in their "role" that it doesn't even make sense to THEM anymore. growing up, my parents had rules for rules' sake. they said no to everything just to say no and when I questioned them the answer was always "because I'm the adult & you're the kid"
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@miscelaineyous
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10 months
@foureyedmoon I can’t believe that 1. y’all live like this, and 2. u make us live like this with u
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@miscelaineyous
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6 years
@legallyines so I learned that I could get in trouble for anything based on how they were feeling that day, and that the answer would always be no, no matter how simple/reasonable the request. they don't understand the damage it does, they just know it's easier for them.
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@miscelaineyous
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2 years
whenever I say “my friend” I either mean person on the internet or man I’m sleeping with
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3 years
“I didn’t have a greek mythology phase as a kid” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@miscelaineyous
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4 years
🤩
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4 years
anyway I want a gf
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4 years
me: I’m never talking to a cancer moon ever again this guy: I’m a cancer sun and moon :)
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, having 12H placements is like everyone expecting you to win so no one votes for you. acknowledgment is part of being seen and we rarely get it.
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@miscelaineyous
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5 years
this neon orange eyeliner is everything to me
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
what’s your rising sign, where’s your chiron, and how do you play sims? I’m a cancer rising w a 4H chiron and I make huge, happy families who live in beautiful homes and have perfect childhoods and love each other very much (lol)
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@miscelaineyous
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9 months
the tarot girlies are gonna loveeee this
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@miscelaineyous
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5 years
what was that about chains & whips?? ⛓
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
like do you love me because you love me or because you want something from me? and do you love ME? who am I to you? quickly
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3 years
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4 years
I GOT THE APARTMENT BITCHHH
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
which is funny because I think I’ve turned out pretty great and likely deserve love from others but the “love” I’ve received thus far in my life has been lacking so I just… don’t feel like I can trust external sources to validate me without a transactional agenda
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10 months
u can really make out with a man once at a club and he’ll like ur insta stories for the rest of ur life
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@miscelaineyous
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3 years
me: *aware of the transits* also me: *fucks everything up anyway*
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5 years
I used to be so weird about the concept of online friends but now ?? idk wtf I’d do without them
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@miscelaineyous
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2 years
like soo many people lack integrity these days and they all tend to run in packs but somehow the one-off person that these friend groups “adopt” and then discard when they no longer serve them are the issue??? y’all only hang out with people who agree with you!!!!!
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@miscelaineyous
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4 years
since apparently a lot of y’all need to hear this, chaos isn’t inherently negative or bad
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4 years
please respect my privacy at this time
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4 years
@sinfulpluto I’m pretty sure I said this today lmaoo but in defense of this strategy, sometimes it’s not our place to have an opinion & it’s hard to show support/that we understand & empathize without just regurgitating what they said back to them which can also feel disingenuous at times
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3 years
I’m cryingg
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1 year
@raynefq there needs to be a database of like… memoirs and personal essays where u can search by topic and find stuff that real people have gone thru that actually might help instead of self-help propaganda
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3 years
sometimes the thing isn’t the thing it’s just leading you to the thing
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5 years
@Thesupercole imagine being this boring
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@witchashtyn destruction is a form of creation babyy
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3 years
I wanna fuck seth rogen
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27 days
12H placements
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3 years
@genderlessking I’m p sure they’re in ED recovery so in that context it makes more sense
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4 years
@babysnitchery I WAS SCARED OF THE IDEA OF USING TAMPONS FOR SOO LONG AFTER
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1 year
ADHD is like having a magical bottomless bag for a brain. it looks all small and cute but you reach inside and all of a sudden you’re jamming your fingers against some payment you forgot to make, or the bag of clothes you said you’d take to goodwill a year ago, or—
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4 years
this banged book a tarot reading with me
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10 months
I swear this is 12H allure on full display bc whyyy are we the epitome of fleeting fantasy and then live rent free in strangers’ minds FOREVER
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10 months
u can really make out with a man once at a club and he’ll like ur insta stories for the rest of ur life
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2 years
@quirkyuser @northstardoll like it was just supposed to be funny but people are coming for me thinking they’re doing something lmaoooo
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@latkedelrey and not even just exes but anyone you’ve previously been intimate with like ??? just because you can’t separate things doesn’t mean everyone else is as incapable
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4 years
don’t mind me shopping for a crystal dildo
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3 years
I’m allowed to have a little vanity, as a treat
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3 years
I’m having trouble wording this, but once 12H people step into our power, we can get the attention of literally anyone we want by making them feel like they’ve found a secret grotto no one has touched before
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5 years
@MilesKlee lmfaooo it’s novels like this that make me think I should just hurry up and write mine cuz it can’t be any worse than half of what’s out there
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5 years
@legallyines @Avrea_Gray like Are You The One? but for the zodiac
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1 year
me when I finally accept being lunar
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Me when I finally accept being Jupiterian
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6 years
I don’t like my mother and this day will not make me feel bad about it
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4 years
@venusianbabie my man’s dog barks when he touches my ass, and the cat likes to remain on the bed /;
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3 years
hey
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3 years
VERY pleased with this
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3 years
hey
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5 years
@ToriNicksWho EXPEDITIOUSLY
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4 years
can’t trust a big butt and a gemini 🐍
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2 years
for leo moons, life is a performance art
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3 years
@teaxtarot I can keep other people’s secrets, just not my own
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3 years
🍊
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3 years
☄️
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