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Joined February 2014
RT @VSquaredTwo: When I was in high school a jet engine crashed through my bedroom ceiling. It should have killed me but I was not home dueโฆ.
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RT @Dustinkcouch: google when im not signed in: whats up you fucking robot. i bet you dont even know what a bus is. prove you know what a bโฆ.
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RT @responsiblerob: the part in fellowship of the rings where boromir is training merry and pippin on how to sword fightโฆ thats the good stโฆ.
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RT @melissajenna: if you grew up with a landline before caller ID, what was your phone answering protocol? our was like โJohnson residence,โฆ.
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RT @itsashotgunbaby: i walk this elvish street.in the blood and ash that's knuckle deep.where orc city sleeps.ruins overseen, and i walk alโฆ.
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RT @uncle_deluge: This is *my* culture. I'm an Anglo. It's very rude to not let me develop a pet interest in your exotic oriental homeland.
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RT @brendengallager: Say what you will about China but they would execute you for this and they would be right to do so.
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RT @TheMaineWonk: Taxes Paid By Illegals (2023): $89.8 Billion. Taxes paid by Tesla (2024): $0.Taxes paid by GE (2024): $0 .Taxes paid by Fโฆ.
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