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@UncleDingler
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Cursed to walk this Earth three decades ago 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 100,000 mile powertrain warranty
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Joined August 2022
they ran out of food at the wedding i had to eat the parmesan packets to survive
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dry shampoo is crazy to me cuz as far as I can tell, it's just acting as a dry lubricant
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New profile banner @ABetterWay2A
@wildbumper Cracker Barrel sticker is stolen from @ABetterWay2A get it from the people who actually designed it here
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i want to go back in time and be the first cave person to invent the gravity bong
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might fuck around and sleep on the couch so i feel more disoriented and ill in the morning
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the worst part about a broken hand is probably having to shower with a double bagged garbage bag, fashioned on your stupid fucking impotent hand
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cut out the middle man and show up to the date already crying
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time to trim your pubes (the symbol is the razor)
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imagining that blue girl going to Sephora entirely blue and asking them to help her find a foundation match
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Anyone remember that iPhone app that claimed to be a flashlight to bypass app store review but if you hit the colours in a certain order it'd enable tethering on your phone?
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They caught me 😭😭😭if u all see my name in a Go fund me post and Google doc it’s all lies
I jus infiltrated the most reclusive polycule im in the house rn im digging in the medicine cabinet going crazy
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LIKE THEY SAY IN BROKLYN EARLY TO BED EARLY TO CATCH WORM or is it the bagel?
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in a better world, when Halo 2 releases they put out alternate versions of all the key art that focus on the Arbiter
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