Ya Boi Mr. Stone
@miekstaon
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Together, we can steer this ship straight into a lighthouse.
Tampa, FL
Joined November 2011
Boba and I are Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl for Halloween this year. Bo Bob did not give it 4 stars. The Drive-In will never die! @kinky_horror @TheMutantFam
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Jerry Seinfeld calling his girlfriend up from the minors, 1997
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Called strike 3. The ruined slugger has failed to bring honor to his family. He hears a ringing in his ears, a metallic taste fills his mouth. He falls to his knees, coughing up blood before he collapses. With his last breath, he looks up at the sky and whispers βIβm sorry, Godβ
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google when im not signed in: whats up you fucking robot. i bet you dont even know what a bus is. prove you know what a bus is google when displaying results: AI Overview - A bus is a type of computer, played by John Stamos in 1982
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THIS IS IMPORTANT: I got a 6 billion point hand in Balatro.
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AP physics is making foil boats for a bouyant force lab. The team that has the boat supporting the most weight is crowned "Float GOAT."
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Here's a great photo of the ISS by J. Mccarthy. The reason why the ISS keeps its relative size against both the Sun and the Moon is due to a remarkable coincidence: the diameter of the Moon is 400x smaller than the diameter of the Sun, but it is also 400x closer to us!
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In 1690, Giovanni Cassini was the first person to suggest that Jupiter could not be a solid planet. He noted that the planet was rotating at different rates depending on the latitude (differential rotation).
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Frantically honking and flashing my lights to get the gf truck to pull over
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We're going over the timeline of the Big Bang divided into "Eras" (Era of Inflation, Era of Quarks, Era of Nucleosynthesis, etc). One of my students asked what the current era is. I told him "It was the Era of Galaxies, but I think they just changed it to the Era of America."
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Is there a water wars team this year called "Acceptable Splash Out"
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