the idea that my tweets would make even one person's day a little easier or make them smile during a rough time pisses me off so bad

lol senior citizen alert 😭 what did they say though

Hey, New York — Brian thinks he's our new CFO. We gave him a stage to prove it.

does anyone have advice for being more assertive in situations like this?

here's 4 images from my new video go watch the web watchers

the rest of the minutes are on youtube https://t.co/wMjuqHBsHT

i made a new screenshot post in video form here's the first minute

yeah this water is refreshing i guess but the fanbase ruined it for me

their top 4 is always Suspiria and Inferno and Lisa And The Devil and Rob Zombies Halloween 2 and i'm like fuck. fuck they're probably smarter than me

do you ever defensively read reviews from letterboxd types who hate movies that aren't mulholland drive. like they give scream a half star and call it deadpool horror and you're like "no scream is good. scream is not reddit"

i get pissed when a guest acts too familiar with the podcast hosts on their first appearance. you're not a part of our friend group yet man

had a dream that machine gun kelly was collaborating with toby fox on Deltarune Chapter 5s OST and the community was like "give him a chance toby knows what he's doing"

creepypasta where a guy posts on a message board like "somethings wrong with this star wars vhs tape i got at a garage sale" & the opening crawl is like Episode IV A New Hope There is a guy behind you

so not that it matters but I guess this is the only way to say no, that google docs interview at the bottom of that 15 upvote thread from one month ago is not me

oh hey that other app finally added a group DM

google when im not signed in: whats up you fucking robot. i bet you dont even know what a bus is. prove you know what a bus is google when displaying results: AI Overview - A bus is a type of computer, played by John Stamos in 1982

weird day on reddit (link to video in reply)

55+ screenshots have fun

https://t.co/8vAPGUlFBe who you gonna call

weird day on reddit (link to video in reply)

weird night on bluesky

friendly reminder