the idea that my tweets would make even one person's day a little easier or make them smile during a rough time pisses me off so bad.

i get pissed when a guest acts too familiar with the podcast hosts on their first appearance. you're not a part of our friend group yet man.

had a dream that machine gun kelly was collaborating with toby fox on Deltarune Chapter 5s OST and the community was like "give him a chance toby knows what he's doing".

creepypasta where a guy posts on a message board like "somethings wrong with this star wars vhs tape i got at a garage sale" & the opening crawl is like . Episode IV . A New Hope. There is a guy behind you.

so not that it matters but I guess this is the only way to say no, that google docs interview at the bottom of that 15 upvote thread from one month ago is not me.

oh hey that other app finally added a group DM

google when im not signed in: whats up you fucking robot. i bet you dont even know what a bus is. prove you know what a bus is. google when displaying results: AI Overview - A bus is a type of computer, played by John Stamos in 1982.

RT @Dustinkcouch: weird day on reddit . (link to video in reply)

55+ screenshots have fun.

who you gonna call.

weird day on reddit . (link to video in reply)

i dont get it how is a gun supposed to kill a ghost. ?.

weird night on bluesky

friendly reminder

never deleting this app

wholesome day on the app :). (this is an ADVERTISEMENT meant to SELL you on a PRODUCT that I have been PAID to POST)

i think this app might be dying

my username is dustinkcouch on the apps that aren't being demolished. if i get enough followers at the other places i promise will try to come up with better names than like the biggest shoe salesman.

the internet sucks now

movie marketing has gotten strange

did anyone else get this e-mail from twitter last week?