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@midatantics
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25. inventor of searching "sneezed" by recent and replying "bless you." calista gingrich's skin boy. pfp is most recent sandwich. #dcsecession. free palestine
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the expansion of hockey into gay women is so funny. they are babygirling people it was once considered impossible to babygirl. girl that is a 39 year old russian man
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why do billionaires have to drive everything off a cliff except a car
Jeff Bezos killed the Wapo
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god being social is exhausting but life is so much better having a bunch of commitments than none
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ok let's see you pull that off
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damn if only there was a phenomenal book about all the culture problems associated with hockey canada and how it creates (breeds, even) an attitude of normalized violence in young people
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me and who
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6th grader just dropped a hockey opinion: 2010s hockey was better bc the players were trying harder. thoughts?
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when you do a myers briggs personality test how much blood is it normal for them to take
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i have nothing but respect for atheist and agnostic folks because genuinely, where do you go when it fucking hurts? when the world feels small and your pain too big for it, where do you go when you choke on your helplessness if not to some divine being....i genuinely dont think
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being 25 on hinge is funny bc you get to see so much of the spectrum from 21 year olds like "i love drinking!! what music do you like?? i love all my friends!! let's go to europe!" to 29 year olds like "it's important in a relationship to be interested in each other"
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recipes are an awful way to teach cooking bc they don't teach the fundamentals of cooking decision making. but also that's why no one has an excuse. you don't need to be a woodworker to build ikea furniture. saying you can't cook is saying you can't follow a list of instructions
Genuinely unnerved by the DoorDash discourse. I am God’s worst and most unwilling cook and yet when I say “I don’t cook” I mean I put $11 worth of pre-marinated meat in the air fryer and serve it with $2 worth of rice. You’re telling me a large number of people can’t even do that
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my personal retvrn is having teenage boy metabolism. i could eat any amount of anything. i will never have it again
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reject northern virginia embrace maryland
my coworkers were discussing buying homes in northern Virginia. this is incomprehensible. I simply would rather die than live in “chantilly”
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SANDWICH TRIVIA QUESTION AT BAR TRIVIA this is the name of a sandwich that changes a classic rueben to turkey instead of pastami and coleslaw instead of sourkraut
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perfectly timed my haircut to get me stuck in rush hour traffic
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i do think there is a patriarchal argument to be made for why women are getting farther in academics and such. why as a man would you do all that work to get an advanced degree and get a big salary when you can let your woman do all that and then reap the benefits
men should take school more seriously. idk
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