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Michel Schröder

@michelschroeder

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Nordfriese, Sozialdemokrat, Schiedsrichter. »Rüm hart, klaar kimming.« Ich twittere grundsätzlich nur die Meinung anderer Leute.

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Joined March 2009
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@romlib_
Romlib 🎄
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The average conservative podcast is either russian paid propaganda or someone having a schizophrenic episode on camera
@EvanAKilgore
Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸
4 days
BREAKING: Candace Owens says that Charlie Kirk came to her in a dream and revealed to her that he was "betrayed." She said it was not clear who betrayed Charlie, but that she believes it will be exposed and have "international consequences."
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@mattyglesias
Matthew Yglesias
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"Who was president in 2020?" remains one of the great disputed questions of American politics.
@SenatorBanks
Senator Jim Banks
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The 2020 Census was a fraud. The Biden admin used a shady “privacy” formula that scrambled the data and miscounted 14 states. It included illegal immigrants and handed Democrats extra seats. Americans deserve a fair count and I’m fighting to fix it.
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@agraybee
Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs)
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"Oh you think I'm just a prop in an elaborate PR scheme by an oppressive dictatorship? Then how do you explain why I was so impressed with their progressiveness and high standard of living?"
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Bill Burr defends performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival, saying it was “one of top 3 experiences I’ve had” “You think everybody’s going to be screaming ‘Death to America’ and they’re going to have like fucking machetes and want to chop my head off. Because this is what I’ve
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@dickthicker44
obliterate suburbia
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"Starting christianity" is actually an incredibly accurate depiction of how lots of gen z men view religion as the same type of self improvement shit as dieting or excercising or journaling
@favelaoverlord
Mr. S.T.A.R. of David
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started christianity and weightlifting. starting nofap in 1/2 months. wish me luck boys
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@michelschroeder
Michel Schröder
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Amerikanische Tim Gabel
@chyeaok
chyea ok
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Andrew Callaghan from Channel 5 is considering not putting out his Pete Buttigieg interview because I guess it went too well and his patreon audience is trashing him for it. Audience capture among influencers and “alternate media” is kind of a scourge.
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@maiamindel
Maia
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@PostOpinions
Washington Post Opinions
21 days
A U.S. return to Bagram isn’t a bad idea, the Editorial Board writes. https://t.co/7QTCSM5gsT
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@michelschroeder
Michel Schröder
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Ich muss die falschen Gottesdienste und Beerdigungen besucht haben in meinem Leben. Wenn da "nach christlicher Tradition" einem Menschen gedacht wurde, sah es nicht nach einer Mischung aus Reichsparteitag Nürnberg und WWE aus.
@Birgit_Kelle
Birgit Kelle
20 days
Wenn Sie morgen früh in deutschen Medien Berichte lesen über die vielen bedenklichen "Rassisten", "Radikalen" und "Rechten", die sich zum Gedenken an Charlie Kirk versammelt haben, dann sehen Sie sich einfach diese Bilder an. Menschen die gemeinsam beten, singen und trauern, sich
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@michelschroeder
Michel Schröder
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DEI für Amerikaner, die nichts können.
@USDOL
U.S. Department of Labor
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The days of employers abusing H-1B Visas are over. Introducing PROJECT FIREWALL—our plan to ensure high-skilled jobs go to AMERICANS FIRST 🇺🇸
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@michelschroeder
Michel Schröder
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Nach all den Jahren immer noch meine große musikalische Liebe: @theesuhlmann.
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@michelschroeder
Michel Schröder
29 days
Das wird ja dann sehr entspannt seitens einiger deutscher Konservativer hinsichtlich der Verklärung, when ~it~ happens. Dagegen wird das JU-Posting aus Januar 2017, man sei "gespannt", gänzlich harmlos sein.
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@replayNIKO
Nikolai Ott
1 month
Man stelle sich das in den 70er Jahren vor, wenn irgendein SPDler geschrieben hätte "Rudi, du wirst fehlen".
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@michelschroeder
Michel Schröder
29 days
Der Mord ist und bleibt schockierend, wie jetzt an einer inhaltlichen Verklärung Kirks gearbeitet wird, ist aber auch wirklich erstaunlich.
@schroeder_k
Kristina Schröder
1 month
„Es könnte sein, dass mit Kirk der letzte rechte Republikaner erschossen wurde, der noch ernsthaft daran geglaubt hat, dass ein Dialog mit der radikalisierten Linken überhaupt möglich sei.“
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@davegreenidge57
Hey, Dave!
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Eric and Don Jr, on learning that their dad had sent people birthday cards.
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@michelschroeder
Michel Schröder
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Irgendein Einstein-Zitat über die Blödheit der Menschen...
@ryder_ripps
RYDER RIPPS 🪨
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I just sold my Bored Ape (#3707) today for $37,000. I bought it for $425,000. That’s almost a $400,000 hole in my chest, and honestly, it feels deserved. Here’s the story: Three years ago, I told myself I wasn’t just “buying a jpeg.” I was buying culture. I was buying access. I
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@NateTalksToYou
NateTalksToYou
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@FirstSquawk
First Squawk
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U.S. COMPANIES ANNOUNCE JUST 1,494 NEW JOBS IN AUGUST — LOWEST FOR THE MONTH SINCE 2009; LAYOFFS SURGE 39% TO 85,979
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@esjesjesj
evan loves worf
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They’re going to take away gay people’s right to get married
@NewsWire_US
NewsWire
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Justice Amy Coney Barrett says law isn't an "opinion poll" as Supreme Court faces bid to revisit same-sex marriage — CBS
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@michelschroeder
Michel Schröder
1 month
Die komplette Performance heute war eine armselige Dauerdesinformation für alle Zuschauer. Man kann sich an keine richtige Aussage zu Schiedsrichtern, Regeln oder VAR erinnern.
@Faboss2000
Faboss 🦦
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Dass ✨Vadder und Sohn✨ Küppers 8 Jahre nach Einführung des VAR grundlegende Vorgänge eines VAR Checks nicht verstehen sagt viel über das Niveau deutscher Sportjournalisten und Kommentatoren aus #HSVSTP
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@michelschroeder
Michel Schröder
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Speicher Husum
@OasisMania
Oasis Mania
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Where would you like to see Oasis on tour NEXT year?
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@JosephPolitano
Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈
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the people of America cried out "IKEA is too cheap Mr. President! It is too easy for me to find affordable and utilitarian home furniture!" and the President lept into action
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@brndxix
brandon*
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it gets to a point where some people are just too stupid to know they’re being made fun of
@MAGAVoice
MAGA Voice
2 months
HOLY SH*T 🚨 Watch as Cartman, playing Charlie Kirk on South Park, completely crush this Liberal MAGA is completely taking over everything cool Liberals absolutely can’t stand this 👏
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