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@michaelinblue
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Joined June 2008
Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
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Barn owls must have been pretty excited When the first barn was built.
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*morosely* shiiiieeeeeeeeetttt 😔
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The person who named the fireplace was just fucken sick of naming things
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out “ITS THEIR DREAM” and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises
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they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my car. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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This guys having a fully original experience
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