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@hartgoat

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Stuff and things. Possibly a ghost. Vanilla villain

Joined April 2016
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@hartgoat
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The cop just could have let her move
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5 months
Easily employee of the month
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Tony can do it all
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8 months
Bro caught his mom cheating
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4 months
People are brutal
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8 months
Bro is actually pretty good. If people can make the Hawk Tush girl famous we can do the same for him. Poster said it was in Cincinnati
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3 months
Bro really has beef with kids
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9 months
I’ll take 5
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7 months
This is your sign to get a dash cam
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Washingtons ghost
11 months
Apparently it’s illegal to be up at 2am now
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2 months
We really are like this
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Washingtons ghost
11 months
This dad wasn’t happy with the way the school was treating his deaf son and he made sure his feelings were loud and clear to the school board. He even had a shirt made for the occasion
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Washingtons ghost
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We made memories not content
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Washingtons ghost
2 months
At first I was like yeah!! Kids shouldn’t have to pay for lunch in school then it took a turn
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Washingtons ghost
3 months
Tony doesn’t miss
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Washingtons ghost
4 months
Timeline cleanse 🦦
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Washingtons ghost
5 months
Never go outside. If it was that serious they would’ve had a warrant
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2 months
This is slick
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8 months
“I don’t care if you know your rights”
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2 months
Good thing he has that video
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Washingtons ghost
8 months
He really pulled the cop over
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Washingtons ghost
3 months
We don’t take pictures
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Washingtons ghost
11 months
This interview is wild
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Washingtons ghost
4 months
America is back
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Washingtons ghost
8 months
Apparently they don’t like it when you want to file a complaint
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4 months
10/10 ad for this pizza shop
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2 months
Me fr
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Washingtons ghost
9 months
@Oilfield_Rando It crashed. Follow me for more expert aviation analysis.
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Washingtons ghost
11 months
Another Hawk Tuah banger
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Washingtons ghost
2 months
Where’s the lie
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Washingtons ghost
7 months
Legend
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2 months
Wearing the skin of your enemy is wild
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Washingtons ghost
11 months
@AMAZlNGNATURE One will see you later and the other in a while.
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Washingtons ghost
4 months
His brother really pulled him over
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Washingtons ghost
2 months
I think she did pretty good
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Washingtons ghost
3 months
How was this guy president
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Washingtons ghost
6 months
You can see their lives flash before their eyes when he hits the translate button
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2 months
He’s not wrong
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Washingtons ghost
3 months
This went in a completely different direction than I was expecting
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Washingtons ghost
4 months
The master of marketing
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6 months
I think bro might have been pushed too far
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4 months
Dad setting an awesome example for his little girl here
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7 months
Lady impersonating a cop chases down two girls (updates in thread)
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Washingtons ghost
11 months
Can’t even relax in a cabana you paid for anymore
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Washingtons ghost
8 months
The water was too deep for the fire department so bro took matters into his own hands so the owners would at least have something to come home to. This is the toxic masculinity they want to get rid of
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Washingtons ghost
7 months
Tinder date gone wrong
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7 months
This is what fruits and vegetables are supposed to look like
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1 month
She did not see that coming
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Washingtons ghost
2 years
The moment you realize you’re not in America anymore .
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Washingtons ghost
11 months
Only one of these drew national outrage. I’ll let you guess which one
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Washingtons ghost
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This is why I’m fine with my over 20 year old washing machine. I don’t need smart appliances
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Washingtons ghost
6 months
They are being suspiciously civil about everything
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6 months
Good morning 🇺🇸
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Washingtons ghost
1 month
10/10 reenactment. A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL
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Washingtons ghost
7 months
They wanted socialism until it was applied to their GPA
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7 months
All that over a minor traffic stop
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7 months
25k miles in a month is wild but if it said unlimited then I don’t see the issue
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5 months
Where do I send my money
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Washingtons ghost
3 months
Goodwill is out of control with their prices
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Washingtons ghost
8 months
This probably would’ve went differently if he wasn’t recording
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6 months
Bro is definitely ready
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8 months
I have never seen the whole video until now
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9 months
Polish citizen being brutally honest
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8 months
@Alphafox78 She’s just as sick because she knows exactly what she’s doing and she’s feeding into the problem.
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Washingtons ghost
3 months
Someone should play this for the politicians protesting outside of USAID
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6 months
That’s one way to lose your career
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4 months
Bro said lend me your ears and kept them
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Washingtons ghost
8 months
We’re headed for a skynet war in the future
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7 months
Smart of him to not come out
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8 months
Gotta appreciate the attention to detail
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8 months
You gotta appreciate the American spirit here. They needed a way out so they got together and made a makeshift road instead of waiting for the government to do something
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6 months
Are you not allowed to open carry in Texas of all places
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6 months
This is how it’ll happen his first interaction with a reporter
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We didn’t deserve Steve
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Kevin didn’t hesitate to say what he felt
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9 months
If these are the cops that want to extradite American citizens over social media posts I think we’ll be fine
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8 months
“This is my neighborhood”
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7 months
That could’ve ended badly
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7 months
When your 2020 PPP loan scam catches up with you
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@AMAZlNGNATURE The natural order is me being able to intervene and the crab can’t do anything about it.
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8 months
Calling the cops because you can’t parent is wild
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3 months
If you need me I’ll be shopping for one of these RC boats with cannons
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8 months
Knocking someone’s bike over is such a dik move
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9 months
Venezuelans have taken over Aurora Colorado apparently
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These dogs reactions are hilarious
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11 months
He really called the cops because a guy was cleaning up an abandoned house in “his neighborhood”
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It pays to have a dash cam
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This joke took a turn I didn’t see coming
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Don’t go to a comedy show if you’re easily offended
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I’ll never get tired of watching these
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@PicturesFoIder Imagine being this clueless.
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Imagine turning down farm fresh eggs
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Wise words
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The same guy complaining will ask why kids don’t go outside anymore
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Closing the gym 45 minutes early is wild
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The acceptable way to react when someone you know is arrested for not wearing a mask. Never forget how bold these tyrants became in 2020
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 There’s no way this isn’t staged. He’s not going around the Bronx doing that and walking away.
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This was nothing more than a state sanctioned hit
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Honestly satisfying to watch her get caught in her lies
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Dads teaching valuable lessons here
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