mhr0828
@mhr0828
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I still haven't seen wicked that shit is none of my business
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Monday affirmations: 1: I did nothing wrong 2: the bartender overserved me 3: I'll be the man again by Wednesday
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I type in my social security number all willy nilly sometimes and no consequences so far
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I WILL NOT TEXT YOU WHEN I GET HOME SAFE! YOU SHOULD FEEL IT IN YOUR CHEST IF I MAKE IT!
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if i owned a casino i would put this photo on every slot machine
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money saved by using public transport instead of an uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead
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Sometimes making a cup of coffee has nothing to do with drinking a cup of coffee.
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classic guessing game of ‘will over explaining solidify the lie or dig my hole deeper ?’
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