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Melissa

@mfpiper

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Web developer. #LetsGoBucs fan. Bird artist. Introvert. Disgruntled elder millennial. My aesthetic is hoodies and baseball t-shirts.

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined May 2008
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@Pirates
Pittsburgh Pirates
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REPOST THIS for a chance to win FOUR tickets to Opening Day 2026!  Reminder: Single Game tickets go on sale Wednesday, January 14!
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@Pirates
Pittsburgh Pirates
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REPOST THIS for a chance to win one of our special golden Paul Skenes Cy Young Bobbleheads! These bobbleheads are exclusive to our Season Ticket Holders, and you can secure one by purchasing a full or half-season, 21-game, or even a 10-game plan. 🎟️ https://t.co/S3FamPicF8
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@Pirates
Pittsburgh Pirates
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REPOST THIS for a chance to win FOUR tickets to Paul Skenes Bobblehead Day on April 18th! Our 2026 single-game tickets go on sale January 14 at https://t.co/rwNWAdkIGc
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@pgh_scanner
Pittsburgh Scanner
1 year
Lawrenceville. Penn Ave. Caller says that a man wearing a Pirates jersey is just screaming.
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@pghgraffiti
pghgraffiti
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@TheStebe
TheStebe
1 year
Windows blue screen of death happening in these countries right now
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@GithubProjects
GitHub Projects Community
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| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | Don't Push To Production On Friday | |_________________| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | |_ |_
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@littlewhitty
Kolleen
1 year
Gonna tell my kids this was the 2024 Republican National Convention.
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@mfpiper
Melissa
1 year
Aww not Bob 🥺
@RollingStone
Rolling Stone
1 year
Bob Newhart, the comedian and actor whose deadpan manner and laconic approach led to a series of best-selling comedy albums and starring roles in two long-running sitcoms, has died at age 94. More on his life and legacy: https://t.co/GplP603Q4E
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@SussexHenryVIII
Henry VIII
1 year
I just want to go back to when I could literally not think about the President of the United States for like months at a time.
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@mfpiper
Melissa
1 year
Kinda want to play through #rdr2 again, but don’t feel like hooking up the PS4 #firstworldproblems
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Melissa
1 year
I need to plan a trip to Milwaukee after I’m employed again. The Bobblehead Museum, the Bronze Fonz, and a Pirates vs Brewers game are all on my must-see list.
@_NoahHiles
Noah Hiles
1 year
Now that that’s taken care of, here are my four favorite bobble heads from the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame & Museum:
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@thisone0verhere
Jonathan Edward Durham
1 year
It has come to my attention that in Norway “up and not crying” is a fairly common response to “how are you” and I demand the rest of us adopt this immediately
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@wtflanksteak
Ali B
1 year
SO TURN THE AI OFF. NO ONE WANTS IT.
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
1 year
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. (AP) — Google falling short of important climate target, cites electricity needs of AI.
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@serialdaynapper
🤓☝🏽 um actually
2 years
fellow heat intolerant people.. how are we coping rn and how are you coping with the knowledge that future summers will be even worse?
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@mfpiper
Melissa
2 years
Go into a field that works with computers, they said. You’ll make good money, they said. Meanwhile, here I am laid off for the second time in two years. The work just isn’t there. I don’t know what to do anymore.
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@mfpiper
Melissa
2 years
Going outside this week feels like stepping onto the high gravity planet from Futurama.
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@buitengebieden
Buitengebieden
2 years
Peekaboo.. 😂
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@mfpiper
Melissa
2 years
97 degrees…
@NWSPittsburgh
NWS Pittsburgh
2 years
One more day of temperatures below average today before that's a distant memory. Then the heat really turns on into early next week with widespread 90s looking increasingly likely.
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@JadeDaGem
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2 years
is it just me or are u guys “accidentally” opening ad links that ur fingers have not even touched on here
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