Melissa
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Web developer. #LetsGoBucs fan. Bird artist. Introvert. Disgruntled elder millennial. My aesthetic is hoodies and baseball t-shirts.
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined May 2008
REPOST THIS for a chance to win FOUR tickets to Opening Day 2026! Reminder: Single Game tickets go on sale Wednesday, January 14!
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REPOST THIS for a chance to win one of our special golden Paul Skenes Cy Young Bobbleheads! These bobbleheads are exclusive to our Season Ticket Holders, and you can secure one by purchasing a full or half-season, 21-game, or even a 10-game plan. 🎟️ https://t.co/S3FamPicF8
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REPOST THIS for a chance to win FOUR tickets to Paul Skenes Bobblehead Day on April 18th! Our 2026 single-game tickets go on sale January 14 at https://t.co/rwNWAdkIGc
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Lawrenceville. Penn Ave. Caller says that a man wearing a Pirates jersey is just screaming.
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Windows blue screen of death happening in these countries right now
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Gonna tell my kids this was the 2024 Republican National Convention.
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Aww not Bob 🥺
Bob Newhart, the comedian and actor whose deadpan manner and laconic approach led to a series of best-selling comedy albums and starring roles in two long-running sitcoms, has died at age 94. More on his life and legacy: https://t.co/GplP603Q4E
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I just want to go back to when I could literally not think about the President of the United States for like months at a time.
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Kinda want to play through #rdr2 again, but don’t feel like hooking up the PS4 #firstworldproblems
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It has come to my attention that in Norway “up and not crying” is a fairly common response to “how are you” and I demand the rest of us adopt this immediately
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fellow heat intolerant people.. how are we coping rn and how are you coping with the knowledge that future summers will be even worse?
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Go into a field that works with computers, they said. You’ll make good money, they said. Meanwhile, here I am laid off for the second time in two years. The work just isn’t there. I don’t know what to do anymore.
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Going outside this week feels like stepping onto the high gravity planet from Futurama.
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is it just me or are u guys “accidentally” opening ad links that ur fingers have not even touched on here
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