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2 months
what's wrong with India 🇮🇳? #Pajeets
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@thatkashmirii Meanwhile they in kashmir, 😂
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@FirdausLaibah Ewww Baaji Ewww What's that What's that baaji 🤢
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@OpIndia_com we need more realist like him!
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@CHADitya_18 isski MKC 🤬
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@MDUmairKh This is why pakistanis should be dealt differently, they don't have hate just on surface but it's deep down! they hate you with their core, no wonder why would they hate their fellow countrymen Sindhis and Balochis who looks like this👇👇👇 rotten society😤
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@raviagrawal3 @TheHarrisSultan watched this? does this has anything to do with islam?
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@formrpessimist Now i know what "S" stands for in S jaishankar, it's Samurai Jaishankar!😅
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10 months
@sidhant @WIONews You are the only guy who's covering geo politics in true sense, varna hamare walon ko toh geo-politics matlab ind-pak! Really appreciated!
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@smitaprakash Ask poor Prince William's!
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@alpha_defense They are happy telling stories to each other!
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@theliverdr I have 5 people I know, can you arrange free treatment for them as well? What's the point in writing all this? Ppl are calling out the "out of the way" Approach even if we leave the pak baggage aside! Why was it free? Why was she prioritised? That's all, answer this!
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@sidhant US mistook India to be some other of it's vassal states! 🫤
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Bro was almost gonna blow!! then visa falshed in front of him! #INDvENG
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@IntelPk_ source:- allah mehrban toh gadha bhi pehlwan
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@_treeni This is happening in India! that too in Prayagraj!
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@NaseemNation humme koi problem nahi hai!!
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@JayantBhandari5 Russian helicopter hai gamdu! His govt turned down VVIP helicopter purchase!
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@PsyiconicBing @Shehzad_Ind Did @sardesairajdeep dalla really signed timeout? what a kid!
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@sabizak It's so funny! karma is the concept of hinduism,overused by west and hence the"liberals" and she wants it get to hindutva is a "life come a full circle" moment for me BTW could u enlighten us about hindutva? you guyz throw around words like it's nothing or could make u seem smart
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10 months
@njohncamm Prof jts the original dome not the lingam!
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@pachtaogaybro beat this!
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@Geeta_Mohan This guy has a sense of humor!😂pakistan and pluralism, BTW geeta aren't you too interested in pakistan? i would rather appreciate your work on china & USA!
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@salonivxrse Sikhs nowadays are wanna be Talibani!
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@ghatakoperator Though i am all for quality but with limitation but what's next trans too rep in army?
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8 months
@Shehzad_Ind @IndiaToday @sardesairajdeep It's very sad to see that women like that,I thought she was a good presenter but definitely not a good host @IndiaToday you need to mentor her better!! Earlier we were used to see spokesman being unruly but when host becomes unruly that's the lowest for a debate!
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@gemsofbabus_ Indore municipality takes these rankings more seriously than I take my life!
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@HydForum Name of the page is so ironic who thinks people up north don't pay taxes!😂 Maharashtra, Delhi, Gujarat and Tamil Nadu payes 70% of Indian taxes and 3 states are in north, meanwhile Telangana doesn't even feature in top 10 and A.P is 8th on the list!😂
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@gemsofbabus_ @HydForum Maharashtra, gujarat, delhi pays 50%> taxes of whole india, mean while Telangana doesn't even feature in top 101
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@desimojito I know why u like it!
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@shadab_chouhan1 @ShivAroor Can you ask a similar question on muhammad and his daughter in law? At least give it a try!
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@sushantsareen i always wonder these pakistani logic when they say "pakistan will give access to central asian market" if those market are so lucrative shouldn't they be striving to capture it?
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1 KG of conscience!😅😂
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The CAG has detailed the liquor scam, the Supreme Court has cited the 338 crore money trail, the High Court has said Kejriwal concealed proceeds of crime - and yet he refuses to resign. What is he waiting for - the rest of the 3.5 kg of his conscience to return? My views:
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@sidhant Sikhs are now wanna be Islamists!!
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@sidhant Pajeet tried so hard!! just hear "No" more and more!!
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@darshanpathak @tatalitlive @TataCompanies Invite hafiz saeed next time, why talk to mouth pieces when you can listen to the bosses?
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@Indo__Aryan @IndianTechGuide Bengaluru metro is a state project, no wonder centre and state having a tussle!
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@wokeflix_ Just a logical question! if they donate portion in zakat shouldn't there be no poor muslim?
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@Shehzad89 Abey gadhe, if u r pretending to be a genuine influencer first research the matter atleast, India was always bharat in Constitution, it's matter of usage, usually bharat is used in hindi! Just like Germany calls itself deutschland in german!
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@BluntBasterds i can make better scrambled eggs then the way he said it! BTW which accent is that?
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@TheLegateIN Lekin humme toh asia cup main Ind Pak final dekhna hai?😔😰
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@FrontalForce That make sense China is becoming so predictable! Odisha accident just before India begged a multi billion $ train manufacturing order in Africa Problem on western border as our deployment in Ladakh increased 1thing good they did was they made their own internet, India should too
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@gemsofbabus_ no doubt! but you gotta stop crying democracy to match the pace of their development! In India a 2000 crore project could be stalled bcz the region it is passing has 20 trees which comes under forest dept and dept can't give NOC for it!
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@SaffronSunanda he actually didn't like the idly, that is why he blew~ liberals
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@Modified_Hindu9 thoda aur gareeb hone do, innko aur history yaad aati rahegi!!
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@WazBLR @bengalurufc Nope! Here you are wrong mate loyalty above anything!
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@UzairYounus @Asad_Umar Why indian market? can't you look westward?central asia? more diverse and larger reach, why always get stuck with India? there is an understanding in India that, if the trade resumes that money will be bartered for separation causes K2K! Intelligent Indian circle has no appetite!
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@asimkhansquash @Noorzaman2004 @paksquash Kyun Be G @ndu , kaisi padi fenti? 😂😂
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@gemsofbabus_ I vote for'em but BJP needs to start talking of Human development along these infrastructure development! I hate congress but we can only expect from somebody's who is doing!!
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@Duorope At this moment if u could just serve them 3x korean noodles, they'll happily leave their post, seems like it!
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@TheSquind So true, they r still living in colonial hangover!
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@ahmiixdd If pak survives uptill 2030 that will be the loss of humanity! humanity needs to be saved!
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@Shehzad89 The guy you calling war mongerer is a kashmiri hindu&he's been a first hand victim of islamic terror through his family, the same thing you trying to justify.The only thing I can blame him for is reporting everything with heart!
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@OfRunjh I hate the fact that the largest money ever put in an Indian web series was used to glamourize mughal era prostitution! Nothing futuristic, no educational!
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@ZavierIndia Boss everyone is represented here!
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@TheLegateIN poor canada thinks people in india will be against their govt, little do they know!😂😂
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@FinestYew even iran got longer end!
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@NewsWireLK lanka might be good for tourism but they have a short memory!!
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@OSPSF @Aryan_warlord @HALHQBLR Your domestic cars gets a prefabricated engines and u telling us you develop a fighter jet? too early for a joke!!
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@NewsArenaIndia If nothing else, BJP had to be given credit for security. I have never heard peace for this much long period, no major attacks in conflict zone, no attacks in non-conflict!
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@Iyervval For those who was asking "doesn't BJP do revdi politics? "
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@FrontalForce Go china way, enhance our industrial capability and do reverse engineering!
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@xee_que @RadioGenoa Thanku jinnah! lekin bache hue toh le jaao!!
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@business Fcuk TN, it will be Maharashtra or Gujarat!
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@michaelathert Pakistanis Source: vo kya hota hai?
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@bond007himanshu @theprayagtiwari babri ka antim sanskar 6 dec ko hi hua tha!😂
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"Virat Is Selfish for trying to take singles for his hundred instead of hitting boundaries" • 2012 Asia Cup ~ Hafeez:- 105(113) losing cause ~ Virat Kohli:- 183(148) winning cause. On which basis he is blaming virat? #INDvsSA #ViratKohli 𓃵
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@sagorika_s We have women like you? I didn't know, following now! 🫡
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@TheLegateIN both r chinese vassal and ummah ka chumma is a must!
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@_FaridKhan 70,000INR ="TUMHARI AUKAT KE BAHAR" PKR
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@AsYouNotWish She's been deported, she didn't depart!
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@NewsArenaIndia I see a lot of similarities in him and bhutto
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@GemsOfBollywood They are just responding to the current political climate! Tomorrow politics will change, they change!!
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@TasneemKhatai @mufaddal_vohra Why should i congratulate him...?
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Irony is it's a song in hindi but she persists it to be in urdu, qoumi zuban of her homeland Pakistan (just check she doesn't follow any Indian leader but she follows pak PM and Pak President)
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The irony of an urdu song from a film glorifying mughal emperor Akbar
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@AdityaRajKaul Modi waved the flag like a little child!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@TheLegateIN BC humari Navy ki priorities!!😑
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@KreatelyMedia @armani_sy Yeh toh moot diya sala!!
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@OpIndia_com I will take action against my companies board for not including me!
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@HindutvaProfile This page is compiling list of people to follow!
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@UzairYounus Oh bhai peecha chod de India ka! 🙏 hum tujhe follow karte hain Pakistan ki news ke liye!!
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@TheLegateIN They have computers??
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@GemsOfBollywood 1948? whohh!!! had this industry not been hijacked by Urduwood, bollywood would have been a epitome of India's creativity!!
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@RadioGenoa Indians need to understand, these pages are not against islamic terror or civic problems they have a racial problem!
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@kushal_mehra True! actually it's a polite way of saying we as Indians are incompatible of wielding power!
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@Iyervval Danish didn't even know why did he walked out!
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@TajinderBagga Humare waale bhawnao main jaldi beh jaate hain!!
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@zhao_dashuai same british raj that broke your chinese teeth and hence once again you'll have a blue eye!
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@FrontalForce 🅱️ulla hitting bulla, only india can do it!😅😂
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@JayantBhandari5 Chinese bullet train!
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@gemsofbabus_ congress has promised him some big role or he wouldn't be playing with his reputation like that!
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