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Reporter @TIME focused on global culture and SWANA communities – armani.syed @time .com.

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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
4 months
“Poetry can’t stop a bullet. Poetry won’t free a prisoner. [...] But if we can’t imagine a free liberated world in language, how can we build one?” My latest feature on the long standing role of Palestinian poetry as a means of peaceful resistance.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
For real what about the alleged sex offender?
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Armani Syed
3 years
Guys Riz Ahmed posted my article on his Instagram story I am honestly done.
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Armani Syed
3 years
Exactly a year after leaving my corporate job to pursue journalism, I'm happy to be joining the @thisisinsider team on Monday! 📰🎉
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Armani Syed
4 years
The Left really, really do detest Tory Cabinet ministers. There fixed it for you Sajid bhai, say salaam to your ammi for me x
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Sajid Javid
4 years
The Left really, really do detest ethnic-minority Tory Cabinet ministers.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
2 years
The author photo The Bookseller will use if anyone ever gives me a book deal x
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Armani Syed
2 years
✨Elated to be joining @TIME tomorrow as a reporter focusing on world affairs. Among other topics, I'm hoping to add to the publication's coverage of global culture ✨
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
My friend told me he has TWO cousins on both sides of the family?? I have 17 just in the UK 🤔
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
7 years
Warwick practically has their own version of the HOLLYWOOD sign for graduation and this is the level of extra that I live for.
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Armani Syed
2 years
Molly-Mae's debut book
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Armani Syed
3 years
So pleased to have written something centering Muslim women's joy and empowerment.
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Armani Syed
4 years
“You know, as a child, you may remember an imaginary friend, but mine was my father” - for @galdemzine I wrote about the oral history project @TapeLetters that documents the messages Pakistani migrants who came to Britain would send to loved ones back home
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
1 year
I spent an hour talking to @sana2 yesterday, hours after she received a letter confirming that her brother Alaa Abd El-Fattah, an Egyptian activist who was observing a hunger and water strike, is alive. Our conversation resulted in this very honest Q&A.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
The Indian woman pretending she wrote Emily in Paris is the only thing giving me life
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
This show still lives rent free in my mind - what an odd concept.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
2 years
‼️ It's my last day at @thisisinsider today after over a year and a half as a fellow and then a junior reporter, covering lifestyle and royals. To mark the occasion, here's a message I sent to my editor the day I resigned (a day before the Queen did in fact die.) ‼️
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Digital magazine editors rejecting a pitch vs national newspaper editors rejecting a pitch:
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Armani Syed
3 years
It's very telling and relevant that they waited until dark to do this. That's precisely what women are telling you to stop doing, preying on them under the cover of darkness because you think you can get away with more.
@JamesEFoster
James Foster
3 years
Are the police fuckIng stupid? One of their own has been charged with an evil, horrific murder and they’re they’re now battling, kettling and confronting women. Very wrong. #ReclaimTheseStreets #ClaphamCommon
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Armani Syed
2 years
Costa Coffee is rat posion sorry. Crimes against coffee.
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Armani Syed
3 years
Why is it the writers who heavily brand themselves on feminism who end up having the most reductive definitions of womanhood and gender identity pls?
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Armani Syed
3 years
Non-Muslim friends who ask you to dinner during Ramadan and make sure to book later so you aren't left out 🥰
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
2 years
Taking off my indoor hoodie to put on my outdoor hoodie. Pls I don't wanna be Bri'ish anymore.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Not an influencer on This Morning saying that people critiquing them for being in Dubai for 'work' should simply 'be kind xo'. Great point! Live, Laugh, Spread Virus!
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Nah how did a man that tried to hit on me yesterday ask me if I was gonna make him chapattis and curry? I don't even do that when my mum asks.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
@turnmyswagguon Personally, hearing about James Dyson's hoover failures would make me feel much better!!
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Armani Syed
2 years
The Northern line is such an attention seeker, it's like no you won't listen to music, you will hear me scream.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
@thediyora This was how I first understood I wasn't white after going to a friend's house in primary school
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
4 years
Now seems like a good time to remind everyone that @ProfSunnySingh said it first: "And don’t give them David Walliams bloody well again! There are loads of other writers who are doing amazing work".
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
4 years
I wrote something extremely personal about why my family came to this country and what they left behind to do so. With the surge of anti-immigrant attitudes in the media recently, I'd really appreciate if you could give it a read!
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Had my bag robbed last night because apparently I am a living sitcom and this is the list I gave to police. It's number 4 for me 💔😔
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Thomas Markle says he only does interviews when Harry and Meghan don't talk to him. He says he waits 30 days between speaking to the press to see if H&M will reach out and when they don't he does it again. This is... manipulative?
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
2 years
Me, in pyjamas, judging all these Met Gala looks.
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Armani Syed
3 years
*sigh* somehow I've woken up in England again.
@JimMFelton
James Felton
3 years
“Misogyny is absolutely wrong, whether it’s a man against a woman, or a woman against a man”
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@armani_sy
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3 years
The outfits in Skins season 1 were some of the most offensive things that aired on TV in the 00s. I mean...
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
2 years
Me: I'm just going to do thin eyeliner today. Me after correcting the mistakes on it:
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Not me being locked in a meeting room in the office and everyone trying to get me out. I just love attention-seeking...
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
6 years
Disappointed but not surprised to see how many males I went to Uni with not interacting with these news stories/ showing solidarity with those condemning the vile actions of the Warwick boys. Truth is they're more concerned about privacy of their chats than the safety of women
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
After 25 yrs I am ready to embrace Hagrid hair. Curly people please give me styling advice to stop it looking like an Arab man's chest hair.
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Armani Syed
3 years
Didn't think it needed clarifying but racism doesn't need a guilty intention, it's more of a fact - something is either racist or it's not #LooseWomen
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Armani Syed
3 years
Laughing at all the mags who rejected this pitch now, only @galdemzine wanted to make this space for Muslim women defying the usual narratives 😇
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Armani Syed
3 years
Choose your fighter - Bend It Like Beckham Edition
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Interviewed the Prince of Venice (from Italy's defunct monarchy) about life in exile, the power of having women in society's senior roles, and most importantly, pasta.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Omg there's a little girl opposite me reading Girl Talk magazine. Childhood nostalgia UNLOCKED. How is this magazine still in print and what's my horoscope reading this month???
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
I don't want to sound too much like an ethnic dad but I really need someone to walk on my back.
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Armani Syed
3 years
@LacunaVoices Thank you, I'm not entirely comfortable naming the publication because I think it could harm my reputation but also I want this to be about the industry as a whole and how we shouldn't believe things are suddenly fair now. Lots more progress to make 💜
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
5 years
I was going to write this anonymously and I certainly wasn't going to share it in case employers saw it, but then I realised I don't want to work for a company that would use this against me so here is my most serious journalism to date friends:
@charlielindlar
Charlie Lindlar
5 years
We have a gripping piece today on the twin torment of wanting to take your own life when your religion holds suicide as the ultimate sin
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Armani Syed
6 years
I love Warwick but for a Uni with such naff careers support and services I find the constant demands for me to tell them what I'm doing now very annoying. My career (so far) was formed with the help of societies & placements I secured independently, not the uni or my department.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
My traditional Asian mum is mad at me because I told all our family she said Marcus Rashford was fit (in other words)
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Conducted, styled and designed my first (digital) cover shoot since starting @MesaMagazine in March lockdown. Presenting the DJ behind east London’s queer Bollywood night #HUNGAMA and WINNER of Netflix's #TheBigFlowerFight @RyanLanji as The Modern Maharajah 👑👑👑
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
I don't order off Amazon 🤬🤬🤬 because I want local bookshops to thrive 😌😌😌 so I buy them from a big chain instead 😇😇😇
@JuliaHB1
Julia Hartley-Brewer
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I make a point of buying books at my local @Waterstones rather than ordering on Amazon because I want bookstores to thrive, but if I go into your store and a member of staff asks me to wear a mask, you will lose my business forever.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
I don't think Facebook understands what is worth a notification anymore. I don't care that the girl I sat next to in year 3 at primary school checked into a pub.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
For real though, why are almost all the major Middle East Correspondents white? Would media outlets not having more effective reporting by hiring staff who embody or at least truly understand the customs and cultures being reported on alongside the facts 🤔
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
I'm so glad my parents moved to this country just so I could sing It's Coming Home out the window of a South London flat. The immigrant dream 🥰
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Is anyone I know or partially know looking for a flatmate in London from Aug/Sept? I make great Mexican food, have an impressive collection of clothes, and will look good next to you in photos but not enough to detract attention from you x
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Anyway you can read it here:
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Armani Syed
3 years
There are many industry plot holes in The Devil Wears Prada but Andy getting an interview at Runway with only student newspaper experience? Are you kidding me?
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
I don't wanna be that person BUT Rupi Kaur poems are actually so bad lol? Props to her for making money from it but they are simply not good.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
4 years
Why are people OBSESSED with asking politicians if they would take the knee? Ask them how their party advocates for racial equality and what they are doing to dismantle structural racism. Get actual views out of them that the public can hold them to account for?
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
7 years
Not usually confident enough to discuss my experiences as a racial minority within my journalism but something about this really hit home.
@galdemzine
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7 years
When @armani_sy called out a vintage clothing store for cultural appropriation they blocked her on Instagram
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
2 years
I am once again abandoning a pile of part-read books in favour of a new one and all I feel is shame.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
4 years
I'm having a curry for breakfast? I've reached peak Asian
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Armani Syed
3 years
I was doing a lateral flow test and just referred to myself as Gagatha Christie and no one was around to laugh.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
4 years
Got my big fat ass into journalism school and I'm chuffed about it 🎉
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Looking to speak to an expert in workplace racism today. It's for a feature on why women of colour in senior positions are often labeled as angry or called bullies - in reference to Meghan. Please RT for reach: #journorequest
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
I find it so odd when trains just split themselves in half and only one bit carries on. Are you a worm?
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Nah I cry every day but I ain't seen no cheques from you guys???
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
If I could choose between the end of the pandemic and the end of the Chidera/Florence feud, I would choose the pandemic but only by a small margin.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
4 years
Warwick will be all over this, finally a bit of good PR instead of stories of racial abuse or sexual harassment amongst students
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
4 years
Taylor Swift's cash gift helps student take up degree
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Armani Syed
3 years
Looking to speak to someone in music industry/ a streaming specialist about Spotify paying Harry and Meghan for their podcast while not paying artists fairly. They aren't the first 'celebs' to secure a deal like this but they are facing more criticism #prrequest #journorequest
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
7 years
Lol I did this interview about an article I wrote that I'm probably gonna get roasted for in the comments but Y NOT.
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AJ+
7 years
A thrift store in England labeled traditional Desi garments as “festival wear.”
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Armani Syed
3 years
Really hope Paul Mescal got his GCSE in Dance after this practical exam!!
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Armani Syed
4 years
Do you ever wonder how many PR nightmares could have been avoided if newsrooms were a smidge more representative of multicultural society?
@George_Osborne
George Osborne
4 years
Our ⁦ @Adamstoon1 ⁩ ⁦ @EveningStandard ⁩ as China enters the Year of the Rat
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
I'm going from a drag brunch to watch the euros today and I think that's called range.
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Armani Syed
3 years
Still really keen to speak to women of colour who have been unfairly accused of workplace bullying, told they're too difficult to work with, or too intimidating etc - this can be anonymous #journorequest
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
@ChantayyJayy Will be forever haunted by the caucasity of her "EDUCATE ME!!!" demands. Sis, read a book?
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Me: in 2021 I'm not gonna get annoyed by dumb posts I see on the Internet & write about them. *22 days later*. Thank you to the amazing @_RiniJones_ and @henn__a for speaking to me about their experiences of being hairy as South Asians #UnibrowMovement .
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Armani Syed
3 years
What scares me about Sarah Everard's story is that this is during a pandemic where men are more reluctant than usual to go near strangers, and there are fewer of them out on the street. Imagine how many women suffered before and unfortunately will when things 'go back to normal'.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
I've only slept for 6 hours because I was kept up by Jackie Weaver memes. I hope Handforth is happy with their 15 mins of fame.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
6 years
I lied and told my flatmates I also liked Love Island when I viewed the property so they'd pick me to move in and now the time has come for me to pay the piper.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Is it weird that my best ever birthday was in lockdown? Like it's the one I've really felt the love from and realised my friends and family are phenomenal 🥰
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Armani Syed
3 years
Me in coffee shop: is this Fela Kuti? Anonymous white friend: is which fella a cutie?
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
So emotional seeing all these brave women coming together tonight in Clapham. You're all amazing, I wish I could have been there with you all 💜
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
4 years
I've got that type of anxiety where you feel like you did something incredibly embarrassing but I haven't done anything 🙃
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Not my nephew lifting up my jumper and declaring I have a baby in my stomach. No, kid, just biscuits.
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Armani Syed
3 years
Feel like pure shit just want Dishoom back.
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Armani Syed
2 years
Writing a story about pasta while fasting is probably not the best idea 🤤
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
4 years
I start new books before I've finished the previous one. I'm about 50 pages into 5 different books, am I a sociopath?
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
2 years
And Just Like That is doing entirely too much to ram progressive awareness down our throats. Pls we just wanted fewer jokes at the expense of diverse communities, not Carrie's first sari but go off I guess.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Big mask perk is being able to lip sync for my life on public transport without being noticed.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
I don't want to be famous but if I ever am, I hope the Armani brands would use the opportunity to make me a brand ambassador. Just seems like a good business move to use our shared name in this way.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Every time my fancy skincare products run out I wish I was a 2-in-1 shampoo and body wash man.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
1 year
My latest DM request is clearly from someone who just binged You. It's giving very much Joe Goldberg.
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Armani Syed
3 years
And that's on progress 😌
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
If you are only a nice person to people when you want something from them, then you are not a nice person ‼️
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Armani Syed
3 years
I would simply like to live in a world where a hardback book has the cover art directly on it and not on a shitty paper sleeve that I will tear with my fat fingers in 0.5 secs.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
Next time I say men are trash and a guy is like 'NOT ALL MEN 😡', I'll agree and say 'you're right Marcus Rashford isn't'.
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Armani Syed
3 years
We all agree that World Cup summer was top tier, right? It was all downhill from there.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
4 years
People ask me why I want to be a journalist, it's so I can tweet things like this.
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
6 years
I've enlisted the first person of (hopefully) many for a very exciting project. If you're a creative South Asian or you know one please DM me. (Can my pals RT this for reach please).
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
If the @Tate Modern would like me to commission me to recreate this conceptual piece of art I am open to a very big cheque x
@mrjoshz
Joshua Zitser
3 years
So @armani_sy is trapped in a meeting room and it’s a whole operation to get her out. #FreeOurGirlArmani
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@armani_sy
Armani Syed
3 years
I started the day at my desk with good posture, I have ended it typing from bed propped up with my sister's pregnancy pillow - it's called range
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