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@A2tem
Oga! U know "bomboclaat" was the wrong caption here. Just use "I'm the reason why ur twitter crush isn't replying ur DMs"
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Omo! Ko ni da funyin MBBS sha
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Eder and Guedes saved CR7's international career! But you mean to tell me the likes of Dybala,Higuain,Aguero,Lavezzi, Pastore, DiMaria couldn't hand Messi a trophy over the years! Wawu! Or is he limiting them the way CR7 was dulling Benzema in Madrid😂
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Lmaoooo! Something funny just happened! A strange number called me, as soon as I answered, the woman said “Dr, this is A/E”, Na so I shout “I’m not on call pls” 😭apparently, she called to ask if I had forgotten something during my last shift. Omo! Na PTSD be dis las las
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@caanniiball
Lmaoooo! Epic! This one Na just remix of "Your husband will be a very lucky man" 🤣
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Kai! I hate my profession on G
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-I miss you sha
-Are you still angry at me?
-Small thing, you’re shouting up and down
-So if I didn’t call you now, you wouldn’t have called to check on me
-All I’m trying to say is maybe I overreacted but you know you can be annoying sometimes
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@WendyA__
Lol! Had a rubbish Mo’hawk haircut in boarding school, thinking it will grow before the next visitation day! Guess who I saw in front of my hostel the next day ; the woman that gave birth to me! In summary, that was the first and last time, I barbed skin cut abi MOLO
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Too bad the recipient never opens the door 🤡
Reece James doesn't cross the ball. He sends it by first class courier service *direct* to the intended recipient's door.
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It hurts when you see strangers talk shit about someone you love/admire!
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I was bored at work and made 4 goofy facial expressions for no reason! Enjoy
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Once upon a time, when I looked like someone that had money...... smh! Good times
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@WendyA__
Or the day I wanted to impress Grandma say I sabi kill chicken😂😂😂! Lmao! I slice the neck once dey form hitman say I suppose don cut the carotid! The Alaye stood up and was convulsing when they wanted to remove the feathers
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Please drop a short video of you having a good time. I need a pick-me-up this morning. Morale no too high🥺🥺🥺
Don’t air edakun
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@FEMMY466
Viva! I was asked by the external examiner to look at a particular histology slide! I was told before going in, that "Spinal cord" is the only slide in that office! Na so I look inside microscope, shout "Spinal cord" Consultant : You know the microscope was turned off right?🙂🙂
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@Mistabiyi
Against Ecuador??? Ronaldo did it against Sweden in 2014 now Spain! There's levels to this shit!
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@Frank_LeanXV
1. My "X" don hook inside 2. Ur lewandowski good pas ronaldo sef! This FIFA na shit 3. Ur pad dey shake Asswear 😂
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When a paedo consultant called me a nuisance for pressing phone in the EPU.. Me :
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The way you celebrated iheanacho and Ndidi! Use that energy and be happy for chukwueze now🥺
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There’s no money on ground but two women are still fighting over you, which of the favors of your lord will you deny?
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This my face just de embarrass me steady... Madam! I'm not small doctor, I'm a doctor.! Gaan look for small doctor in Lagos! Rubbish😡
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New slogan : The boys gave everything
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“Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding”
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Lmfao! “I have two degrees and a masters with a PhD in view”
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Me as a physiotherapist
Boss, this your leg too stiff, just find wheelchair, only Jesus fit heal you
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Lmao! That Ramires lob vs Barca >>>>>>>>
One of my male friends told me that he doesn’t think a woman can make him as a happy as football does.... you people are mad fr
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Life comes at you fast mehn! Why did the Ronaldo IG bants stop?😂 Messi fan boys just off like Dothraki 😁
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Lmao!
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Nothing beats the crowd yelling “idea” when person throw one useless pass go throw in! Just cos Na their guy 😭😭😂😂
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Peep the thread 😂😂
This Igbo girl left my friend for a Spanish guy, coz he has money. My friend had love to give, but she wanted Di ego
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Recreating after 1k likes
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Lol this caption reminds me of one Alabi😂
#ThrowbackThursday
Convocation- University of Ilorin
MB;BS Induction- University of Ilorin.
Residency, PhD in view..
#ThursdayMotivation
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I don’t believe in astrological signs, if you’re running mad beside me and you blame it on astrology, you can carry your tumor abi cancer elsewhere pls
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A gift can often be a curse. Give someone wings, and they may fly too close to the sun. Give them the power of prophecy, and they may live in fear of the future. Give them the greatest gifts of all, powers beyond imagination, and they may think they’re meant to rule the world
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"You get my number, I go de wait for ur call" 🎶 🎶! Oxlade murda this chorus
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Tbh! Siuuuu alone is bigger than Beyoncé... the day Messi left barcelona lasan garnered more popularity than everything bey has done. Dfkm! make the single ladies merchant rest abeg
So many people think football players are crazy popular. It’s so weird. Like how can you say a football player is more popular than Beyonce? Then name two football players than even I wouldn’t recognize.
Lol
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Finance has a huge role to play in my emotional availability sha! I do usually be emotionally unavailable if I’m broke
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He can lift her out of the relationship
fellas, your girlfriend’s male best friend hugs and lifts her in front of you. wyd?🤨🤨
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Your husband is an awesome person! I’ve missed him since I left UITH
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Skabesh😒
Who else had a nickname that was more popular and attached to your persona than your real name ?
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This keke guy just said he thought I was a woman! Say “why I carry woman face”?? If I had my own car, this see finish won’t happen
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Only jobless people argue the CR7 vs Messi debate! Enjoy the two greats🌚
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Lmaooo! Def now! 😂😂 come sprinkle am with “it’s the little things”😂
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My woman and I haven’t been dating long but this is the softest and kindest relationship I’ve ever been in. She doesn’t make me feel like loving me is a chore, but a choice. And everyday she gives me a good reason why I chose her. 🥺
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What’s with these patients wanting me to marry their daughters? I’m for the streets pls
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Tbh! I no rate VanDijk... his partners always do more than him in a big game(Matip, Lovren and Konate)
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