myles brown
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Shout out to Colin Cowherd. A complete gentleman. And to Nick Wright who is not mentioned once in those 42 pages.
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Aaron Rodgers always shaking his head like he can’t believe what happened when he’s what happened.
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This is a man who knows he’s in too deep and sees potential embarrassment around every corner. Millions of women are waiting to hate you and your own fans are gonna call your situationship a distraction. But if he backs out he’s a coward. He cant win. It’s kinda fascinating!
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LeBron James is a generational liar. I get it. He’s had a mic in his face since he was 16 and feels the need to give a good quote. So he says what you wanna hear. But can we at least keep track of them on his basketball reference? I’d like to revisit some highlights.
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This guy has the longest leash in league history and still thinks he’s a victim.
Draymond Green with a short statement in the locker room following tonight’s loss, it starts with:. “I am tired of the agenda to make me look like an angry black man…”
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RFK should be playing this during congressional hearings.
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lmao what if Kawhi is meaner than Jordan and we just don't know it yet.
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So covid is spiking and one teams solution is to bring their unvaxxed player on the road? The NBA should be on Bravo.
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What if everything goes back to normal when Klay Thompson plays again.
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Trump let the owner of Twitter into the federal reserve and planes have been falling out of the sky but the most unbelievable thing I’ve seen all year is an NBA trade.
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Drake didn’t get to enjoy his ozempic bar for twenty minutes before his own prescription ended up as cover art. This battle belongs on Bravo Network
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Hes gonna come back next season looking like Giannis. We won, but at what cost?
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Bostons toughest test is gonna be rooting against a white man in the Finals.
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Anthony Edwards gets everyone pregnant and I’m like smh. Then he dunks on someone like that and I think “yea there should be more of him”.
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Blackest Moments in NBA History. 20. Bob Johnson buys Hornets renames em after himself.19. Clyde Fraziers closet.18. Master P Toronto Raptor.17. Lavar Ball. All of it.16. Any time Russ speaks to media.15. Jimmy Butler Wolves practice.14. Kobe tells Clarkson stop playing lightskin.
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“Caitlin Clark didn’t even win anything! Why is she getting all this attention over the undefeated team that beat her? Because she’s white! Thats why!”
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Pat Bev in a Laker uniform like seeing the janitor in Balenciaga.
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Go outside and try to tackle a car. That’s Derrick Henry. The motorcycle that sped by your body? That was Lamar Jackson.
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Draymond constantly smoking layups is like a school bully afraid to read in front of the class.
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If Boban and Kawhi ever hi fived it’d be the last thing we’d hear.
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Clippers need a coach that players respect. They also have to be the vocal leader Kawhi isnt. My first choice is Denzel Washington.
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You scared? Don't know who to trust? Feel like you're surrounded? Congrats. You've been a minority for like an hour.
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Caitlin Clark vs. The School That Didn’t Want Caitlin Clark is gonna be legendary.
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NBA should replace the Celebrity Game with a dog show. Seriously. You wanna watch Quavo pretend to be an athlete or see Klay and his dog run the agility course?.
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This is the Avengers of awkward conversations. The Shaq & Kobe of you gotta be kidding me.
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The way OKC gets to play football on one end of the court and behind museum glass on the other is infuriating.
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What if Ohtani speaks perfect English and just hates the media? I would fully support a Japanese Kyrie.
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Matt Ishbia paid $4 billion to get swept in the first round and doesn’t have a draft pick til 2090 but at least he got to see this.
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If Ime cheated on Nia Long with a white woman Boston might be the safest place for him.
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Kris Middleton and Tobias Harris signed for $340M combined and have the nerve to write 'Why I stayed' columns. NIGGA WE KNOW WHY.
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If the Mamba Mentality has a true heir, it’s probably Damian Lillard.
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Ricky Rubio deserves more than a tour of the most racist states in America.
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1. Kobe 50 v. Suns G6.2. Jordan 63 v. Celtics G2.3. Bron 51. v Warriors G1.4. Dame 55 v. his own teammates G5.
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"if the Batman doesn't reveal himself in 24hrs I will kill another stylists career"
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SGA is David Sterns dream. An international, well dressed, exciting shooting guard. And he might be destined to lose to Sterns nightmare. “What if Jordan acted like Iverson and had more kids than Kemp?”.
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Parents, these are teachable moments. That was one of the greatest games we’ve ever seen. Now imagine if Hali ran in the lane and just fell down like the MVP.
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None of this is funny. TNT is gonna have the Van Gundys calling games together and ESPN is gonna give us more Perk x Doris Burke. America got worse today.
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See? He just wants to keep the conversation going. They’re not lies, they’re assists!
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Steph is tied 2-2 playing 4 on 5 against the best defense in the league and his second best player has been Andrew Wiggins. I don’t wanna hear any questions about him ever again.
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Draymond is terrible. More delusional than insightful. Petty insecurity dominates every conversation. Hes either trying to prove how smart or tough he is. His jokes are just grudges and he’s never willing to be the butt of one. He even competed at Gone Fishing! Get him outta here.
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Best part of Kawhi's shot might be that Drake wasn't there. Imagine him rushing the court and ruining every replay/photo for years.
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5. Craig Hodges wears dashiki to White House.4. Oscar Robertson sues NBA inventing free agency.3. Malice at the Palace.2. Sprewell chokes his boss .1. Iverson gets hair braided on bench.
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Welcome back to the last real HBO drama, JP Morgan Euphoria.
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If you really can shove the MVP, size up a ref, then sucker punch the union president and only get four games, then I need to see a lot more fights moving forward.
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This Magic doc is hilarious. Lakers just skip to the Finals every year and in between he loves his wife. They made this over a weekend man.
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The Lakers went to the store and came back with filet mignon, Fruit by the Foot, salt, a keychain, and a National Enquirer. Um. what’s for dinner?.
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This is literally the first time Wolves fans can tweet about going to the second round.
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“Hire my podcast host and draft my son” isn’t even player empowerment. It’s ownership.
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James Harden is the Night King. Gassed him up all season and soon as shit pops off this nigga crumbles.
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1. “I knew Kobe would score 81”.2. “I knew Migos were next”.3. “Malcolm X? Great book!”.4. “My fave Godfather scene? Um”.5. “Shocking trade. Sad to see him go”.
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Luka Doncic just passed Woody Harrelson on my list of all time favorite white people.
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What is the closest strip club to Staples Center and how do I buy stock in it?.
BREAKING: The Philadelphia 76ers have agreed on a trade to send guard James Harden to the Los Angeles Clippers, sources tell ESPN.
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Chris Webber is exactly why you ask “who’s gonna be there” after an invitation.
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The NBA is an embarrassing product. That is an all time playoff dunk and instead we’re staring into monitors.
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The Timberwolves should have to hang a banner that says JIMMY WAS RIGHT.
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(Look man this shit is boring to me at this point but I have to say…If you leaked fake info to him then why was he ready and you weren’t?).
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Now ABC is using ‘do it for Kobe’ in their promo ads. Guys. Everyone is screaming do it for Kobe except Vanessa. That should tell you something. Like stop.
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I’d just like to thank Larry Bird for never talking and letting me remember him as he was.
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I never thought players had much leverage in real world issues. But the back to back MVP and his teammates on a title contender are protesting a playoff game and Adam Silver’s gotta be scrambling for the Governor’s phone number right now.
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Mike won three straight with these dudes I don’t wanna hear shit else
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Hard to accept Jackson Mahomes is this man’s son.
Still thinking about the way Big Pat said "Burrow".
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13. Artest promotes R&B album on TODAY.12. Webber Dada spinners.11. Oakley slaps Chuck at union meeting.10. Lew Alcindor changes name.9. Iverson wears durag to accept ROY.8. Rasheed "CTC".7. Arenas says "Pick one".6. Russell resists his own jersey retirement in Boston.
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Marcus Smart is gonna pull up for his eighth three of the night and Ja is gonna shoot him. This is entrapment.
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(These weren’t props to men for doing the bare minimum. It was a congrats on not being included in that sex scandal. Same lawsuit said that woman was about to fake a me too and I haven’t seen any lectures about that part. You don’t know what’s true so don’t get too loud.).
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The Lakers got the door shut in their face by a Jehovah’s Witness.
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This isn’t complicated. Every team used to have a style of play that maximized their personnel. Now it’s just 30 teams doing the same thing no matter who’s on the roster. It’s boring it’s a bad product and you people trying to act as tho this is nuanced for engagement are liars.
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I need Caitlin Clark to win tonight and to win it all cause the hate is getting real silly. Imagine if Steph took Davidson or Bird took Indiana State to two straight title games and people said they weren’t legends cause they didn’t win.
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Every time Anthony Davis falls down feels like dropping your phone.
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Steph Curry is the most fun that can be had on a basketball court.
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This Clippers bench is like when you found out there’s actually 300 people in the Wu Tang Clan.
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This has been about everything but basketball for a while now and it’s getting embarrassing.
I don’t care what comparisons you make both @Reese10Angel and @CaitlinClark22 deserve the Rookie of the Year Award! The pressure and the weight of this season has forever changed the @WNBA and both rookies rose to the top and exceeded all our expectations! Take a bow ladies👏🏽👏🏽.
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So you’re saying if I sent a bunch of strippers to Kendrick Perkins house and had them record it.
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Okay here we go youre either rooting for Paul George or racism choose wisely.
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"Do I have anything in my teeth?"."No one is looking at you Barack."
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They didn't attack us with dogs, hoses, or rhetoric. They just stayed quiet. Then voted. Now we realize how many of them there really are.
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17 Sundays. Clear stakes and games matter. Thats it. NBA taught us the regular season doesnt matter for a decade. Now medias changed and all the gimmicks charts distribution deals and smug lectures can get the attention they took for granted back. Congrats. Now youre baseball.
The NBA Ratings discussion isn't that interesting to me. But I'd love to hear a discussion on why the NFL can give us a product of obviously diminishing value and it doesn't change their ratings in the slightest. That's the real question I want to see answered.
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Man just slapped the shit outta someone on live tv and now he’s talking about Gods plan I can’t breathe sjendkskskkffkkfldlslelld.
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This. Adam your product is defective.
If Caruso or Dort had to defend Shai they would foul out in what, three minutes? Four?.
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Imagine working your ass off in a pandemic just to keep what little job security you have and seeing millionaires mocking the food you made. Especially when the only reason they’re eating it is so the billionaire who owns your restaurant might recoup some losses #NBACares.
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I’m happy for Wiggins. Black people don’t get enough chances to fail in Silicon Valley.
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Lakers v. Warriors / 76ers v. Celtics / Knicks v. Heat. In a TV contract year. Adam Silver is playing the hits.
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Dennis Rodman’s 1998 Instagram stories would’ve done Game of Thrones numbers.
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