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Rhyme scheme loving rap & spoken word artist from B-town, also known as #TheSchemeMachine

Brighton, UK
Joined July 2013
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@mcgtek
MC G-Tek
10 years
MC G-Tek - Mandy (MDMA version)
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@DachshundColin
Colin the Dachshund
2 years
Don't call them Farage Riots. It makes him really upset.
@haveigotnews
Have I Got News For You
2 years
Nigel Farage says it upsets him when people call the far-right violence 'The Farage Riots'. So people should definitely not do that
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@Parody_PM
Parody Nigel Farage
2 years
Stop sharing the #FarageRiots hashtag - it's upsetting poor Nigel Farage. Please do NOT retweet. #UKRiots
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@mcgtek
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2 years
Fucking yes Brighton! That's why I love this city! #Brighton #FaragesRiots
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MC G-Tek
2 years
Ah, the joys of mid June. It doesn't get dark til late, which is really lucky because that means we get to watch it rain for even fucking longer! #BloodyWeather #Weather #Rain
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2 years
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2 years
The only team with a worse defence than Man Utd right now is Donald Trump's legal team. #MUNNEW
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MC G-Tek
3 years
So Prigozhin was smart enough to stay in hotels with no windows in so that he couldn't mysteriously 'fall' out of one, but thought he'd be safe on a fucking plane? Oops!
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@JaneTurner101
Jane Turner #GTTO #SaveOurNHS 🟨🟥 ProudSocialist
3 years
#RishiSunak and many other #tories too #psychopaths
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@mcgtek
MC G-Tek
3 years
I know times are hard for everyone right now, but if you can spare it, any donation at all to Teddy's cause can help to save his life.
@OfficialBHAFC
Brighton & Hove Albion
3 years
This is Teddy, a three-year-old from a family of Albion fans who are raising money for his potentially lifesaving treatment… 🙏 Read Teddy's story, sign up to fund-raise, or donate any amount at  https://t.co/PMR1ABxgUP.
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@mcgtek
MC G-Tek
3 years
New banger from the man like @WaxWorxMusic Check it out people, you won't be disappointed!
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@mcgtek
MC G-Tek
3 years
@McDonalds Still waiting for a reply. My partner was ill all night because your staff can't follow allergy-related instructions and I'm disgusted at the lack of response.
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@mcgtek
MC G-Tek
3 years
The phrase "Playing your trump card" is usually a positive, but with Trump's sad NFT 'trading cards', they're all technically Trump cards, but in the least positive sense ever. I'm just amazed he didn't call them Top Trumps!
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@mcgtek
MC G-Tek
3 years
Cocaine Bear is by far the most ridiculous concept I've ever heard of for a movie, but I cannot fucking wait to watch it! A bear. Doing cocaine. Who the fuck doesn't want to watch that madness? 😂
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@mcgtek
MC G-Tek
3 years
Fucking hell, Alex Jones is having a really bad day! Couldn't happen to a more deserving cunt!
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MC G-Tek
3 years
The Kerch bridge went ka-boom-boom and ruined Putin's birthday, because now it's in the '🎵Crimea River🎵'!
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@ukrbravery
Be brave like Ukraine △
3 years
Lyman has seceded from the russian federation 🤣
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@mcgtek
MC G-Tek
4 years
No matter the result tonight, AJ looks mentally more resilient than he has since the Kiltschko fight. This is why we love heavyweight boxing! #RageOnTheRedSea
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@newsthump
NewsThump
4 years
BREAKING! Rebekah Vardy claims she never sold stories to The Sun in exclusive story she sold to The Sun
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