Maya Ayelet
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29, Future lawyer and current mess. Priv is @Maya_Maccabee
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That sounds so much better than my employment law class where this kid kept raising his hand to talk about how employers don’t have enough rights 🙄
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90% of chasers quit right before they are about to hit it big
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I think the tenderqueers getting mad at a fundraiser for palestinan relief clearly conceptualize clubs/parties/raves as a place of solely celebration which I think is fundamentally wrong. These spaces exist as much for grieving and comisserating as they do celebration
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Dressing extra clocky so i get better customer service at sephora
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As far back as I can remember I wanted to be a fake bisexual
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You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
This is what it looks like when a bottle of Advil sits in the sun for too long.
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Usually a morbid birthday person but i’m feeling pretty good about 29
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Airpods have done irreparable damage to the tryna holla at you community
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Gonna try going to the club alone weird guys this is your moment
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I get the message but you couldn’t catch me dead in this like what a self-own
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What is with people using the R word constantly again. Thought we moved past that years ago. Tacky and gross imo
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Cis girl at Nowadays just walked up to a group of trans women to tell us “she loves all of our outfits”
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A grindr blackmailer posing as a trans woman who found my social media and threatened to out me to my siblings told me Maya was a prettier name for me then the feminized version of my deadname I had been using
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She comes over after work doesn’t say a word sits on your couch and just starts watching youtube videos about the subway system??
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My career service advisor told me he loves going to Nowadays i'm never finding a job bro
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We got dressed up to go to a fancy meal and then I forced Sarah to take pics with me
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Almost put on deodarant but then remembered I was heading to the dyke march
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Obsessed with this place on ubereats that just used google for all their dish descriptions
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I am not proud of any of this. I feel deep shame every time I hit that tweet button
Reply with your best post of the year. Not the one that did the best numbers necessarily but the one you’re proudest of
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28 is the perfect age to be hooking up with 23 year olds and 35 year olds
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This is actually just statement notice, and I think it’s a good example of why lawyers say things like never ever say anything to cops, even if you think it’s harmless/not in relation to your case.
NYPD summons for one of the protestors: “Defendant stated in my presence: Free Palestine”
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I think it's so funny that the only other queer person in my family is a bi girl with a boyfriend who constantly posts about biphobia and bi-erasure
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Due to inflation, what used to be a one dance is now only .86 of a dance
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Telling my kids this was The Dare
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While this is a great example of zionist propoganda, it’s also a great example of how the criminal justice system generally works, and why you should always be EXTREMELY skeptical of anything you hear about someone being charged with something because often it’s just made up
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@TheRaDR
Thanks this helps. Grew up orthodox and currently trying to figure out how in the world I am gonna be able to come out to my family...
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The girl outside gingers just invited me to an event for “women and trans women” lol
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Well yes
We’re going to a party to get drunk and talk to transgender sluts and they’re all jews
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That’s right!
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Agnes just told me that a woman is gonna listen to me voice train for 30 seconds and know I have a favorite NBA team
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One of the most fun things you can do is host a little pregame for your friends before sending them off to the club while you go to bed
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She wants to be a doll sooooo bad
Changed my body from the way God made it,
It reflects my altered mind.
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Gay guys opening grindr on the merge dancefloor is so funny like bro look up
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She just flirting with someone slightly more butch than you dw she gonna text you back
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Didn’t get an invite to her wedding cause i’m trans but like slayyy queen let em know about bisexual visibility month
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Maybe i’m crazy but I saw a pic of myself today and I feel like I look so much like my sisters these days
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These are actually just entracnes to the chabad underground tunnel network
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Jumpshot 2/10
Rebounding 4/10
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Love for their friends 10/10
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Sometimes living in New York is seeing 5 of the most beautiful people you have ever seen all in the same day
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Saw a straight guy and girl find each other on the basement dancefloor and it felt like magic
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Would see this all the time in family court. A mom deemed negligent cause she left her kid in the apartment and went upstairs to borrow some milk. Meanwhile a rich parent could be much farther away in some big empty house, but for some reason that’s considered different.
Give an example of a parenting thing that is considered negligent when poor people do it and trendy when rich people do it
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I kinda hate the color scheme, but i did get this candle for some vague feeling of solidarity.
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I forgot how funny the feeling of being on a first date is and slowly realizing the other person is capital C Crazy
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Not a proper Jewish deli unless they are advertising the fact they have dr. browns soda. Not enough for them to just sell it, has to be like a sign in the window.
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Cis people who hear me voice train for the first time: Looks slightly bewildered but politely continues the conversation
Trans women who hear me voice train for the first time: Repeats what was just said back to me 3 octaves higher through uncontrollable laughter
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I miss romance and dating and tension building. Feels like nowadays everything is just a hookup that maybe turns into a situationship that maybe turns into a relationship. Where is the suspense and excitement in that
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