matt maze
@matthewmaize
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I’ve had this account far too long
Joined November 2012
@868nathan He looking at her the same way a redneck looks at his pickup truck. That’s just pure love y’all.
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@lozzatownie @rachelcantu Fun fact; the author wrote this book about a rape she went thru. she wasn’t murdered, this story is based on “what if I was murdered”. She got a guy arrested, who was not the guy. He served a lot of time. She admitted it was the wrong guy. He was released. Still sad tho.
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@unknwns0ul Of all the women I've met in my life, only a single one knew how to cook and clean. A lot of y'all so bent on not being a stereotype you forget to learn basic life skills and can't even make boring spaghetti or fold a shirt. Meanwhile, I'm doing that and much more, big mad.
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@arnil_xyz @Garbiel_dpnt @oblmir @DR63972523 @alexndrvx @mymixtapez Mfs in France not even allowed to see the n word 🤣.
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@messymoneysav "Long story short with the gunshots you may have just heard; basically, I've learned how to thrive in chaotic environments, and it's become a valuable career skill. Anyway!".
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@ClifCs6 @ellabeauxbella Religion got people so whacked. The last thing you do to someone before they die is try to sell them Christianity. That's all it is. A last minute conversion. Fuckin' whacked.
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@SasTheAss Unemployed women have the most fun. Unemployed men just pretend to be employed all day.
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@_trxp_papi @CallMeTraay_ I give you 5 customers before somebody dad pull up with a baseball bat.
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@DirectorSolomon Mfs have this shit in the hood, automating electronics isn't a rich thing, it's a nerd thing.
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@JerryLEADS Ain't nobody gonna believe poor momma when she tell this story to her friends 🤣. "Denzel Washington walked right up to our porch and had a barbecue!". "You always telling folk tales that was probably ya nephew".
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@MrJonCee @kingsarcasmj Sucking poop fumes all day and spitting it on peoples hands, genius.
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@CakeMaster3000 @KingJy_III @ginnnybabyy The bags retain their value or increase in value as long as they're taken care of. You look top-tier status for 20 years, and then get *all or more of your money back* when you sell it vintage. So its usually a profitable purchase if you do it right.
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@jesusisasquirta @YeRoc334 @KameronBennett @_Meshauwn Sounds like an orgy. The blood is for STD testing. No phones for no footage, NDA for anonymity, half naked, etc. They be doing that.
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@annatheegreat @Cake_Crumbs @neby_nebs @SomaKazima @thombomb816 Yall realize black people and white people can be real life friends sometimes?.
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@_RichieC @BlackAndMildOne @DailyLoud That's why Charlemagne important. "Lot of people saying you fell off. I agree with them. J Cole had that song, was kinda spittin facts, you got anything you want to say about it?".
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@PopCrave @memsofapastlife I find it absolutely bonkers how you can say extremely racist things about anybody you want but the minute it’s against jewish people they take action. Not tryna sound bad myself but there’s literally folks on here calling people the N word to no consequence, be consistent.
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@BeatrixKiddo_86 @VenusinLibraa @FUCKZOE So you were hit with valuable logic and instead of just saying "word good point" you say some stupid shit.
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@thedigitaldash_ The real pandemic is main character syndrome. Everybody think they in a show about themselves, & nobody really watches.
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@iamamberrb @BrandonPOMara1 @GanjaLikeA_GURU @calllmeri Int it crazy what a man who ain't insecure can do to a conversation.
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@Jersey_Rebel93 @Guyondapolohors Salesman listening to this shit like "tell me what's P and then buy it then bruh".
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@thewavecheckk Y’all I worked in a studio, it’s actually a problem with the audio. He need to walk up to that computer, close pro tools, open the folder, right click “hey”, select “move to trash”, minimize the finder window, go to the trash can, right click it, and click “empty trash”. Fixed.
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@BornAKang Here’s some food porn to restore your appetite, cooked last night by myself, a white guy
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@badgyalpinky @NahNahBad She keeps pretending to play with hot wheels but really just wants to take free lollipops from the boys in class.
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@MarlishGambino @Tiffs_Swagg @MikeSchutte @Sethrogen @Complex MGK makes music for 25 year old kids who punch drywall after yelling at their 15 year old girlfriend for being friends with a boy in class.
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@jessethechef Offset HURT right now. This the type of thing that make you question everything you are as a person, everything you thought was important turns into bullshit and you just think "if only I could talk with him one more time. ".
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@miIfy46 "LOOK SON A VIDEO OF YOU WATER SKIING AT 6 MONTHS OLD". me, an intellectual: "so you risked my well-being before I was mentally coherent in order to entertain yourself?".
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@not1ofdem_ Y’all I worked in a studio, it’s actually a problem with the audio. He need to walk up to that computer, close pro tools, open the folder, right click “hey”, select “move to trash”, minimize the finder window, go to the trash can, right click it, and click “empty trash”. Fixed.
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@tinnkky I told them mfs once "show me my permanent record". They showed me that shit and I said "how tf y'all got 14 whole ass referrals in there??? My bad.".
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@isadorenoir @solomonmissouri Saved this vid so I can always have a reference of what calculated hatred Looks like.
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@DeanAVFCL7 @SheaButterPapi @dailyinstavids It's because the homeless guy is a skit creator as well. You're watching a bunch of people put on a show for the internet, none of it is real.
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@youknownaomi @BadassssG @BobbyOnealGibbs @SaycheeseDGTL I'm haunted by that photo of her and G Eazy idk what was goin down.
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@el_budget @tweetwithashlee If you on twitter, ask around your job n social circle n shit and see how many people around you actually use twitter. You’ll find it’s a very small amount. Which means yes, none of these people on this site are a reflection of real life.
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@DirectorSolomon I stg nobody better chime in with "idk what hood you from but we don't have. " . Stfu bro anybody can go to lowes.
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@iamjamiyaa Imagine being so insecure you send complete strangers your own porn to assert yourself. Consider it a dodged bullet, that man would come with damage.
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@mymixtapez I literally just walked out the gym like "damn trouble got some heat I forgot about" and open Twitter and boom.
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@KameronBennett I just feel like I'm watching people with developmental disabilities and mental health issues embrace self destructive tendencies and get enabled by the internet.
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@Femiawann @YoniDeLaCalle @txniexh @victorrriiiaaa_ @TRat06 @AmeliaLaurich @PlatformMisses Soon as the cameras stop rolling "what's ya snap". Or while they rolling, "what's ya snap for the camera". Slide in later like "when I asked if you preferred weak pockets or weak dick, I was really tryna make sure you was cool with both 😏". 300 views on YT and FB has 10 likes.
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@deborahhhr @ClifCs6 @ellabeauxbella It is selling because there's a hundred thousand belief systems and who's to say, hypothetically, she isn't already practicing Islam or something? In that case, it would be in awful taste. Just keep that shit out of it. Read the room.
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@chrispimages The fact that music can make animals groove the same way we do says something about the magic.
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@ZenkaiGamingZ @AlexBehunin Uhhh, Bro took a whole minute to start the fight after that. he knew he fucked up, but he made such a scene he just had to follow through.
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@ayanallanae @Eleven10___ @nottsupreme_ @yahoelovedaj No that shit didn't work 🤣. I'm from Upstate NY. The American Arctic Circle. Rug burn ain't a cure for frostbite.
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@antipinguin @JoshuaPHilll All the while he has no bills because his parents pay those, he can live in the guest house at home, or stay at their second property Upstate, tuition was paid for in college. Etc.
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@rellsooreal @trenchesfitness Bruh people say "fuck you talm bout" when they catch the microwave before it go off. Every time somebody score . Anytime somebody hear some bullshit. Fuck you talm bout.
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@jewelnotjule Some of y'all nut 5 times in 5 minutes and some of y'all wouldn't finish in an orgy so idk.
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@xo_suave @streetsavvyGMG @FUCCl You missing a key word, thats why. "Florida mans thought that was a good look".
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@Nick1sTheName @Not_Jolly You throw a rock at me I'm beatin' some ass I don't need a gun to bitch somebody for that, first of all. Second. Stop sympathizing with police, they murderers and bullies. Third, fuck that statue, MF Columbus paraded heads on pikes. He a monster. Fourth, bruh 🤦♂️.
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@myfaultOG23 It's been happening since the dawn of mankind. We just have the internet now, and we can see outside our bubbles. Let's stop pretending it's a "these days" convo.
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@WHYTETHUNDAMANE @Ferzsc0 @overdecorated @PhotosOfKanye It's not "what happens" what? You don't become the richest black man in America to get treated like the alcohol stepdad.
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@Nick1sTheName @Not_Jolly I coulda been throwing bullets too but out of pure respect for human life i don't consider murdering them. That's the first thing they want to do! And they blame it on orders and training 🤪.
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@blapinosicilian @KaiNikko @GreatTerribleOz @___inCANdescent She sounds like an amazing person for what she does honestly and he sounds like he is completely playing the pathetic victim card.
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@FraudActivity_ If you can’t make money with a pickup truck, you don’t need to have a pickup truck.
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@jupitersembrace He got caught cuz he had bricks of fentanyl . Wasn’t kidding when he said fetty wap.
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@Dhiler727 @TheDrunkJake The rock is a MF named Dwayne who ALL people call "the rock" and he plays his literal own personality in every movie and charges top dollar to do it. Ain't nobody paying me or you millions to be ourselves in 200 different movies. Can't hate.
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@shitneyslade You mean these photographers aren’t really committed to shooting naked women just for the name of the art? I’m shocked!.
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@BLVNKSPVCE_ Deadmau5:.- Has been a major part of the scene for 20 years.- has performed at basically every venue.- genius. Twitter people:.- ate booty on the rail at excision show.- watched a fruity loops tutorial."HE'S WRONG".
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@amponsahh @httptham @Its_Kaydee You mean, imagine a racist white man?. Gee, how am I ever gonna piece that together?.
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@ShahrozSyed @Stonehawk @peri_denton @metaleptic @SallyRMelb A good salesman can close ya with $20 and 60 seconds so if anything, this is weeding out the amateurs.
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@deborahhhr @ClifCs6 @ellabeauxbella The whole point is to convert. And the tactics to do it are condescending, fear, superiority, pure evangelism. So much so, that at the behest of one's premature demise, he's trying to convert. It's a delusional amount of emotional disconnection.
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@Ferzsc0 @overdecorated @PhotosOfKanye There comes a point where following orders just can't be justified. Blocking a man from kids on his property? Well.
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@jadabriele Drunk people doing things that are supposed to be trippy is one of my pet peeves.
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@dancinginlevis @AsiaChloeBrown Service workers want to see you pull up with your puppy dog. Not this bullshit.
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@__babycoco @arisloops You see how she look out the window in her spare seconds like "what's the hold up".
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@storybyleo Yall. There's deadass like 15,000 of these MFs in my town. All you need is xans, ladies.
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