Two hours after Messi and Alba receive a one-match ban. The league wants you to feel Miami is being treated harshly. They would love it if you felt that way. They are not.

RT @_kilaaah: If you’ve been to Earls @ King & Portland from July 11-16 ….

I’ll give Messi credit. The idea was for him to come here and grow the league. I don’t think anyone has ever cared an iota about the MLS All-Star Game until he decided to skip it this year. Now all of Twitter is treating the All Star Game like some ancient national treasure. 😂.

RT @kevinxku: Bam Margera has the opportunity to do the best thing ever.

And just like that, TFC is back in the Voyageurs Cup!!! #TFCLive.

That’s a lot of words just to announce you’re bringing back the cat’s anus.

Starting to forget what a hockey puck (or airport) look like…

Wait until @RealMichaelKay finds out Glizzies are the tiebreaker, not run differential.

RT @AndrewStoeten: Is Volpe Italian for error?.

Going from the onfield steadycam to the live drone is some absolute video game eye-candy 😍 @Sportsnet @BlueJays

I absolutely approve of these children’s names. 💪.

RT @RobSilver: Jays TV audiences are over 1 million per game. To put that in context - SNY averaged 365,000 viewers for the Subway Series a….

Sam Surridge has never scored 1 goal against #TFCLive. It’s always a brace….

RT @BlueJays: Hugging your coworker after a long day >>>

TFC holding A Charlie.3 pts in vs. Sharp.added time Substitution

Sure @TorontoFC may have found glory at 12:40am on a Thursday morning, but for those who stayed up, we’ll take it. #TFCLive

Massive comeback in the @tedcruz Derby!! #YoullNeverSingThat.

RT @JeremyClarkson: People of America. So you know. Half time at a football match is for a pie. Not singing.

Paris’ offseason has well begun.