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MALIK⁉️
19 days
At lunch wit a white girl n she keep saying “yum dot com” after every bite
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White people were forced to eat their own food for 2 months and started rioting 😂
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3 years
this dude been on 1% and airplane mode for a while now
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Ok but is the daughter making any effort to see him? There’s 2 sides.
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Baller Alert 🚨
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Khloe Kardashian Claims Tristan Thompson Isn’t Making Any Effort to See Their Daughter
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i frolicked for the first time ever today bruh. y’all ever frolic before???? why no one ever tell me about this
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this mf think she Dracula or something?😭
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3 years
all the racist girls i knew became nursing majors and that’s the issue here
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4 years
The only gun control America has had
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This downgrade will never be forgotten
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3 years
stimulus just came in
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4 years
atheists be like on bro
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4 years
this mf got that Hear-ye Hear-ye 😭
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3 months
This the most romantic tweet I ever read
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Creepy.org
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In 2003, two men stole a parked Boeing 727 from Luanda International Airport and flew away into the sunset. They've never been found.
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3 years
abolish the $70 hoodie industrial complex
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4 years
damn it’s gonna starve to death
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2 years
This Vegan shit easy
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4 years
nah he was whipping that mf😭
@pedestrian
WORLD CULTURE 🌐
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i don’t think i can go any further
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2 years
Pete Davidson:
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3 years
this mf think they Dracula or something? 😭
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"i CaN cHaNGe hIM" ok metamorpho-Sis💅🏽 😭
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4 years
Kids with no talent after Tik Tok gets taken down
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2 years
Pete Davidson:
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6 months
this + a rose vibrator and a 20 minute positive affirmation video could end a lot of relationships
@lemonade_grrrl
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men are FINISHED
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2 years
I turned 24 and started drinking ginger ale and going on walks. no more Twitter it’s time for Jazz
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4 years
When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it’s tucked
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3 months
That Temu commercial looked like it was ordered off Temu
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4 years
once you get hit with that first “omg sorry I’m such a bad texter😭😭” just pack it up
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2 years
This was a form of currency in middle school
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3 years
doing some looking around
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2 years
it’s 2:20 pm. i cant breathe rn
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4 months
These lil psoriasis fries gon hit every single time
@ihatethiskid
comfy
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The best fries are the ones that come from your local gyro spot that look like this
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4 years
mfs be like “yeah bro just follow me” and then be driving like this
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6 months
Why does every single ethnic struggle for freedom or equality depend on how white people feelings are affected by said struggle
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4 years
physically im here but mentally im
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What’s a word for 2 dudes that hang occasionally because their girlfriends are best friends
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5 months
my cat ran away a couple years ago and came back a few weeks later and now ever since he just stares in the mirror ?
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how NBAyoungboy fans clean tables
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I’m telling my grandchildren this was Malcolm X
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how the US trynna ban Tik Tok before Nazis? 😂
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4 years
2074 finna be a movie
@StolenRapMeme
Rap Facts
4 years
19,915 days until Tay-K is free.
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This counts as 9000 bodies btw
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Corn never wanted to be all of this
@omgshessoocute
rarest taurus 🫦
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i love my friends sm
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I miss these type of white guys, now they all just vape and say n*gga
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lex in tx
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how it started how it’s going
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Bro sat inside an Urban Outfitters with Shazam going
@Keegan59992745
Keegan
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They found Lil Yachtys personal Spotify playlist
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2 years
The people who publicly post reviews for sex toys on Amazon for the world to see are braver than the marines
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2 months
This the card for #Real #Shitters
@LawAspi
TheAspiLawStudent
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Hi @sainsburys your Kensington store manager Marika just refused me access to a bathroom. Despite presenting this. I look forward to your response.
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3 years
they was cutting my vaccine up with a credit card
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3 months
im so happy a white woman said this. we need a white woman to pioneer the anti-dog in my face while im paying to eat in public movement
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Chloë Sevigny on the state of New York City: “The athleisure and the dogs are taking over, and that’s really unfortunate. Everybody’s in Lululemon and has a fucking dog and it’s driving me crazy. I’m sorry, dog lovers. There are too many of you.”
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4 years
pop one of these and forget about her
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3 years
Crazy how i collected all my badges then i collected your b!tch 🤔😤💯
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had sex with a potato call that a dictator
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Narnia was crazy cause bro really almost had his whole family killed over some Turkish delights😭
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College tours be like “and up here on the left we have the Robert E. Lee cultural diversity center” ☺️
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your unemployed friend at 3pm on a Thursday:
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i just know her lil muffler be grippin🥴
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1 month
another day passed without using mean median or mode
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6 months
they’d have you burning in the town square in 1692
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
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How to easily clean silver using common household items: hot water, baking soda, salt, and an aluminum foil. It works thanks to electrolysis
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quick question: why Rice Krispies got humans on it but Coco Pops got a monkey?
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When will “white woman do black ppl thing” stop being a media spectacle?
@XXL
XXL Magazine
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She got lit to “Just Wanna Rock” by Lil Uzi Vert at her wedding. 😭😭 🎥 IG: evolshi.bnxsis
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2007: “don’t talk to strangers on the internet!” 2021: “do any mutuals wanna fuck?”
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my hinge date was telling me that her mom passed and seconds later my mom FaceTimed me, fr didn’t mean to flex on her like that
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A girl recently told me “guys love to show you a video” and now she will never get a video out of me. She messed up. I have so many videos
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Joe Biden just doesn’t have this type of dog in him
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my (19f) husband (89m) keeps referring to Oreo cookies as Negro crisps and Idk what I should do about it
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why she say this??
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myself
@sefirozu
ronnie˚«
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wtf you juice with this
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y’all ever wake up in hater mode? it’s gonna be an amazing Saturday to simply hate and vibe
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LMAOOOO no way😭
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Will Smith be like “I got in 2 little fights and my mom got scared”
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They can’t make a single choice lmao
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If she don’t name that baby Ronald😭
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Every. time. I. open. Snapchat. you. dumb. ass. mfs. are. OUTSIDE!!
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Scrolled too deep in my camera roll at 2:30am and now im fighting demons and throwing up
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G-Eazy and Megan on stage
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that’s that new Roe V. Wade update
@TaylorOgan
Taylor Ogan
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It’s 2022, and Teslas still aren’t stopping for children.
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I’ll still never understand why shaq grabbed my hand like this😭
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Joey
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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?
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found where you live bro
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a bunch of cops wearing heels this is hilarious, bro yall ARE the violence against women
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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Grown men march around in red high heels to protest male violence against women:
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this license plate is insane 😭
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3 years
and now a message from this accounts sponsors:
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5 years
All this to still get outran by a 17 year old sagging his skinny jeans
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aye bruh why tf was my dentist at the function 😭
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2 months
This is weirder than being fully naked with shoes on
@Eric_Erins
Edgewater Expat 🇮🇹
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Scrolling TikTok when Vivek Ramaswamy’s live comes up and why is he wearing a full suit with his dogs out like that
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WE FLY HIIIGH, NO LIE, YOU KNOW THIIIIS
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@ThaDreamGirl13
Cowboy Dream 💚👸🏽 |
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Y’all hate being parents, yall hate the idea of getting married, yall hate relationships, yall hate working to provide.. what do yall like?!??
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Why are you as a man wearing open toed shoes in public?
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Cheating is one thing but you got his city in your weather app???
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“Sorry you’re homeless, I’ll send coupons. what’s your address?”
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PS5 is $800?? Shit better peg me
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this is why learning English is so confusing for people
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never seen the streets so empty
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im at the bad bitch link up and everyone knew you,, they're wondering where you are at...they miss you and they love you
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Only time I ever ran from niggas
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