MALIK⁉️
@maliktheoracle
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White people were forced to eat their own food for 2 months and started rioting 😂.
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Ok but is the daughter making any effort to see him? There’s 2 sides.
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i frolicked for the first time ever today bruh. y’all ever frolic before???? why no one ever tell me about this
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all the racist girls i knew became nursing majors and that’s the issue here.
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The only gun control America has had.
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This the most romantic tweet I ever read.
In 2003, two men stole a parked Boeing 727 from Luanda International Airport and flew away into the sunset. They've never been found.
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it sucks that a sandwich is $16 now.
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nah he was whipping that mf😭.
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Yall just created a new rightwing influencer in front of our eyes in record time.
The chick on TikTok who dropped the N bomb and then tripled down on it lives in Wilmington NC and was just canned from her job
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this + a rose vibrator and a 20 minute positive affirmation video could end a lot of relationships.
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I turned 24 and started drinking ginger ale and going on walks. no more Twitter it’s time for Jazz.
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When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it’s tucked
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That Temu commercial looked like it was ordered off Temu.
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once you get hit with that first “omg sorry I’m such a bad texter😭😭” just pack it up.
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If you’re white you’re not “crashing out”. You’re going bezerk.
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“Hear me out” used to mean something. Brother we all want her, there’s no one to convince.
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These lil psoriasis fries gon hit every single time.
The best fries are the ones that come from your local gyro spot that look like this
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mfs be like “yeah bro just follow me” and then be driving like this .
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Why does every single ethnic struggle for freedom or equality depend on .how white people feelings are affected by said struggle.
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What’s a word for 2 dudes that hang occasionally because their girlfriends are best friends.
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my cat ran away a couple years ago and came back a few weeks later and now ever since he just stares in the mirror ?
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At lunch wit a white girl n she keep saying “yum dot com” after every bite.
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2074 finna be a movie.
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Corn never wanted to be all of this.
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I miss these type of white guys, now they all just vape and say n*gga.
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Bro sat inside an Urban Outfitters with Shazam going.
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The people who publicly post reviews for sex toys on Amazon for the world to see are braver than the marines.
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im so happy a white woman said this. we need a white woman to pioneer the anti-dog in my face while im paying to eat in public movement.
Chloë Sevigny on the state of New York City: . “The athleisure and the dogs are taking over, and that’s really unfortunate. Everybody’s in Lululemon and has a fucking dog and it’s driving me crazy. I’m sorry, dog lovers. There are too many of you.”
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I can’t wait til black history month is over so I can really speak my mind about u negros.
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Crazy how i collected all my badges then i collected your b!tch 🤔😤💯
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Narnia was crazy cause bro really almost had his whole family killed over some Turkish delights😭.
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College tours be like. “and up here on the left we have the Robert E. Lee cultural diversity center” ☺️.
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they’d have you burning in the town square in 1692.
How to easily clean silver using common household items: hot water, baking soda, salt, and an aluminum foil. It works thanks to electrolysis.
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quick question: why Rice Krispies got humans on it but Coco Pops got a monkey?
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When will “white woman do black ppl thing” stop being a media spectacle?.
She got lit to “Just Wanna Rock” by Lil Uzi Vert at her wedding. 😭😭. 🎥 IG: evolshi.bnxsis.
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2007: “don’t talk to strangers on the internet!”. 2021: “do any mutuals wanna fuck?”.
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my hinge date was telling me that her mom passed and seconds later my mom FaceTimed me, fr didn’t mean to flex on her like that.
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A girl recently told me “guys love to show you a video” and now she will never get a video out of me. She messed up. I have so many videos.
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my (19f) husband (89m) keeps referring to Oreo cookies as Negro crisps and Idk what I should do about it.
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Whole friend group just scaring the bros.
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myself.
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y’all ever wake up in hater mode? it’s gonna be an amazing Saturday to simply hate and vibe.
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Will Smith be like “I got in 2 little fights and my mom got scared”.
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Scrolled too deep in my camera roll at 2:30am and now im fighting demons and throwing up.
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Every. time. I. open. Snapchat. you. dumb. ass. mfs. are. OUTSIDE!!
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that’s that new Roe V. Wade update.
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I’ll still never understand why shaq grabbed my hand like this😭
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a bunch of cops wearing heels this is hilarious, bro yall ARE the violence against women.
Grown men march around in red high heels to protest male violence against women:
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All this to still get outran by a 17 year old sagging his skinny jeans .
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This is weirder than being fully naked with shoes on.
Scrolling TikTok when Vivek Ramaswamy’s live comes up and why is he wearing a full suit with his dogs out like that
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Y’all hate being parents, yall hate the idea of getting married, yall hate relationships, yall hate working to provide. what do yall like?!??.
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