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@maleapologist

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lesbian. fan of my wife and the matildas they/them

Brisbane, Queensland
Joined May 2023
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@maleapologist
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7 months
Anyways here’s some Brisbane themed art I just finished yesterday
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@maleapologist
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11 months
@stablestrategys Yeah you dont say this stuff about people publicly, weird
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@maleapologist
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3 months
This people will freak out about bioengineered food but will own a pug, you think that’s one of gods creations?
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3 months
You might want to think twice before shopping at Aldi grocery stores..... #WeWantAnswers
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9 months
Has anyone seen that masc 4 masc lesbian couple on tiktok and their whole thing is they’re trying to be the first one to do something nice for the other 😭😭
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1 month
@cosmicjester Yeah look I’m starting to think maybe she shouldn’t have brought the baby
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2 months
@squirtstain He definitely said “my exes are crazy” and they probably just asked him nicely to stop punching walls
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10 months
@desiirepath How the fuck is saying “can I get your number” toxic masculinity I don’t wanna do this anymore
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@maleapologist
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8 months
People see lesbian spaces and start asking “why” lesbians get their own spaces as if it’s not actual lesbians getting off their asses and making these events themselves. Do you guys think the government hands it to them or something? I’m lost.
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@maleapologist
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3 months
@Loudest_Womann “If only she was uglier people would know she was a lesbian” do you hear yourself?
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3 months
@lethalrejection Yes and disabilities exacerbate universal experiences do they not?
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8 months
Mind you the luxury in question is shea butter for the dogs eczema and some nice food
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8 months
this to me is just conspicuous consumption. boasting that you can afford this much time & money to pamper a dog to levels that actual humans don’t get to live. a dog doesn’t have the capacity to appreciate this level of luxury. she could give this dog a normal life & help a human
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8 months
There’s a dyke festival in Berlin and the top comment on the tiktok about it is “how sad it is that there’s not space for bi/pan/poly people :(“ even though the video explicitly says everyone is welcome. You know what
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@maleapologist
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25 days
“Your’re” twice is killing me
@antyzerth
naf 🌹🪃
25 days
Interesting sticker at usyd today
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@maleapologist
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11 months
@koralinadean It’s just a photo or any piece of media but the transactional data is hosted on a blockchain
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@maleapologist
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7 months
I think less people should enter the field of therapy
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@maleapologist
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7 months
@elliemidds This is normal and why sleep masks are sold world wide
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@maleapologist
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8 months
Mid 30s woman on reddit saying she’s creeped out by her husband watching “barely legal porn” considering his job is working with teens. Comments are telling her it’s legal and to get over it. Cool I love it here
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@maleapologist
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8 months
Said angrily as the only person in my University that ever fucking organised anything gay ever while other baby queers sat and complained. The University isn’t gonna give you shit you have to take it lol
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@maleapologist
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1 month
@altmadaf Even the thrift shop isn’t really gonna have stuff like this, it’s all peoples 2012 skinny jorts. I say this as a lesbian who is only ever looking to buy wide shorts. Only indie brands do these shirts now and they’ll cost like $100
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15 days
@blizzy_mcguire She must have loved to you Oblivion 🙌🙌
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@maleapologist
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1 year
@daedelus7 @riverlife7378 @SeanDowey @Esqueer_ You think the Industrial Revolution was in the 1900s?
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5 months
@heartsalty You can’t fathom why lesbians don’t like the porn industry? At all?
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@maleapologist
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9 months
Should I start sending this to my bosses
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@maleapologist
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7 months
Skin is translucent and sleep masks are very popular. Please know this is something everyone experiences
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@maleapologist
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1 year
When ur mean to me this is who ur mean to
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6 months
@tinashehive Sponsored by Goop
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@maleapologist
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4 months
It was representative of many kinky men but if I say that……
@niccoyat
Niccoya ☆.
4 months
Christian Grey was literally like, “yeah my mom was on crack and now I beat on women that look like her” and we supposed to just be okay with that??
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9 months
@nickschadegg ONE FLAG. EXCEPT FOR THE MALTESE ONE
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2 months
@NeenyMenyMinyMo @_gliv We are not doing this again
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@maleapologist
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21 days
Hey what’s going on
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@maleapologist
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9 months
@venusianhunty Meanwhile in France
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10 months
@LaNoireDe This part was definitely for the 12 year olds in the audience I hope ♥️
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11 months
Don’t you get tired
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7 months
@tinashehive I don’t like how people infantilise autism. We should sexualise it instead. I am very smart
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2 months
@tinashehive THERES NO TIME TO THINK WITH THIS ONE
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1 month
@trakennyssa It’s artwork for an interview with Russell and Ncuti done by a fan, it says that in the caption
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11 months
@okayitsfifi @ahsanbehaviour @koralinadean Imagine you give me an apple and there’s some code that says you gave me the apple on the internet and you can’t delete it ever
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11 months
@Rannos22 @MKatorin A lot of men in Hollywood are pedophiles. Drew Barrymore was partying when she was 9
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7 months
Another day another low support needs autistic insinuating something is part of the “autistic experience” when it really isn’t even a little bit
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@maleapologist
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7 months
Yeah that’s the best olive oil I’ve ever tried btw
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8 months
@keyon I need her
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@maleapologist
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5 months
@kingbealestreet I could be wrong but I think this is part of the Yorgos Lanthimos film charm
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9 months
@chucknob1et @chandra_vess Everyone be quiet the arctic monkeys stan account has an opinion on what’s cringe
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@maleapologist
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3 months
@ByYourLogic Normal way to talk about the atrocities of war
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@maleapologist
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18 days
Posing with my testogel like it’s a Kylie lip kit in 2016
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@maleapologist
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8 months
Being jealous of a dog is crazy 😭😭😭
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@maleapologist
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3 months
Only a lesbian can make a joke that everyone else takes too seriously
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
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Climate Version of Bechdel Test Released and Applied to This Year's Oscars Nominees, with 'Barbie' and 'Nyad' Among Passing Films
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5 months
@t0mbstneblues Trans women are basically men, I am very smart and not a terf like those lesbians!
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@DrProudman
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This is the most misogynistic film I’ve seen. A perverse man kidnaps a suicidal woman then transplants her brain (without her consent) with the brain of her foetus. She’s emancipated by having sex with lots of men (yawn). This film is not avant-garde, it’s glorified pedophilia.
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@cptpartytits @bidenbrunch I was groomed into sex work as a teenager
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@maleapologist
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7 months
I love Twitter soooo much
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“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
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btw i can tell when your toddler is performatively coughing when you walk past me on the sidewalk as i’m smoking a cig
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3 months
@nrduford @openlyhot It’s the fact they were calling the person in question an ugly psyop. For…..what. Literally nobody was being kind or “suggesting” anything in good faith people were just being high school bullies. I say this as someone who suggests medical transition when people, get this, ask.
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@maleapologist
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9 months
I do not miss having 16k followers actually at all. I’d post something like “having a croissant outside today!” and someone would inevitably be like “ummm isn’t it a weekday? Must be nice not to have a job and do what you want all day…consider others before tweeting this”
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8 months
@brianjoralvarez @thatjoshmac @ShannonDooley84 Brian do you realise this radio station is incredibly popular and practically shapes the indie Australian music scene this is so 😭😭😭😭😭
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10 months
@prietodyke This is when I stopped caring we were losing
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5 months
Most of my autistic friends that were raised as girls just got slapped with “you have BPD” at age 18 what’s with that
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7 months
150k bitches on tiktok think bdsm is stimming. Wake up
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@maleapologist
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8 months
Remember when everyone was obsessed with that “Emily Mariko salmon bowl” and people got so miserable about it there was like, discourse about how actually she’s a terrible person for encouraging the over farming of salmon
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@maleapologist
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3 months
Idk why people are getting mad at this considering like 16% of autistic people are in full time work
@fairlyoddfairy
elle 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔
3 months
if ur neurodivergent, do u often find yourself getting depressed over the concept of working? regardless of whether u like the job or not?
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7 months
Twitter gays think this is what “flagging” means btw
@klosslorgay
Klosslorgay 🌼🏳️‍🌈
7 months
Message to gaylors: you are NOT invasive or "delusional" for thinking taylor is queer. YEARS of dropping hints is a weird, misleading, & inappropriate thing for a straight person to do.
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5 months
@heshidicjudaism I get what you mean I think it’s weird coming from men specifically, same with then white men do the whole “haha white girls am I right” like sure but not when you say it
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3 months
Just booked an appointment at the gender clinic. Been out as trans for 10 years now mind you. Fear is a hell of a drug baby!!!!!!
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10 months
My wife heard that Margot Robbie can plank for 4 minutes and immediately dropped to the floor
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@maleapologist
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3 months
“Omg shut up everyone gets depressed by work” yes but having a disability means you can have the best job in the world and it’s still a challenge due to the fact disabilities are disabling. Let’s put our thinking caps on
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11 months
@ahsanbehaviour @koralinadean Like the data can’t be deleted. It’s like a receipt of sorts I guess
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5 months
They’re different pizzas for different moments. You don’t get it
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9 months
The secret third normal people option: all art has a purpose and a meaning whether you like it or not, dictating which forms of art are “valid” and “skilful” is a slippery slope
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11 months
@Jana_Leiiin @PeterTwinklage Take your profile picture down, you’re half naked. I don’t like it. This is my boundary
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4 months
Everyone look at this photo my fiancée took of me. Tell me I’m a handsome boy
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3 months
@tinashehive You can go back in their photos and see a whole sushi spread so I don’t believe when anyone says this
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7 months
The waiter at baba ganouj in south bank with the insane mustache needs a raise bc my fiancée asked for a coke and he said “you know that stuffs like $350 a gram now right”
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8 months
8 years with my angel just flew by 🫶
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8 months
@junker_jo No I get it lol a lot of therapists entire thing is making us “aware” of our thought patterns but when you are aware of it I guess it frustrates them. Idk why
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28 days
Her:
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@Brandon93Smith
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It should be against the law to make music like this
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@maleapologist
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11 months
The mums I know with messy houses have messy houses because of the deadbeat dads that left hope that helps
@BibleBashed
The Bible Bashed Podcast
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I go into houses that look like these every day. Those women are probably all on antidepressants and no one is allowed to say anything to them because they weld their "depressed" label as a club to bash away all moral accountability for their actions.
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@bethanyshondark No woman has ever taken a solo trip to South America? Have you met a white woman ever?half of my friends are on solo trips rn. One in Egypt oooo so scary
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4 days til I get my t script tehe!
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@yawnnuh Crickets
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@gronk_gronk Huge turn out
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7 months
@bigdybbukenergy Why does he look like he runs a cold drip cafe in Fitzroy
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10 months
@ThePostsOffice This is true but unfortunately the vast majority of men don’t follow 100s of SWs for “correct opinions”
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11 months
This is true and you hate that
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9 months
@venusianhunty Source: dude trust me
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7 months
Of course the anti vaxxers are pointing to Matthew Perry’s death as “suspicious” as if he wasn’t a drug addict for decades
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9 months
@MrYGuy2 Bro is mad because cartoon lesbians aren’t sexy enough
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1 month
2 weeks til I get my T gel
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9 months
@prietodyke This is so………my wife is a people pleaser bc of motherly abuse and omg she’s so manipulative when she washes the dishes really quietly because she thinks the sound will make people mad 😡 abuse!!!!
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@maleapologist
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5 months
I made a joke to dad “I’m gonna grow a goatee” and he went “oh, are you” zero questions. I laughed and went “and how would I do that?” And he was like “idk, hormones?” I think it might be okay if I transition guys
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@maleapologist
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1 year
You know making these jokes as a straight person is just homophobia right
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1 year
@DylanManiatakes @pearlythingz Are you aware you are fat
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@maleapologist
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I’m not allowed to smile obviously but the way I look subtle-y happier in my new passport pics
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8 months
@tinashehive This feels about 10 years behind somehow
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@maleapologist
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10 months
Nothing more incredible than a TERF being refused hospital care. If only their entire lives weren’t based around trying to get other people to not receive medical care ♥️ very sexy irony
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People say some lesbians/straight trans dudes start becoming attracted to men on testosterone so what I’ve done is bookmarked a tiktok video of a sexy man talking about his favourite books, right now I only care about the books but I’ll check back monthly.
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4 months
Polyamorous people I love you but I’m gonna need these kind of tweets to stop 😍 please 🥹
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3 months
I kinda look like if a man and a woman had a baby 🤨
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@maleapologist
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5 months
Drew this last night. Don’t know what it means though
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