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I get my serotonin in the form of pride and prejudice (2005)

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the four horsemen of the apocalypse

There is only 1 Big Binks left at CVS. Pleases do not stockpile Big Binkses and endanger those who actually need them

*corona virus enters my body* The 4 Flintstone gummies I ate in 2005:

we are sad to report that baby yoda has coughed once so we tied 60 churros to both of his tiny legs and watched him sink to the bottom of the splash mountain water

choose your fighter #TheBachelor #BachelorNation

@RLM713_

the bachelor really just says fuck it sometimes our episodes are 5 hours long and sometimes we have 7 episodes a week. you're gonna watch it all. we know you will. here, 18 episodes in one day. fuck you we hate all of you shut up and watch this delta pilot kiss

Peter: hey ladies The ladies: #TheBachelor

james marsden had no right to be that amazing in hairspray

I love this. so much.

What's for lunch? #WildAg #americankestrel

Wow it takes over 2 hrs just to tell a marriage story? The movie Up told a marriage story in the first 5 minutes and had plenty of time left to tell a balloon house story, a talking dog story, and a big ass colorful bird story, but hey nice try, Noah Baumbach.

Y’all ain’t ready for this conversation

severus snape, dying: harry.............your mom was fine as hell. she was so fucking hot. i wanted to bang the shit out of her but she friendzoned me for your dumbass chad father. *dies* harry: wow. he was a great man after all