Never forget

I now see why Charlie Kirk wanted his wife to stay home so badly. She’s insufferable

You grew up eating delicious food and at no point did you think to learn how to make delicious food? You are probably somebody’s nightmare. Lazy useless man

this makes me so sad :( can someone please promise to say this at mine

Met a bloke the other day who thought it was gay to have breakfast

Used to work with a lad who would bring in an 8pack of Richmond sausages for his lunch. He would bite the end off & suck out the insides just leaving the sausage casings in a pile on his desk. People would call him out on it he would say it's no different to eating Frubes yoghurt

@beyoncegarden if you’re going to advocate for the use of highly dangerous weapons in the hands of people who are not fit to handle any weapon, expect to get shot by one.

flavored toe nail polish. someone get in business with me.

i promise your soulmate is your coworker

hate when you forget about an onion or a potato in your pantry and it becomes Evil

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unplugging the fridge at a houseparty>>>

@LoveIsland She wants one that hasn’t been washed, then she wants to wear Shakira’s skin. She’s not obsessed with Harry, she’s obsessed with Shakira

Helena is so comfortable and giddy about being a side piece, I'm actually appalled and embarrassed by this. She's resonated with being a placeholder. Whatever crumb Harry will give, she'll takes. This type of insecure pick meism is yet to be studied #LoveIslandUK

For those asking, there you go