maddy b
@maddybarker_
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budtender / unapologetically a lame ass stoner
Ottawa, Ontario
Joined February 2011
Their best 💙
Do you know what most of your friends do for work?
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Telling a child the phone work both ways instead being the parent and calling your damn kid
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I’m a pig and TLC is my farmer. When a new episode of one of my shows is uploaded, it’s like they’re filling my trough with slop
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btw yes i am watching sister wives and i am talking about meri. girl needs intensive therapy (im only on season 13)
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adults who say shit like"im guarded" and "i have a wall up" are literally 7 years old and a complete joke, because seriously? grow up and gain a sliver of self awareness
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Talk to your loved ones, have a plan
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My closest encounter with the mafia is I went to a starkly empty pizza place in Rhode Island once, they seemed utterly confused that I wanted a pizza, it took 45 minutes to make, they gave it to me for free, and it was the best pizza I’d ever had.
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Every day I’m heartbroken by the continuous shift away from text online to audio/video. I don’t WANT to LISTEN or WATCH things. I want to READ things
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Reminder: Pregnant women are allowed to buy cannabis. Pregnant women have the right to work in cannabis. Pregnant women are humans not just incubators who deserve respect in this and all industries. Unless you are outwardly agreeing with this you can fuck right off.
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nobody loves america like americans because what the whole fuck lmao. rotted brains
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people get off the plane after travelling 30+ hours and the americans are like "i don't understand why you don't want to go meet my friends and see america right now 😠😠"
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90 day fiancé is an unhinged, car crash of a show and it's just so good
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I was asking for a free house then and I'm still asking for a free house now actually
Young people aren’t asking for a free house. They want a fair shot at buying their own. We’re going to make sure they can.
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why is every city the same. “oh here’s king street” what’s next? queen street? maybe york street? grow up
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Not to sound like I voted for Reagan or something but just how many new smoke shops do we need really fhdjdjdjdjd
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