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Adrian Bettridge-Wiese

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Three repetitive stress injuries in a trench coat. Engineering manager @auditboard. Ex @vercel, @CortevaUs (as Granular). He/Him.

Champaign, IL
Joined February 2011
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@lucidiguana
Adrian Bettridge-Wiese
6 months
I have an odd number of ribs.
@frozenaesthetic
Moon Dragon
9 months
Share a piece of lore about yourself
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@socdarling
socdarling 🇨🇦🎀🔆
7 months
actually pretty insane how these freaks cite the male suicide rate as a testament to how hard men have it but completely throw that out the window when it comes to transgender people.
@memeticsisyphus
memetic_sisyphus
7 months
The trans suicide rate is horrifically high. It’s astronomical, it’s beyond anything else we can compare it to. Trans ideology refuses to engage on why this is so. They try to chalk it up all to mean words on the internet. I’m sure they don’t help, but we all get mean words
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Adrian Bettridge-Wiese
7 months
what
@AdamRackis
Adam Rackis
7 months
Holy shit 👀
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Adrian Bettridge-Wiese
7 months
Grace is an all-star.
@jueungraceyun
Grace Yun
7 months
hello world, this is my official entry to the job search hunger games! portfolio up-to-date + dm's open 💌 open to roles in the ai/early stage startup/developer tooling space 🔧
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Adrian Bettridge-Wiese
7 months
Even Beyoncé is playing Expedition 33.
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Adrian Bettridge-Wiese
9 months
I've been using ronin for a long while now and LOVE it. The ergonomics are really something else and holy crap is it fast.
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@muntazer_zaidi
Muntadhar al-Zaidi
1 year
Thanks 🙏
@themeagan
Meagan Visage 🧅
3 years
@muntazer_zaidi happy belated!
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@levie
Aaron Levie
1 year
The best way to build products is to never get into the trap of imagining a user will do any work to figure out anything. The moment you start describing how a user will learn how something works you’ve designed the product wrong.
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Adrian Bettridge-Wiese
1 year
Not that I use this much, but I’ll be closing up shop and moving to 🔵☁️:
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@drvolts
David Roberts
1 year
I don't have any daughters & yet I still, oddly, want the female half of the human species to have equal rights.
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@ida_skibenes
Ida 🇵🇸
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Divorce
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@noolivesthnx
artemisscribe (kinda back?)
1 year
TV 20 years ago: "it starts out clunky but if you suffer through the first 45 episodes it starts to almost get good!" TV now: "If this 8hrs of tv doesn't break all viewing records within the first 20 minutes of its release we're going to shoot the cast"
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Adrian Bettridge-Wiese
1 year
This is verrrry much not my girlfriend’s doing in our home…
@erikstrobl
Erik Strobl 🦝
1 year
having a girlfriend rules because you can count on there being four half-full cans of grapefruit seltzer somewhere in the house at all times
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Adrian Bettridge-Wiese
1 year
IYKYK
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@_6signxxx
Cxspxxr✘🧸
1 year
"I'm just blunt." No you aren't blunt. You just don’t care how you talk to people because you think your opinion is more important than respect or courtesy. I hate when people think the only way to be truthful is to be blunt, harsh or rude.
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@JBPritzker
JB Pritzker
1 year
My bad.
@ArmandDoma
Armand Domalewski
1 year
JB Pritzker NOT being corrupt is a stunning abdication of traditional Illinois politician values
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Adrian Bettridge-Wiese
1 year
Really try not to use Twitter like this in general, @TheGCBand , !”but I really want to see your show @thebottomlounge tomorrow, but no one will get back to me about ADA seating. I don’t suppose you can prod someone to answer?
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@deathpigeon
(IT/ITS)Arkhiereú Зара🫶👻✨A CREATURE NOT A PERSON
1 year
Using they/them pronouns for a stranger until you learn their pronouns is not the same as using they/them for someone who's pronouns you know are not they/them.
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Adrian Bettridge-Wiese
1 year
This is the very last thing I worked on @vercel (literally wrote specs the last week I was there). Really glad to see it finally land:
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vercel.com
Learn how to manage your Vercel account and team members.
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Adrian Bettridge-Wiese
1 year
Me and @drsylvan in 45 years.
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