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The government shut down #GlobalEntry. They should refund our Global Entry fees, and/or extend its valid dates by the same amount of time it's not usable.

After 67 years, having become one of the most recognizable advertising icons in American advertising history, Mr. Clean is being retired.

Trump Admin: Out: Board of Peace In: Bored of Peace

#47 #SOTU speech writers didn’t even bother to try to write in “his voice.” First, they’d have to hire kindergarteners, and second, he’d stammer and slur through it anyway and it would still have no impact on those who love him or those who hate him.

#SOTU #IRL On a community networking app some people are thanking the diligent civil servants who made our streets passable by early morning after 18” of heavy snow slammed us. Others are screaming bloody murder that plows disturbed them throughout the night. #HopelesslyDivided

I didn’t watch #SOTU with #47 and I didn’t watch @CBSEveningNews with @tonydokoupil I’m definitely getting smarter.

If he told the truth. If he introduced a healthcare plan that saved $ for all Americans. If he acknowledged Epstein’s victims. If he decided to protect the environment and civil rights. You get the idea. He’d still be the worst person, the worst POTUS, and I’d wish him gone. #47

Nixon was forced to resign the Presidency, the first person ever to do so, because he covered up a botched break-in to steal some intel from his opposition. The GOP itself turned on him. They knew there were lines a President can't cross. 50 yrs later, they're hiding child rape.

Ossining PD Wins the "Blizzard of 2026" with Game Of Thrones-Style Blizzard Posts. "Remain In Your Castles" https://t.co/KzgXAiIsmJ

The U.S. was the world’s only major travel destination with a decline in international tourists, with 11 million fewer foreign visitors than the year before, according to @nytimes #47

@ewong always best to wait 5 minutes...

Hunkering down for the big one. Travel ban in effect later tonight. Time to whip out that old pandemic to-do list and get some stuff done!! 😆😴📺

#tfw you think #FinalJeopardy in the #TournamentOfChampions is ridiculously easy and then 2 of 3 contestants don’t get it #davos

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British things that are hard to find in America: Yorkshire pudding, scotch eggs, accountability for rape.

BREAKING: Republican Congressman Bryan Steil just acknowledged that there will be an additional process that all women will have to go through if they want to vote after changing their name due to marriage under the Save Act. “It will look a lot like if an individual wanted to

Hate to sound all “Mean Girls” about it, but @KenJennings, stop trying to make #JIT happen! It's not going to happen! @Jeopardy

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YouTuber Logan Paul bought a Pokémon card for $5.3 MM in 2021 and has now sold it at auction for a record-shattering $16,492,000 to Scaramucci’s son. This one’s easy… #TaxTheRich