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lauren cristine

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I'm at the happiest I've ever been, but I don't plan on stopping here. My whole life has been about doing better tomorrow ✨🌱🐾

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Joined July 2009
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lauren cristine
9 years
Know your worth, embrace it, and one day you're going to stumble upon someone who will look at you like you hold the world in your hands.
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Noah ✵
3 years
AirPods aren’t enough i need the music in my bloodstream
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Noah ✵
4 years
it’s disgusting how much i play a song if i love it
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lauren cristine
4 years
marshmallow’s character on bob’s burgers… i love them 🤣
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lauren cristine
4 years
my love language: when my person knows my food orders by heart
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lauren cristine
4 years
sunday- woke up w multiple broken blood vessels in both eyes (no trauma inflicted) tuesday- knocked myself out by hitting a heating duct w my head while moving- huge gash in my head today- laying in bed watching TV when i get a massive double sided nosebleed am i dying?
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lauren cristine
4 years
I have never related to anyone’s personality more than Linda Belcher.
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4 years
I SAID YES 💕💕💕💕💍💍💍🥰🥰🥰 to multiple people when they asked me to do things! and now i’m overwhelmed
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lauren cristine
4 years
where the HELL does the time go? a year ago I was getting ready to finish my semester and graduate today I come home after working OT this week (willingly) as I take care of all my little nuggets in the NICU my life is a DREAM and I wouldn’t change a single thing ☺️😭🥺
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lauren cristine
4 years
it’s soup szn- who says no to soup?! you’re better off w/o him sis
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lauren cristine
4 years
currently learning norwegian and it’s the best thing ever
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seed oil soldier 🫡
4 years
Anyone Fucking tired of figuring out what to make for dinner? This might be the worst part of being an adult for real no one warned me about this
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lauren cristine
5 years
SHUT. UP. 🤩
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💜🦍💜
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Brussels sprouts Brussels sprouts as a child. as an adult.
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@lowkeyalbert
5 years
the gang is all here
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someone said “just because I carry it well don’t mean it ain’t heavy” I felt that
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