Alexis Kaye Sterner
@lexithejedi
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A jedi and a witch, obviously
Sarasota, FL
Joined April 2017
lesbians want two (2) things: 1. a sword 2. for tessa violet to have a sword
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Happy quarantine. "Find yourself someone who looks at you like Taika looks at Taika". @esquire
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I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.
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i’m not like other girls I sold my soul to a demon in order to avenge my family's death and successfully lead their influential toy manufacturing company.
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"They were like leg-sleeves. Before the illness, we all wore them, if you can believe that." RIP pants.
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Will there be an audio book for #AgainButBetter @xtineMAY ??
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Pickles, refusing to give the ball back 🐾🎾 #teenagepuppy #stubbornAF
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#PrintYourPet wants me to review their site even though it’s been nearly 4 months since I bought a blanket that they still haven’t shipped. They lied about it being here before Christmas. They’re terrible at responding to customer emails. 0/10 do not recommend 🤷🏻♀️
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I'd really like dramatic cloaks to come back in fashion. Like? Try and tell me you wouldn't wanna walk down the street with your mysterious hood pulled low while your cape billows out behind you in the most extra way as you go to the supermarket.
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This is the year I try to prove to you that testing on animals is both cruel and pointless. Please keep an open mind. And be patient. It may take some time. Thank you.
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