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@lemurific

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Joined April 2008
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@lemurific
Fletch
2 days
“Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space”
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
3 days
The satellites will actually be so far apart that it will be hard to see from one to another. Space is so vast as to be beyond comprehension.
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Fletch
16 days
Missing the obvious next stop:
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
16 days
The Colossus 2 supercomputer for @Grok is now operational. First Gigawatt training cluster in the world. Upgrades to 1.5GW in April.
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Fletch
18 days
Note completely deserved but “it was only .8m and for ‘health’ research” . . . Still not compelling. Also should have used a quail in the Jon Hamm meme.
@RandPaul
Rand Paul
18 days
The NSF spent $8 billion to study whether Japanese quail are more sexually promiscuous while on cocaine. Talk about an egregious waste of taxpayer funds!
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Fletch
24 days
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
24 days
Prison Island
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Fletch
1 month
So . . . This means we get moar dakkka? WAAAUGH!
@bumbadum14
bumbadum
1 month
In warhammer 40k there is a faction called “ork” that derive its power from belief. Orks paint a starship red because they think it’ll make it go faster, and if enough of them believe it then it does. The financialized American economy is largely the same. The value of a
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Fletch
1 month
Paint is cheating. Use a hex editor like a real artiste.
@Grummz
Grummz
1 month
Why stop there. Don't even use photoshop at all. It was damn near a cheat code when it came out. Stick to MS Paint.
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Fletch
1 month
“So here’s your new web site, you just need to . . .” “Tl;dr” *publish*
@MarioNawfal
Mario Nawfal
1 month
Are they even trying to hide it? The Grace Care Center LLC in Minnesota has a full webpage of pure gibberish.
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Fletch
1 month
Someone needs to do the obvious Last Crusade Marcus Brody joke here
@DrunkRepub
The Drunk Republican
1 month
Here’s my fear: the Feds move to arrest Walz for all this fraud stuff but he gets tipped off and disappears into the woods and they are unable to capture him due to his manly outdoor skills.
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Fletch
1 month
Obviously fake news because the figurehead would block the Wave Motion gun. Plank is a good addition though.
@TheBabylonBee
The Babylon Bee
1 month
Check out these amazing features on the new Trump-class battleship:
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Fletch
2 months
If there were stls and the like that could be driven by a pi . . .
@BrianRoemmele
Brian Roemmele
2 months
Just replaced his battery. He has had 21 batteries and has been with me since 1984. When I assembled him Ronald Regan was president and the Apple Macintosh was just announced. This is Hero Jr. from Heathkit. Testing his guard mode right now. Listen in…
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Fletch
2 months
Not checking but ironically pondering how many people used it to come up with one . . .
@Hitchslap1
Hitchslap
2 months
We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT for everything.
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Fletch
2 months
Asked @grok to take the XML keybindings file from @EliteDangerous for my new x56 and it one shot turning it into an org mode table in a minute. Insomnia + AI = more efficient time wasting.
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Fletch
2 months
Tractor Supply in a few days: “Why are we moving so many spears this week?”
@thomas_garrard
Just T.J. the Army Vet
2 months
I went to Tractor Supply and bought a spear. Do I need a spear? No But also, Yes. 🇺🇸
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Fletch
2 months
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Fletch
3 months
Wrong magic carpet song.
@libsoftiktok
Libs of TikTok
3 months
Newsome just posted this to try to own JD Vance Is it just me or does this make JD look super cool???? Is this supposed to make us not like him?? 😂😂 https://t.co/ziZAEv4fIu
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Fletch
3 months
Think I’ve found the issue.
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Fletch
3 months
Teacher: You can’t hear a picture . . .
@MAC_Arms
Military Arms
3 months
NASA finally released this high resolution image of 3I/ATAS. We're so screwed.
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Fletch
3 months
Pure sugar FTW. But it's gotten expensive this year. :/
@KirscheVerstahl
Kirsche 🥥 🧁
3 months
my most obscene snd cancelable take candy corn is delicious and I love it
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Fletch
3 months
Sat Oct 25 @tmbg concert. Almost wore my Apollo 18 shirt older than a large percentage of the audience but didn't want to be that guy.
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Fletch
3 months
Hunter waits impatiently . . .
@TRHLofficial
The Redheaded libertarian
3 months
We are one degree of separation away from putting the cocaine back in.
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