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@lauzjp
lauzjp
2 years
I have *never* been shown this #allergy book in any branches I’ve visited. I am merely #dairyintolerant which is just as well - else I would be dead too. @NatashasLegacy @DefraGovUK @wesstreeting perhaps Trading Standards or even @CostaCoffee could instigate spot checks?
@jamiemroberton
Jamie Roberton
2 years
Under Costa’s rules, customers who ask for a non-dairy product or disclose an allergy should be shown a book that is kept under the till that includes ingredients and details of how the drink is made. A critical failure in this case - Akter did not show Hannah’s mum the book
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@painotes_
Anxiety
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Having anxiety and depression is like being scared and tired at the same time. It's wanting friends, but hate socializing. It's wanting to be alone, but not wanting to be lonely. It's feeling everything at once then feeling paralyzingly numb.
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@I_amMukhtar
Mukhtar
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Lamin Kongira is a hero. He ran into a burning vape shop to try & tackle the fire, warned people to stay away, & saved another man who made worse. Lamin originally from Ghana and living in Glasgow since 2009, told the BBC the only thing on his mind was "the survival of people."
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@naomirwolf
Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsellers. DPhil, Poetry.
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Dear God. Almost no sun must be a major reason the UK seems unable to fight back to survive. This must absolutely demoralize the population.
@BGatesIsaPyscho
Concerned Citizen
12 days
The UK has only had 2-3 days of Sunshine in 2026 - large areas of the Country and across Europe - are breaking records for hours of non-recorded sunshine. Despite government admitting to Geo engineering project & despite the fact you can see planes Geo engineering, when you do
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@TrussellUK
Trussell
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When a loaf of bread or a tub of butter feels like a luxury, something is VERY wrong.
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@rabbitholebot
rabbitholebot
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Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa Claus.
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@WorldAltMedia
World Alternative Media
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If this isn't a world war, what is?
@ShaykhSulaiman
Sulaiman Ahmed
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BREAKING: GERMANY, UK AND FRANCE ARE GETTING READY TO CARRY OUT STRIKES ON IRAN
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@Rothbard1776
Murray 🇺🇸
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People are rapidly waking up to the fact that most of the history in our textbooks, which were published by a company owned by Ghislaine Maxwell’s father who mysteriously “fell off his yacht” and was given a full state funeral in Israel, were filled with lies to suit the agenda
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@RoughTrade
Rough Trade
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Most played singer/songwriter in your record collection?
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@recovery_your
lets heal and recover
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Suicidal thoughts don’t always sound like “I want to die.” Sometimes they sound like: “I’m just so tired.” “What’s the point?” “Everyone would be better off without me.” It’s not always death you’re craving. It’s peace.
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@wittgenfrog
Peter 💙 💙
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@paullewismoney How can the obvious paradox of 'owning' a home which still partially or wholly belongs to someone else be resolved? UK leasehold is the continuation of a medieval system turned into a 21st century profit centre mainly benefitting large corporate entities.
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@purrinink
purr.in.ink
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@adamboultonTABB
Adam Boulton
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OpenAI deal, Iran Attack - the Trump/Epstein Files ´must be truly terrible.
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@MikeBenzCyber
Mike Benz
16 days
Is anyone else following this? We just set off WW3 at 2am on a Fri night. Massive US-Israel strikes all over Iran killing thousands. Counterstrikes hitting a whole range of Gulf allies, Kuwait, Qatar & possibly Saudi. The world is gonna wake up to 6 years of news in 1 newsfeed
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@JamesMelville
James Melville 🚜
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40% rise in UK supermarket food prices since 2020. It’s breaking people. Food is becoming unaffordable for so many people. And the supermarkets show record profits and pay farmers pittance for their food. They are fleecing farmers at the purchase and consumers at the sale.
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@Logically_JC
John Collins
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This is worth reading.
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@lauzjp
lauzjp
1 month
um bongo | gabriel in the congo I’m sorry the infamous drink ⁦@UmBongoUK⁩ popped in my head as a football player called Mumbungo scored 😳 - it’s ^true^ - they do drink it in the congo! Amazing!
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@domdyer70
dominic dyer
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Larry the Cat will have been in Downing Street 15 years next week, he is the most stable thing about British politics these days @Number10cat @petercardwell
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@janetcwebsterb1
Netty
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@howtoacademy
How To Academy
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Secretary of State. Traveller. TV superstar. The inimitable Michael Portillo joins us live on stage to share funny, insightful, and poignant stories from his extraordinarily rich and varied life. @portilloandhen 15 Feb - 17 Mar 2026 | UK Tour Tickets: https://t.co/FEzGMPEjiX
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@MrDanielBuck
Daniel Buck, “Youngest Old Man in Ed Reform”
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Parent just sent me their kid’s playground rules *No running *No jumping off of equipment *Monkey bars are one way only Look, I’m not saying we host fight club style melees during recess but come on. Let the kids play.
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