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If I was funny, I would have a good Twitter bio. ๐ค๐ป
Texas is a big state
Joined June 2022
A dog's reaction to seeing a horse for the first time
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He just wanted to make friends. ๐ฅบ When Shamy the camel arrived at Llama-zing Adventures, the horses ran for the hills. But this goofy, persistent giant kept trying until they finally accepted him as one of their own. Now he's the herd's self-appointed Chief Mischief Officer,
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The Wizard of Oz turns 87 this year, and back in 1998, critic Rick Polito wrote what might be the greatest one-line TV listing ever for TCM.
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This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks ๐ https://t.co/1stbtsOxvz
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If I have to pay $6 to rent a 40 year old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I'd rather have their employees judge my life choices.
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British comedian Pat Smith brilliantly points out the hypocrisy surrounding the subject of mass migration in the UK.
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Daughter watches in disbelief as her mom rocks out to Drowning Poolโs โLet the bodies hit the floor.โ ๐ I love that song!
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My reaction to Tom Sawyer: unhinged enthusiasm. My daughterโs reaction: quiet suffering.
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Storm Update ๐ฅถ Y'all we have to find some laughter in everything that comes our way๐ @CaptKylePatriot
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Q: How much cocaine were ABC executives on when they green lit Bigfoot and Wildboy? A: All of it.
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