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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
11 months
EVERYONE I'm raising funds for Y, a Burmese refugee in the US who's just had dental surgery (without insurance) and needs some help paying for it. Use the QR code below to help, his name doesn't come up when you search!). Goal: $1000.V: WaiYenny
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
nowadays video essays r such slop i cant even put them on the background while i do chores 😭.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
9 months
i wonder why this totally real picture of a real woman from 1940 just coincidentally conforms to chinese makeup trends of 2024.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
wait this gives daoist parable.
@hydratedangel
padmé amidala
7 months
ppl telling me i’d be more desirable if i worked out and gained muscle…. yeah… desired by people who only desire me because i have muscle. now why the fuck would i want that?😭
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
4 months
singapore truly is the chinese israel of southeast asia.
@RushDoshi
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4 months
Is that really the CEO of TikTok sitting next to the next Director of National Intelligence — Tulsi Gabbard — at President Trump’s inauguration?. Evidently, yes.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 year
just a reminder that they can't actually get Israel for genocide because Indonesia has refused to sign the Genocide Convention for reasons that should be very obvious to you.
@broseph_stalin
ashok | ಅಶೋಕ್ 🇵🇸
1 year
BREAKING: Indonesia to take Israel to the ICJ for a separate case. That the occupation of Gaza, West Bank and East Jerusalem is illegal
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 year
@ycsm1n im going to shift myself.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
@puddleofdoodle @gurbs2_ @ycsm1n this is an english assignment.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
@Yonashura and they all talk slowwwwwww to stretch it out to 10 mins like no thank you.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
@gurbs2_ @ycsm1n kid: lets speak in chinese then.tom: alright, no problem with me.kid: go right here, then straight about 100 m and youll get there.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
4 years
DID YOU KNOW: soldiers in ww1 did not experience psychological torment because of the war, but because they were forced to be in france for such a long time.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
korean homophobe choreo goes crazy 😭.
@mmmchrry
𝐂𝐡é𝐫𝐢𝐞
2 years
아 벌써 꿀잼컨텐츠 쩐다
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 year
this is an unbelievably pathetic attempt at gaining political clout to distract from the violence Indonesia is committing against West Papua.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 month
obsession with pro-noise cancellation and silence/headphones/no talking on speakerphone, watching videos etc in public is surely a fascist cultural victory. a sign of dark times ahead.
@RadishHarmers
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Does no one sell wired noise canceling headphones anymore? Isn't this a convenient thing to have on a plane?.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
9 months
@ted_huang yeah, its a modern shoot.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
8 months
the only upside to knowing classical chinese is that you can crack open a book from 300-400 years ago and read all the different slurs the Manchus called white people.
@PennyTresjon
Penny Tresjon 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
8 months
Chinese is deffo the most impressive language for people to learn as a function of its difficulty and lack of cultural output.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
perhaps true praise is no praise at all and true happiness is no happiness at all.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 months
i can imagine east asian food without flavour, its called japanese food.
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@cl0ckw0rk951 Peppers too. Like can you even imagine any east Asian food today without peppers? And thats not even getting into fruit. Honestly I think citrus wheat and rice are the three most significant crops not exclusively indigenous to the Americas. And rice was here.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 year
this is how japanese looks like to me as a chinese reader btw
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
@senjatanuklir notice the nasalization of /a/ in 'annyeong' this man is HOKKIEN.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
@ycsm1n repeating the same thing over and over again w slightly diff wording like we get it u wanna make rent.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 year
GERMAN FRAKTUR BLACKLETTER FONT WITH THAT CROSS SHAPE???? ARE YOU INSANE???.
@MothershipSG
Mothership
1 year
MHA to propose new law allowing restraining orders on content that 'threatens racial harmony', seeks public feedback
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
5 months
to the people downloading xiaohongshu you are absolutely not prepared for the level of racism a chinese person is capable of.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
its true
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
@javamiki documentaries and lectures >>>>>.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
@MezzanineOline hes one of the worst #tbh.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
@whodatgirladr @gucciandior @protectynggirls most of them r the daughters of the ones doing the burning.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
5 months
@stiiizysmoked "asians in feudal japan"
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
11 months
@gaylittlechuu but maybe the gaybaiters are straight and the straightbaiters are gay.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
FORKIMLIP WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.
@blackadlers
linnea
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head empty only volleyball
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@launderess
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
8 months
i love how Vietnam invented the most beautiful style of chinese calligraphy ever and then never used chinese characters ever again
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
4 years
i like how protest movements in Asia almost universally oppose Russia and China but western lefties would rather throw us in the fucking grinder rather than maybe face the fact that [gasp] they were wrong about geopolitics.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
i am working on a detailed report of chuu's mistreatment (as a permanent archive of the info in the threads yall have made) if u have any evidence to submit/testimonies/anyth u want to say or add please dm me !
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
i gotta get out of this country man
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
if ur considering using blue sky please think of what it means. its like if a German guy made an app called Zighail and tried to pass it off as a innocuous
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
@liprener if irene commented she wouldve said 'get a gun'.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 year
my cathedrals are handwritten restaurant menus in hong kong
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 year
sometimes i forget @onionweigher follows me so todays cursive character is 蔥 (onion)
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
@ycsm1n maybe the real sexism against men is the friends we made along the way 🫶🏽.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
@theobromic_ Obamacore.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 month
@yaoibunga inconvenience is the price you pay to live in a society. grow up.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
@AurochDragon no it is actually evil how they make me get up and turn the video off while im doing laundry by hand like just disturbing my morning.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
@driven2drink heres a 2 minute edit that actually LIGHTS her
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
@chuugagotoku we need more actual college graduates in the idol industry like idc if u study whatever as long as ur smart enough n have general knowledge.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 month
at my last escape room they let us out without completing any of the puzzles bc we striked and sang all 4 stanzas of the Internationale until the game master got sick of it.
@muddaub
your cousin Vinny
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I need everyone to know that escape rooms are always just run by some guy and they have cameras EVERYWHERE.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
@mnymilf the bed in question
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
@chumblings when i get enough money im gna make video essays where i just sit there and read the essay w a camera pointed at me, no bullshit just writing.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
@jelq2goon 99% of it is military history or really surface level recaps of very general spans of time i hate history content too.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
4 years
@mbrleigh @ejknoodles THEY WHAT?????????
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
obsessed w this mamamoo flag
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
@akua_yatcho @MezzanineOline i don't think he necessarily understands what he's talking about and his style is not appealing to me.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
10 months
u better be joking. get a job
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@Endlessspirals
xX 🌈 WOKE Karrot 🤖🎵 Xx
10 months
If you guys have the chance please take this Uquiz, I'm not going to spoil it but it's not what you think it is and I'm literally in tears rn.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
@AuthenticRayna sorry im under the age of 64 and cant understand this what does this mean.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 year
reminded of that one time Japanese nationalists were so desperate to prove that Japanese writing didnt come from Korea or China that they invented fake pre-Chinese "writing" that suspiciously looked like Hangul
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 year
@ciljdw467 i first learnt about 4B through Chinese feminists who also adopted it (they call it 4F, for 4非). i think its the only reasonable way forward for those of us who have been failed. i hope you find the strength to keep resisting 💛🧡.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 year
why would u wait 20 years to finish an ice cream? are you stupid?.
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3 years
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
@XKpopman2y3d lets not forget that korra is hot
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
@fayemikah thomas britton is MY husband thank u for leaving him a loan it saved our house and our kids thank u so much.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
@sole_fitheach hes the original inspiration for the tweet icl 😀.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
4 years
anti-DIY HRT is the trans equivalent of being anti-vax no i will not elaborate.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
9 months
@gaylittlechuu sorry but if my gf was an olympic gold winner these types of pics will be all i post.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
This is a beautiful picture of my grandmother who escaped the Communists on Hainan Island 😢😢 i cry every time i think about her. shes so beautiful
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
@ycsm1n my birthday is on the 30th. .
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
8 months
@Atalumphilia they used to call Christians 拜豬羊鬼 bài zhū yánggǔi "pig-worshipping goat demons" because "pig" (豬; zhū, /چُ/) and "Lord" (主; zhǔ, /چُو/) sound very similar.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
@jacques_lakan @ThatOnePhMoo heartstopper could NEVER tbh . dont insult this movie like that .
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
4 years
@catdya Inie djelas salah, seharoesnja kita membalikkan reformasie ortografie, ortografie Belanda itoe berbasis keboedaja'an, melainkan jang dirantjang ourang Indo itoe koerang sempoerna.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
@ycsm1n ??????? how is this real.
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ling (親爪派)
3 years
before ana mardoll, trans war criminals were relatively few and far between, but let's talk abt the most famous one: meet 🏳️‍⚧️ Kawashima Ryosuke 川島 浪輔 (this is his chosen name, most info re: this figure is under his relinquished name Yoshiko 芳子, which he also used)
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 year
whats wrong babe youve hardly touched your McDonald's ice cream served in an 11th century BCE burial mask
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
11 months
affirmations:. i am a PEDESTRIAN.PEDESTRIANS are KINGS of the ROAD.CARS are illegal settlers .CARS must be abolished.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 months
the chinese are ofc the only people in the world with the cultural concept of "being a good person". alas this is untranslatable.
@notXiangyu
鍾翔宇 Xiangyu
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Zuoren is a Chinese concept whose meaning is lost no matter how you translate it. On the surface, the characters for zuoren 做人 literally mean "being a person," but to the average westerner who did not grow up around this concept, this explanation is meaningless. 🧵.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
@arianhaseyo @estrodiaI so far we have:.chuu chicken.chuu sparkling water.chuu isotonic drink.chuu seafood ramen.chuu mobile game.chuu credit card.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 year
@discommie wait this isnt normal???
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ling (親爪派)
6 months
@haseulgbt some shit ud hear in the background of a minecraft video in 2013.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
vin diesel if he slayed.
@gaylittlechuu
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Wacky Kiray
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
patriarchal violence isnt 'teen drama' and that man is a pedophile.
@wiuindonesia
What Is Up, Indonesia? (WIUI)⁷
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Indonesia’s Taxation Reckoning: How a teen drama turned the spotlight on Indonesia’s dodgy taxation system 💀🐺🤡 No, seriously. A thread for English Speakers
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
7 months
Italian guy visiting a museum in England, only to discover that everything is written in Italian. Literally every book, every piece of calligraphy and painting, every engraving on everything is written in Italian. I am well trained in Classical Italian, I can literally read
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@launderess
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3 months
@GettingBucketzz they love a good unseasoned brick of meat in japan.
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ling (親爪派)
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@carlo_5518 what difference does it make? before Youtube old men like you used to complain about people for playing music on the radio in public, and before the radio it was buskers. its just a part of life to hear a bit of noise.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
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@RajaSelai2 @Atalumphilia tahun dah baru tapi indo masih primitif 🤣🤣.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
@kristenscamp @girlytwice even if they dont treat animals badly the way they view women especially is very telling.
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ling (親爪派)
2 years
@hiimbobbi biggest nepo baby in history cant handle ONE song??.
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ling (親爪派)
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@fatchinesebaby their nickname is little bean 😭😭😭😭 OHHHH.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
ENOUGH!!!!!! ENOUGH MICRO AESTHETICS AND MICRO TRENDS PLEASE ENOUGH!!!!!!! NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO HAVE A LABEL AND IDENTITY!!!!!
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 year
is there a pejorative word for "Christian" in your native language? . ill start: 食教 /tsiaʔ˨ ka˨/ "eater-believer", because a lot of people used to go to church just to get fed for free.
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@launderess
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@mr_sanford_lyl im being crucified for saying i tolerate it when other people play loud noises in public spaces its unbelievable.
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3 years
@m4stiff fr im someone who was thrown in an asylum + conversion therapy bc i live in 1 of the 72. ffs this isnt funny.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
@rawbert626 @klssyourenemy i keep jeongyeon in my pocket so i dont mess myself up too bad
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
@ElioAglio kurang tau, tp isunya toilet gender neutral. ya toilet kafe, toilet mcd, toilet restoran juga kebanyakan gender neutral jd sebenarnya non isu dijadiin isu 🫤.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
same organization that refused to help me escape an abusive family is being exposed for transphobia i genuinely feel sorry for other indonesian queer ppl who have to deal w these freaks.
@POSElDONS
kiara ☁️
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HAH
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
3 years
@OGJOHNNY5 @RobbyRav NOT JETHRO 😭😭.
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ling (親爪派)
8 months
@SoliSolstice 講得好 👍🏼 我同意 👍🏼👍🏼.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
1 year
liu cixin fans: BRO HES SO GOOD U HAVE TO READ THREE BODY ITS SO REALISTIC HARD SCIFI. liu cixin:
@JihadalHaqq
@jihadalhaqq.bsky.social
1 year
the popularity of cixin's "Three Body Problem" has led me to the depressing conclusion that a lot of people are fascists and are unaware of it.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
8 months
@Charlotte_xia59 oh no, they still bound women's feet and doomed millions to illiteracy, its still really bad 😭.
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ling (親爪派)
3 years
5/1000 「宇」(the amogus helps the camera focus)
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ling (親爪派)
8 months
@SoliSolstice thats good, duolingo drops you into the characters straight away. the one rule of learning chinese from scratch is to touch the characters dead last. look for resources in Pinyin (i can guide you!). its easier to be fluent than literate.
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@yuikamitsumine_ virtue signallers.
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@launderess
ling (親爪派)
2 years
just heard today that you can break headphones by putting on music that's too loud. why don't companies just make headphones that Don't do that?.
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