ravioli with soli
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they/ˢʰᵉ • president of the hole digging club
Joined March 2019
just ate this big bowl of slop. gonna livestream elden ring now. like if you agree that elon musk is a pedophile
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if doordash had a button that delivered the driver an electric shock for no benefit i think probably 60% of users would press it.
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understated element of being alive at this moment in history is the inescapable embarrassment of it all.
The 3rd most viewed video on all of YouTube this week is an AI generated short of a pug that saves a baby from a plane crash and then they try surviving on an island.
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“the type of greed they talk about in the bible” also encompasses just like… not sharing your food with a homeless person. the greed people have now the bible never even fathomed really.
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found this in a used bookstore the other day and got really sad
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right-wingers have loved to portray leftists as whiny crybabies in reaction images for years, but for my money when a fascist has a public meltdown it produces wayyy funnier content
"What flag is that!? How can you say that, you're a Jew!" -Zionist argues with Pro-Palestinian protesters in New York during the 'Day of Rage for Gaza'
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12 angry men is so cool. i wish convincing people with reasonable evidence and logical arguments was real.
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what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it.
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swapping my pocket dab pen for a bubble wand so that i can maintain my oral fixation while increasing my level of whimsy in social situations
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do y’all actually not find the people you date to be uniquely and inimitably stunning. is this a straight thing.
being a girl’s boyfriend is all about committing to the bit that she is a 10/10 and the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
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a while back i stayed with a friend while out of town, and went to bed drunk and in the dark. but i slept soundly, had really wonderful dreams. it was a lil shocking in the morning when i discovered that it was cuz i was under the watchful protection of Our Lady of GuadaluRei
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i was disowned.
It’s a stunning lack of awareness. Your dad might vote GOP, he might watch Fox News, he may even be disappointed you disagree with him. But he wants you over for thanksgiving, he wants you to get married and have kids so he can play with his grandchildren. You didn’t lose your.
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if you’re trans you’ve got to learn chinese. it doesn’t matter what else you do, but you’ve got to speak chinese.
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when i get so mad at pronouns i admit shitty ai generated pics make me scared.
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looking at my space heater, my air purifier, my humidifier, my anti-depression sun lamp, my enrichment activities, realizing i’ve just made my bedroom into a large terrarium. i’ve become the lizard i always wanted to be.
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improved my fluting. also my girlfriend left me
made this pot pie today. girlfriend told me “don’t forget about the vent holes” and i said “i would never forget about you babe” so now i’m eating it alone. it’s good
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yeah sorry, this doesn’t work on me man. i’m a literal model; you can’t hurt me in a way that matters about my appearance. good luck with your eric cartman roleplay account endlessly screaming into the void tho
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the sheer number of people who confidently said ringworm or somesuch is a good reminder not to crowdsource your information on the internet. it was laser burns but thanks.
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This Tweet is scheduled to automatically post precisely at 12:01 a.m. on January 1st, 2026, when the 3 year statute of limitations on Class C felonies in Missouri will have finally expired. On New Year's Eve 2022 (12/31/22) I was driving home when a man stumbled in front of my c.
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this has gotta be the basest, most despicable form of content you can possibly make right. snappy reaction cuts of you belittling someone half your age for the crime of desperately wanting a better world than what’s being offered to us. what are we doing here.
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We are doing a scientific research right now and we need your honest answer: which coordinates do you piss in?
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gooner spotted.
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do you guys ever think about how for the overwhelming majority of all of human history almost anyone anywhere could look up at the sky at night and see thousands of stars.
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learned a secret code phrase for astrology girlies - i just asked her big 3 then told her that “i can tell the stars gave you your feminine energy. the universe itself aligned to make you a pretty girl” and then we frotted for like 4 hours.
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after telling the girls they need to gain weight to get a bigger ass on hrt
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“estrogen made me feel things, i never used to cry and now i cry every single day” girl yes but also you are depressed.
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this can not be how i learn i have adhd.
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babe wake up. merlin, cornell’s bird identification app, has dropped an official stance on the “what is the midwest” discourse
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she hasn’t been bouncing on it. not since the accident.
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Another day…another officer shot in America. Please keep the Danbury (TX) police officer shot last night in your thoughts and prayers. Officer is in critical condition. That is over 280 police officers shot this year…. In ALL of 2018 there were 237 officer shot…. Last year.
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(witnesses a chimp demonstrating compassion, fraternity, a higher level of social awareness and cooperation) yeah i think we should make these guys into slaves.
Gene editing and a breeding program directed at making chimpanzees less smelly and violent and more intelligent could result in a more able class of assistants than robotic technologies on a shorter time horizon.
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pros of dating a zoomer: tells me slang i don’t know, open-minded, cool with butt stuff. cons of dating a zoomer: saw it was raining and said “this is such lofi weather”.
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does anyone have a good, righteously indignant way i can attack the question “so what do you do?” to avoid the embarrassment of saying i’m unemployed.
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(construction guy in ancient mesopotamia) what’s the job today boss. let me guess. another fucking ziggurat.
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does anyone have any beginner joys for someone just getting into experiencing happiness.
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cıs white boys trying to pick up the crazy goth baddies are basically gentrifiers ruining what could otherwise be flourishing toxic fag relationships. girl i’ve had freaky dyke sex with shows up with a guy like “oh this is Josh” i’m like fuck the rent is going up again already eh.
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trans girls can all be split into two groups. and then they can play dodgeball.
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look, i just think this shit kinda crazy. i used to eat frozen pizza at least 3 times a week and jerk it as my main hobby. people called me “bro” and i had never touched a woman
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biden has NOT lived up to his campaign promises so far
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showed the xmas function Dracula Flow. permanently altered the vocabularies of several adolescent minds. watched an 8 year old play fortnite while saying “i’m movin different. this shit ain’t nothin to me man”.
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designing my own slide for our boys in blue to try out
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kiss cam that just picks random event goers to slap the genderswap filter on and see if any of them have a sudden, visible Realization.
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“trans women are scary amabs and i have trauma 🥺” into “why is everyone mad, can’t we make out sloppy style instead, stop sowing division” true combo remains undefeated in the realm of twitter combat.
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dating a zoomer is fine so long as you can deal with the unending horrors
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wonder how many times it needs to be demonstrated that parents are overwhelmingly responsible for parent-child estrangements statistically.
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this girl in bed invited me to tear extra holes in her fishnets once. talk about stupid. tearing fishnets reduces the total number of holes they have, any good hole appreciator knows this. telling her that right then was a lil stupid in hindsight though.
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the modeling industry is great. i love navigating it as a trans nonbinary person. fashion is soooo inclusive these days!. Ahem.
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the “cilantro soap gene” gotta be the fakest thing we let picky eaters get away with. newsflash idiots, we all taste the soap, we’re just not babies about it.
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her gender is holy shit i actually look like this what the hell
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does anyone have any pictures that will instantly and irrevocably make my life worse.
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going from being a lil noncommittal about voting this time to a ride or die Kamala stan over a johnny test gif.
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mr melancholy after i become a girl and get his ass.
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there’s more greed in one doordash order than in entire books of the bible.
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damn my voice is bad. this dude tried hitting on me at the bar and as soon as i said my name he just 360 walked away. no words or anything. honestly the most whiplashy clock i’ve had in a minute that‘s ROUGH. fuck him tho lol.
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good rule of thumb for slurs is that if it hasn’t ever been yelled at you on the street, you should really think long and hard about whether you should say it yourself.
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this place buys books for just like 50 cents each too.
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this is said a lot, but not enough and bears repeating:. please stop dating, fucking, marrying conservative dudes. this is how they treat women. you will not be the exception just because he “loves” you. look at their behavior.
THE CROWDER TAPES Part 1:. Right-wing superstar Steven Crowder verbally abuses his pregnant wife.
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some institutional transphobia you don’t often seen talked about: your credit score gets negatively affected by a legal name change, because consumer credit reporting agencies have a harder time figuring out who you are. this shit is so fake i swear
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worst possible result might be trump disowns elon and then he becomes anti-trump and the libs welcome him back with open arms.
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100 gorillas vs. every person who has been mean to me.
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leaving the job where i get misgendered multiple times daily to get home and get called a passoid on twitter. y’all need to go outside.
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guess what may is. that’s right.
it’s abstinence april.
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genuinely sick individual
i do not know what's up with X always talking about trans women, never trans men. obviously, confused men who take estrogen must be depressed because of gender dysphoria. they are men, they just can't accept it, therefore triggers "gender dysphoria.".
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(touching your self harm scars) these are so lame and stupid… please quit… mine are cooler….
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made this pot pie today. girlfriend told me “don’t forget about the vent holes” and i said “i would never forget about you babe” so now i’m eating it alone. it’s good
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i like it when my video games are actually lectures about how being white is evil and i hope to see more of that in the gaming industry soon.
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quick tip for easy relationship points: buy the matching espeon and umbreon necklaces from pokemon center, and then let your girl pick which one she wants while you wear the other one. works best on the gays
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