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@lanssthedon
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@konichiwa_bxtch @Tshmoov Not even gon cap we are. But is it easier to put a door on a key or a key in a door?
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@itsjstkrl The hand, him flying thru the air is killing meee😭😭
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@uiemela “MY FAULT, AYYE” 😭
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@chimdesires @Evo_Sosa The car full of white people infront of them. Smiling and waving out the window
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@ILuhsHappoIDo @uncle_veek No. That’s always been the whole point
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@bilzyb She’s mastered pouring just not the where and when to stop 😂
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@lanssthedon
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@mikaylashocks Y’all see that lil ponytail... yup😌
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@ToMMYBeCUS @IamJuan_Carlos @SwagBoiTez I’m like ANYONE who knows ANYTHING about dogs know u don’t grab they neck and pull them. He’s locking his jaw on an ARM
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@1diorm @Whitefacesonly I’m a babysitter & honestly conduct myself like the whole house is bugged. Y’all will not catch me slippin on my pumpin idc😭
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@childshrion @sheabttrlegacy Sue her? For his ass n*tting in her mama? Like whats he REALLY gonna do if she doesn’t pay it back?
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@amayaisabellaa @partywithdesto He ran straight into the car like a squirrel 🤨 that was basically a suicidal attempt
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@DJZiggy850 @NelliFresh You took her to get seafood and expected... what? Y’all is weird asf
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@CortGMusic @jefejustbool Narrow or nonexistent?
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@RetiredLikeWade Y’all find anyyyyyyyy way to blame women wtf
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@Yougogg1 If y’all talk like this give it up. The only reason y’all hate the talking stage is Bc u force chemistry
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@wavyemma Yessssss‼️‼️‼️ 9/11 is all buildings matter... 🤣
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@facesbyshawny @fineasslyric @theybelikefaith People haven’t grasped you don’t start things being perfect at them....
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@theycallmechckb @IYXNMT That’s so embarrassing 💀
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@moneyymaya Like lmaooooooo 😭
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@TheTerriDiaries His coochie got a Brazilian? Omg! 😦
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@Misskaybae_IV Mind you… they’re both real just technically from different countries💀
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@lanssthedon
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@BeezyMcGee Nah I’m not datin nobody who correct how I talk. I do enough code switching outside😭
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@TheBaddestMitch Y’all remind me everyday how much I love being black
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@wavyemma @makeupbyshaniah No really writers were way too obsessed with writing in pedophilic teachers when I was younger?
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@OctaviaSimone2_ He said “y’all acting like y’all care for my grandma and y’all don’t” 😭💔
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@HeyAprill Teach your kids when it’s okay to disobey a teacher. They are not always right, never let a teacher do that to you. Teachers should face hella consequences
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@Bravalita @misscocobee_ He was such an amazing husband and man. He took care of his damn family.
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@jilleeann_ I want y’all to realize sometimes these mothers be anti black too. I have an entire side of my family who HATE that they’re black. 😕
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@c_amamgbo Today I got time 😭😭😭
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@momdemsuga @imanleila Name five ppl she’s been seen with😭😭😭. Y’all say anything Chile
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@RussSoulo Black men endure so much trauma that gets swept under the fucking rug as children bruh. How SICK 🤢🥴
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@_KMoneyy I love seeing random ppl have crazy chemistry 😭 Ik he prolly just walked away like have a good night too
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@tenderoniTONY “What’s your favorite song on the album??”
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@notbaldanymore Do they think a starving dog… won’t?
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@BadBitchBella5 @lilith_vibe @mikaylashocks My comment was a *inside the community comment* period 😂 but since ur upset it wasn’t about the affirmations or that other vile lady it was my lack of suprise she was black Bc black women and girls are notorious for our empathy & protective instincts
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@MysssDaviss @jiggyjayy2 We talking about wet feet standing in puddles of water not dirty floors 😂
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@shawneexo_ @evelynvwoodsen Or they were just poor. Like wtf
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@iamaaliyahjewel The whole point is for them to be destroyed easily in the case you lose them etc lol
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@mdeeeeee_ Newborns should be eating fruits and veggies bc formula is toxic but a tit job, bbl, (HORRIBLEEE) nose job, fake dimples and lip filler is GREAT!
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@JaYunnaMonae I realized I don’t like him for her like...in that moment. Men think it’s cute to be controlling and it no where near is
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@IvyKungu He got a bbl belly button
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@202NATALIEE @_alanipaige Then cutting her off early was so disgusting, she sounded amazinggggg
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@shOoObz @_alanipaige Gon assume that man is HAPPILY MARRIED AND LOYALLLL ASF
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@Temptingtony__ Beyoncé LOOKS like she got surgery lmaoo if u can’t see that idk what to tell u
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@Jah2413 @ILuhsHappoIDo @uncle_veek Right, I’m not judging. Just don’t be trynna convince us sumn wrong with us cause y’all like dick inna booty
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@lanssthedon
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@sunflowuhgal @bIackprincessa Whatever a person* women do things like this to men all the time as well
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@KingGoony @Knapz_NYC @Fastbuckz I’m not really dragging anyone as apposed to holding u accountable... it’s not really a joke when it’s a stereotype that 100% affects women and causes all kinds of self asteem and body dismorphia issues
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@BadBitchBella5 @lilith_vibe @mikaylashocks Your lack of insight or experience isn’t my problem, I’m actually sorry your SAFEST place wasn’t with black women cause mine is and has always been
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@buttahpecan305 @evelynvwoodsen So all of them secretly want u? Okay 💀
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@bbytorch My degradation kink and praise kink ACTUALLY be fighting for they mf life when I’m having sex 😭 bc do too much of either and I’m turned off
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@yagirlaley The obsession with commercializing every fucking thing<<<<
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@Nuevocentos @jusbeinqgabby She didn’t hesitate at all 😭
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@_DashawnJ_ Bacc seat> high fashion 🤣
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@DisneysRevenge @McKinleyG16 @sucray_ @UntamedAcademic It’s always a colonizer in black folks business
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@GreazyWorldGo But u lost ur mom bc of the violence of a man. Do better.
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@TASH__P Here for the slander this morning lmaooo
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@smoke_nd_pearlz U clearly ain’t watch the whole shut. She had two affairs on him. Not only that but his mother had affairs on his father. He’s not obligated to sit and cry.
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@BLKACRUX I understand why ppl feel it’s more socially acceptable to call ppl skinny.. and most skinny ppl have been called out about their size constantly as well. Can we just not comment on thing like this. U never know how someone feels about their size
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@SuperA101 @EliSeeney @HeavyyCampp That’s ALWAYS the problem. They responded to protest the EXACT same way. Like oh when the world was being racist killing us off it’s hush but when we burning your shit up it’s “there’s a better way!” fck y’all
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@lmaomjv @arianatorswildt I mean this in thee nicest way possible but you look like this meme 😭🥺🥺🥺
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@EliSeeney @HeavyyCampp Nah she had her ass leakin 😭😭
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@Melaniaec20 @childshrion @sheabttrlegacy It was a rhetorical question. That was implied.
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@ChaviStHill Not me thinking they stole ur photos 😅 anywho congratulations girl
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@aleaaahh_ Girl he think you cute 😂💀💀💀
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@heyyitsjanea They’re charging us 150-360 a seat in a cramped fully booked domestic flight. This idea is going to easily double/triple that cost. If u need a bigger seat book first class flights & burden ur damn self😭
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@MuvaofGotti But is sitting there arguing about her not calling him every second of the day
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@EarthaKlit @_imcountry I love that his man is good looking as fuck lmao
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@1ElMeecho Uhhh honestly you missed an opportunity to teach her and silenced her curiosity
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@lehxiann These mfs ain’t gon go nowhere tho 🤣
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@OkSoMik @_alanipaige Old girl getting hit with that brick….
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@BadBitchBella5 You clearly don’t know what misogynoir is Bc it’s very linearly tied with the “mammy” construct of black womens nurturing. go unpack that and come back then we can talk💜
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@thecindynoir U ain’t even got nobody to vent to about a bad work day no more like DAYUMMM was I choosin em that BAD!?
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@_zhxnae @evelynvwoodsen Y’all she half white aint it?
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@kompsavage @Simply_Shamaria Y’all don’t be checking for the big women that check for y’all u want a bone thug 😂
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@Qurandale @FearedBuck Us confused bc we know hella Asian owed businesses specifically targeted to black ppl in our own communities.
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@BeautyKay_Slay @lexo_sr8tflexin @dijoni The way she was convinced it was due to the beans poor quality when in fact the beans were fine they just needed a cover up for slave labor
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@nochillnonge The layered SCREAMING 😭😭
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@lizsamadhi @LifeofTaymarie The irony of this joke and y’all not getting it is tickling Tf outta me 😂😂😂
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@jiggyjayy2 @bbeombaby These women are willing sleeping with this men & are grown as hell. Y’all acting like he made the decision on his own
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@moneyymaya I love zootopia. I kinda hate most children won’t grasp it’s about racism and corruption in actual society.😐
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@MiamiMangoBrand She looked so pretty in the first dress thoo
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@itsvisualtruth @JaYunnaMonae I’m addressing the situation at hand not a theoretical one. Also the history of the patriarchal rule of men has yet to put women in a position to control anything
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@SpuddsMckenzie @rahiemsupreme Yes, we see a grown ass man doesn’t know women grow hair
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@Mika95B @fatheyayallas We are going to END THIS SHIT
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@blxkoutmani @Godi2113 @Mirtheshow @Reyani_Amariae I’m look for the sense Chile 😭🥺
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@RICCYFONTANE No Bc why does the screen play and acting give its for kids but the cursing is so outta place thoo?
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@SomaKazima That man he showin is barely black 😭😭😭
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@DaFrezhhPrince @1d9s1t3 @RavenK_ @MrGee54 This is why men die faster than women 😭😭😭”we having fun”
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@tyeariw @kyythecancer I would like to see the world go this hard for black women tho....
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@reallyrai @evelynvwoodsen He’s jealous of her🥺 it’s good she has friends like u tho
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@sc0rpioriah @niggaolas Bro sounds exactlyyy the same are y’all dead or?
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@ihythreat @siriyonce_ Then the girls was in the club in 02 in business casual fits 😭🥴
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@AstridLevinson @moneyymaya This just seems like such a dehumanizing & traumatic experience. The world needs to do so much more to support disabled people
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@cashlexii @spinbackmecca Tf is y’all talmbout? 😭 who hurt y’all bc what?
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@waterhead_reek “Omg bitch that’s armarion” 😭
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@TheConsciousLee The fact she don’t realize white ppls racism started those things amongst majority black ppl.
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