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Karori, Wellington City
Joined August 2019
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@LewSOS
Lew
18 hours
Any policy that amounts to a bet against teenagers' creativity in circumventing restrictions imposed by grownups has two potential endstates: A: lost bet becomes a laughing-stock B: incipient police-state to enforce said restrictions We can only hope that this ends up in group A
@EricCrampton
Eric Crampton
18 hours
This is a bit quicker than I'd expected. More platforms are getting told to self-assess against the Australian rules banning under-16s from having social media accounts. Because kids are finding new places to go. https://t.co/XHoJQDlD9y
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@lachlanp_
lachlan πŸ‰ - Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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New Zealanders have no money to spend on overseas imports. And National is celebrating.
@NZNationalParty
NZ National Party
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Hustling on the world stage and delivering new trade deals is a key part of National’s economic plan to deliver growth, jobs and higher wages, so Kiwis can get ahead.
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@henrycooke
henry cooke
2 days
Social Development Minister Louise Upston admitted this morning the ACT/National coalition pledge to create an approved list of GPs for sickness benefits isn't going to happen: https://t.co/RWnNjFZWIx
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Louise Upston says an ACT coalition promise to create an approved list of doctors for sickness benefits won’t happen.
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@RichardHills_
Richard Hills
2 days
@lachlanp_ Stand? Like all the councillors stand? Definitely not. Wayne might do it as a joke to punk us but he’s not a king no. I wouldn’t stand. Sorry that’s odd tbh.
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@lachlanp_
lachlan πŸ‰ - Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
2 days
Do they do this at Auckland Council @RichardHills_?
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@lachlanp_
lachlan πŸ‰ - Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
2 days
Andrew Little appears to have brought back the dated tradition of Councillors standing for the Mayor as he enters the Council chamber. Not something Tory did. Weird decision to make!
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@savella_silver
Φ΄ΦΆΦΈ ︎ִָ֢ jolly sav𝔂 οΉ™Sebastian's wifeοΉšβ™‘ 𓏡𓏡
3 days
I hate how no one cares about other animals that aren't cat or dogs getting abused because this is animal abuse. What even was the point in doing this to the fish in the first place??? Leave the poor fish alone you guys aren't funny in the slightest
@PostinClips
͏ Posting Clips
4 days
This man dumps barbecue sauce into fish’s mouths and posts it on instagram
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@LewisHoldenNZ
Lewis Holden πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
2 days
Nothing highlights our insular NZers are more than idiotic takes about using public transport to buy furniture. It's pretty normal (even in the US) to order furniture for delivery, rather than driving off with it. The idea NZers are well-travelled and metropolitan is a myth.
@zhuoyanakl
Justin
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people with the most annoying transport opinions in this city all simultaneously having this original hot take about IKEA and trains
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@lachlanp_
lachlan πŸ‰ - Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
2 days
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@AusPoll6
AusPoll
3 days
Western Australia (federal) voting intention πŸŸ₯ ALP: 34% (-2) 🟦 L/NP: 23% (-8) 🟧 PHON: 19% (+11) 🟩 GRN: 12% (-) ⬛️ OTH: 12% (-1) Two-party-preferred πŸŸ₯ ALP: 56% (-) 🟦 L/NP: 44% (-) DemosAU (MRP) | 5 Oct-11 Nov | +/- 2025 election
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@lachlanp_
lachlan πŸ‰ - Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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sure why not. thanks roy.
@120Aotearoa
120 Aotearoa
3 days
BREAKING Party Vote | Roy Morgan. National: 33% (+1) Labour: 28% (-2.5) Greens: 14.5% (+2.5) NZF: 9% (-0.5) ACT: 8% (-) TPM: 2% (-0.5) D: October 27 - November 23 +/- October 2025.
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@lachlanp_
lachlan πŸ‰ - Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 days
Turns out it's quite reasonable and makes a lot of sense :)
@k_mahlburg
Kurt Mahlburg
3 days
Both NRMA and Allianz have effectively confirmed to me that the price disparity is intentional. Article out tomorrow morning.
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@lachlanp_
lachlan πŸ‰ - Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 days
Interesting break with the Labour Party line on the Mt Vic Tunnel. Must be running against Julie Anne Genter or something.
@CLRenney
Craig Renney
4 days
NZTA put out a very redacted report on the proposed changes to SH1. What it shows is that the likely cost of the package will be borne by Wellingtonians, regardless of whether they use the roads. Wellington does need new infrastructure, but it also needs a fair deal. A🧡
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@lachlanp_
lachlan πŸ‰ - Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 days
Another L for Ray Chung
@henrycooke
henry cooke
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Simon Watts confirms that the rates cap also includes a rate increase floor of CPI (likely around 2%). He says campaigning on zero rates in the past has actually led to some of the current infrastructure deficit issues.
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@EricCrampton
Eric Crampton
7 days
I have argued that any age-gating of social media has to pick at least one of these three options, and likely gets a mix of all three: 1) Easily worked-around by kids; 2) Cumbersome for adults proving they're not kids; 3) The end of privacy and anonymity.
@visegrad24
VisegrΓ‘d 24
8 days
BREAKING: The European Parliament just voted in favor of banning social media for people under the age of 16. 483 MEPs voted in favor while 92 voted against. If it becomes law, people will likely have to use IDs to log into their profiles, making anonymous accounts impossible.
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@LewSOS
Lew
7 days
Ferris is right on the maths but appears to have done no serious political analysis of second-order consequences. But in any case, TPM and its factional derivatives don't need Labour collusion to make this happen. They just need to win those electorates without much party vote.
@henrycooke
henry cooke
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Tākuta Ferris says NZ needs an overhang to unseat the Government
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@Tiare_MP
Tiare
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RT to scare opponents of the Golden Mile
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@lachlanp_
lachlan πŸ‰ - Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
7 days
the excellent winning message of 'you can't trust our candidates'
@henrycooke
henry cooke
8 days
Chris Hipkins says Michael Wood must regain the trust of his colleagues and constituents if he is to serve a role in a future Government https://t.co/D0xB6UQf4h
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@lachlanp_
lachlan πŸ‰ - Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
7 days
Te Kāinga is such a success. Hundreds of rent-stabilised apartments, reserved for lower and middle income Wellingtonians, at zero cost to ratepayers. It's great that WCC continues expanding it.
@ponekeben
Ben McNulty
8 days
New affordable rentals from Te Kāinga are letting quick (50% already). Warm, dry affordable housing in the CBD brought to you by WCC πŸ‘‡
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@lachlanp_
lachlan πŸ‰ - Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
8 days
based based based
@ettingermentum
ettingermentum
8 days
The ultimate irony with Zohran is that for as relentlessly positive he is in his affect, his actual political logic and outlook is profoundly cynical.
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