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The “MP” in my name isn’t because I’m pretentious and want to be an MP it’s just the initials of my double-barrelled surname.
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Governing parties of Australia.
(less colourful than the Canadian one)
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This is fucking abhorrent.
Mum had brain and bowel cancer. I genuinely have no idea how we lived for those three (ish) years before she died, but I know that she wouldn't have been able to work for 10 hours a week.
Any respect I had for Luxon is gone. Utter cunt.
Here's Luxon saying he believes that someone on the JobSeeker benefit, who has cancer, should still be looking to work 10 hours a week:
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New Zealand Airports be like “this is gate 4” and it’s just a door to the outside of the building
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Might be a hot take but I don’t think our national ambulance service should be a charity
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Notable election debate moments:
- I love you, Mr. Lange (Muldoon to Lange, 1984)
- The worm (2002)
- Show me the money! (Key to Goff, 2011)
- My husband is Samoan, so Talofa (Judith to NZ, 2020)
- None of my MPs beat people up with a bed leg (Chippy to Luxon, 2023)
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Ages of party representatives on TVNZ’s young voters debate:
- Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke (Māori): 20
- Chloë Swarbrick (Green): 29
- Brooke van Velden (ACT): 30
- Arena Williams (Labour): 33
- Lee Donoghue (NZ First): 39
- Erica Stanford (National): 45
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If the fucking Palace, in **London**, can bother to issue this release in Māori, Karen from “towelpo” has no excuse.
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wow this new marketting campaign from auckland transport is a bit aggressive.
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The flags at parliament aren’t at half mast??
(They are at Te Papa and literally everywhere else)
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there is literally nothing wrong with this statement and the pearl clutchers can go fuck themselves
Aotearoa New Zealand 🇳🇿is deeply concerned at the outbreak of conflict between Israel and Gaza. We call for the immediate cessation of violence. The protection of all civilians, and upholding of international humanitarian law is essential.
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I’d get a better tax cut out of the Greens than I would with National that’s so fucking funny.
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NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY (robert muldoon and the third national government) STOLE FROM US
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Ok I made an ill fated attempt to escooter to New Brighton beach, got lost, and have found myself in the Avon Red Zone.
And, just, holy fucking shit.
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Damn it’s a shame he was never a finance minister in a historic one party majority government
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The Canadians tend to create bilingual logos for their political parties - in both French and English.
So I thought I'd attempt to do the same with our big four political parties... to varying levels of success.
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Things Christopher Luxon (likely the next Prime Minister) has accidentally promised in the leaders debates:
- Free school lunches for the entire country
- Legalisation of MDMA
- Legalisation of weed
- The installation of Winston Peters as Prime Minister
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1. Waitakere
Thread of the most beautiful train stations on Earth 🧵
1. Antwerp, Belgium
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Babe wake up Newshub is trying to roll another National leader
Newshub pulled no punches in their coverage of Luxon's "entitlement" to paying himself thousands in taxpayer money to live in his mortgage-free apartment:
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the new government is going to have three post cabinet press conferences a week:
- one on monday headed by luxon after cabinet meets
- one on tuesday headed by willis to clarify everything said on monday
- one on wednesday headed by peters to undo everything said by the other two
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Look I like Jack Tame and think he’s a great interviewer, but letting the Israeli Ambassador getting away with saying things like “Israel is following international law” without challenge, and giving him a platform to spout propaganda for 30 minutes is concerning.
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Guy who slammed the last government for doing things with out telling anyone now saying he can do things without telling anyone.
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Hipkins just admitted to having a road cone in his flat as a student so he’s won the election
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…all three pandoro cafes are in places that have not had cycleways or bus lanes installed..
Wellington's Pandoro cafes are closing down today, the latest in a string of hospitality and retail closures in the capital.
Owner Tony Beazley told
@NewstalkZB
he blames the struggling local economy and the council removing car parking by building bus and cycle lanes.
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this isn’t how MMP works? vote splitting in electorates is hugely irrelevant and had nothing to do with labour’s loss.
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Congratulations to David Seymour for changing my apathetic views of the voting from “I don’t really care” to “Make it 16 immediately”
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I love how any transport conversation with the average New Zealander is something like:
“Oh I love (x foreign city). It was so easy to get around on the (trams/trains/metro). Why don’t we do that here?!”
And then you propose something and they go “What? No, we can’t afford it”
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For gods sake the absolute state of these people!
All of the arguments made in this letter are largely based on falsehoods, and ignore the fact that Wellingtonians want and have voted for this on multiple occasions.
Council must vote on what the people, not the elite, want.
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I didn't realise Labour had a Te Reo version of their slogan.
Other parties should follow suit.
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Remember! These are the best conversation topics this Christmas:
- Jacinda Ardern
- Winston Peters
- COVID-19
- Vaccines
- The World Economic Forum
- The World Health Organisation
- The United Nations
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The Kyle Lockwood flag should be declared an enemy of the state and banned from ever being flown again.
Horrifically ugly design.
Can't believe New Zealanders wasted an opportunity to change their flag back in 2016. Imagine voting to keep that ugly British shit stain in there
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no one:
canadian elections: this party won 90% of the seats last time and have now only won 3%
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If the Greens ever decide to challenge Labour for the main centre-left party spot the best way to do that would be by putting Swarbrick on the leadership team and positioning her as the "candidate for Prime Minister" (as is done in Europe).
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our chamber sucks, canada’s (temporary) one is awesome
of the 3 big commonwealth countries (Canada, Australia & New Zealand) why is it Australia's parliament that seems the most "yankified" ?
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Jack Tame: *asks Winston Peters a basic question*
Winston Peters: how dare you also your mother is a whore
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personally will be voting for the “pay attention intersection ahead” party
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New Zealand First: I cannot believe the last government did [thing].
[thing] discussion in cabinet, c. 2018: New Zealand First fully agrees with and is on board with [thing].
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this is whats going to happen automatically on sunday night btw
It's not every day that a Tasmanian becomes a Queen.
So on Sunday night, we'll be lighting the Tasman Bridge red and white to celebrate our very own Princess Mary, as she becomes Queen of Denmark ❤️🤍
📸 Luke O'Brien Photography
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If I was the Green Party of Aotearoa New Zealand I would simply remove Darleen Tana from parliament and get my seat back.
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words cannot describe how much i hate this logo with the stupid silver fern added on top
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i would hope that no new zealand MP would have to swear allegiance to charles the second considering he died 130 before european settlement
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In the space of six months New Zealand will go from having seven free-to-air news bullitens across two networks to having two bullients on one network, one of which is a puffed up morning gossip show.
Good grief.
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hot (?) take but john oliver getting involved with the bird of the century vote is good bc the whole point of this thing is to raise awareness and i think people are pretty aware now maybe
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The National Party are a spineless group of losers who don’t have a single thread of conviction in their body.
Anyone “liberal” who voted for them is a fucking embarrassment.
Sad news out of New Zealand. The new government, which is more conservative than previous governments, announced that it will make a priority to ban transgender people from all publicly funded women's sports.
A reminder that anti-trans panic is global.
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Kieran’s doing a prerecorded interview with Newshub near me, and he just looks like a Prime Minister.
Important milestone achieved.
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Prime Minister Joseph Biden is under increasing pressure to resign as American Prime Minister due to his age.
Front runners to replace him as leader of the Democratic Party include his Deputy, Kamala Harris, Transport Minister Pete Buttigeg, and California Premier Gavin Newsom.
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Just found out that South Korea appoints governors and runs a government department for the provinces controlled by North Korea.
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I cannot understand the rationale behind anyone who gets into politics just to make the lives of those worse off worse.
How could you look at the most marginalised and vulnerable communities in the country and think they have it too good?!
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instead of doing university like a normal person, i've spent the better part of today creating a new map for the auckland network.
I WAS BORED OKAY.
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Look I’ve never been great at maths but I’m 90% sure that 15 > 13.
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A proposal for a Christchurch Rail Network using only the existing track.
Four lines, including a Te Huia-like service to Ashburton and Timaru that isn't on this map.
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Governing parties of Australia.
With the defeat of Territory Labor to the Country Liberals, the Labor Party no longer controls every state government in mainland Australia.
Governing parties of Australia.
(less colourful than the Canadian one)
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Therapist: Brutalist Timezone isn’t real it can’t hurt you
Brutalist Timezone:
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Unironically agree with getting rid of the Māori names for ministries.
The Ministry for Baby Stealing and the Agency for Ensuring Car Dependency shouldn’t have names in Te Reo.
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If National and Act win this year, every single important social metric will get worse.
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The correct interpretation of Te Tiriti comes from the scholars that have studied it for the last 150 years, not from a wannabe fascist who has found himself in a position of power for the first time after ten straight years of failure.
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“Nicotine Willis” and “Shane Cigareti” I’m dying
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Karen Chhour is unbelievably out of her depth as Children’s Minister.
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“Making sure the results don’t go over 100%” is probably rule number one of rigging an election
109%. According to the official results 109% of votes were cast, spread over 5 candidates...
109 PERCENT.
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karakia is not a prayer not everything fits into your obsession with turning this country into a white christian one, ACT.
Reports that Health New Zealand is encouraging staff to incorporate a karakia into their workday is a complete distraction from the important work New Zealanders require that department to do, says ACT’s health spokesperson
@toddmstephenson
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A leaked email to staff reads:
"We
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Calling a snap election in while soaked in the rain may just be as good as calling one while drunk.
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HOW ARE THEY ALREADY LEAKING THE FUCKING THING HASN’T BEEN SIGNED YET?!
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What if we bulldozed The Oaks and built something better at 5-10 stories tall?
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me when i force the other two to take two unnecessary trips to the capital
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Just on this, a fun little known fact: Unlike most countries, New Zealand doesn’t have a paper constitution. Instead we have an old man named Geoffrey Palmer.
Constitutional crisis? Why Hipkins may be sworn in again as PM despite losing election
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“Thank you for choosing Air New Zealand” bitch who the fuck else am I supposed to choose you hold a monopoly over non-shit travel in this country and rail is near non-existent.
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