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Cumulative shareholder value created: 0

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Someone out there is 2 Celsius, 4 Zyns, and 60mg of Adderall deep calling your leads.

these mfs are pretending to be dumb to avoid paying taxes

If FSU beats Alabama I will do whatever the most liked comment says.

“…You could buy the $18,000 house in Mason City, Iowa… Five Below is looking for a Retail Support Lead, and you might just meet a nice girl down at Burke’s…”

fumbling a anesthesiologist is a choice i have to live with

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes

A woman rear ended my wife, and my wife was pushed into the car in front of her which was also driven by a woman. I get there and no one has exchanged insurance, everyone disassociated. Cops get here and it's 2 female cops

Just got out-logo’d at a Chipotle in Casselberry, Fl. It’s not a competition, but I was casually enjoying a burrito with my LACC tiny B Draddy logo when in walked a kid rocking double FINY (shirt and hat). I packed up and ate the rest in the car.

Jarvis, increase BAC by .20% and decrease bank account by $400 And Jarvis, while you’re at it, please turn on my accents

tate mcrae looks like an IDF soldier

Game changer!

I hate scaffolding.

Imagine coming back from a work conference, taking your pants off, lying down for 23 mins with Sportscenter on, and changing to go out to team dinner with the same people you just spent the entire day with here.

你好! $FAT boys go to China! 🇨🇳

I know one thing. Zelenskyy would’ve received a hero’s welcome from these guys, and sent home with enough ammo to go all the way to Moscow.

“She said she went to Aspen with only her girlfriends. They all chipped in for a nice Airbnb”

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