Work Retire Die
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I'm here for a long time, not a good time. Professional emailer at @friday_beers
Manhattan, NY
Joined September 2017
Me at a networking event deciding the appropriate time to enter a conversation
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Science has officially gone too far
Doctors Are Now Prescribing A Pill Called "The Ozempic Of Alcohol" Which Allegedly Reduces The Urge To Drink https://t.co/Lqxz6BzrKk
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Why would I want a holiday bonus when I can get a thermos with my company's logo on it. You can't drink out of money 🙏🏻
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Going in to ask your boss for an end of year raise and ending up with a demotion and 20% salary decrease
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This holiday season, let's remember what matters most: making sure all fonts are consistent and logos are aligned properly on our presentations. Details matter. Thx team.
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it's that time of the year
Ohhhh sorry I thought EOD meant End of December my bad. Sending now
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Filling out my end of year performance review and marking Areas to Improve as "None."
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Why would I want a holiday bonus when I can get a thermos with my company's logo on it. You can't drink out of money 🙏🏻
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Just got my first “let’s follow up on this in the new year” email. Absolutely ecstatic
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2025 sucked but it’s the best year we’ll have for a while so just remember that
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Today begins 'mail-it-in season,' that beautiful time between Thanksgiving and New Year's where budgets have been spent, projects have been planned and everything can be pushed off until next year. Anyone who asks you to do actual work should be executed in the town square
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This holiday season, I'm thankful for the shareholders. Without them, who would i create value for?
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Hey team, enjoy the holidays but please make sure your phone are nearby Thursday in case I need to get in touch for work-related emergencies. I'm currently estranged from my entire family and drowning myself in work is the only way to keep the demons at bay. Thanks all.
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quick reminder to anyone who is actually working this week
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What’s tree in spanish?
What’s the funniest mic’d up moment from an athlete?
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when you're home for Thanksgiving and clearly on a work zoom and your mom loudly asks if you still want her to get those fruit snacks you like from the store
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Every week is a short week if you believe in yourself (have a trust fund) and follow your dreams (have a second trust fund.)
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