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@WorkRetireDie

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I'm here for a long time, not a good time. Professional emailer at @friday_beers

Manhattan, NY
Joined September 2017
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RT @goobcats: "I asked grok" "I asked chatGPT" well I asked Ronald Reagan and he said "AAAHHH! HELP! I'M BURNING! I'M BURNING IN HELL! AAAA….
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If you haven’t risked it all for your work wife, you haven’t lived.
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Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and chief people officer Kristin Cabot have been immediately put on leave, Axios reports.
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RT @thedailyfriday_: Coldplay cheating scandal should be a tax write off
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Great now I can't go to a Coldplay concert with my boys without my wife thinking I'm cheating on her with someone in HR.
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RT @anothercohen: “Just checking in to see if you’ve completed your Coldplay Concert module yet”
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why do none of my friends do shit like this for me?
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God, I'd give anything to be in the Astronomer Slack channel right now.
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RT @DanManCarney: How a Coldplay concert feels before you’re on the Jumbotron.
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It’s nice to see a boss say “we’re a family here” and really mean it. The CEO is the Papa and the head of HR is the Mama. Everyone knows that.
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huge for brand awareness. double the Astronomer CEO's salary
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this really sucks for faithful married guys who just want to go to coldplay with their buddies.
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Married CEOs can't even hug and romantically sway with their married head of HR during a Coldplay concert anymore because of woke.
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RT @DanManCarney: The FBI agents responsible for the Epstein video
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the only way to stop a bad guy with a podcast is a slightly less bad guy with a podcast.
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There is no reason that it needs to be as difficult to type on a TV keyboard thing with a remote as it currently is. Focus on fixing that instead of AI.
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Earnestly posting on LinkedIn for the first time in years because my job requires it now
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SMU intern talking to HR after a disastrous happy hour performance.
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Arch.
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Relatable.
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Eric André says he once accidentally received oral sex from a male masseuse during a couples massage.
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I’m sorry what?.
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John Goodman reveals how he prepared to play Papa Smurf in the new ‘SMURFS’ movie:. “I sat in my closet, painted myself blue, took off my clothes and just ripened”. (Source: @Variety)
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He probably heard there was a couch that was unfucked somewhere nearby
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