Most "tough audiences" aren't tough. They're savvy.

One of my superpowers is that if a bathroom has two dispensers, where one is soap and the other is lotion or sanitizer, I have an uncanny ability to select the wrong one every time.

I am a single issue voter, and that issue is this: it should be legal to citizens arrest anyone who is watching videos on their phone without headphones in a public space.

Had an incredible time learning how crazy ideas can spark growth in any business environment with @kylescheele over @hugeconvention last week! Learn more about Kyle and his keynotes over at https://t.co/uvUMEDfvyd #keynotespeaker #hugeconvention #BusinessGrowth

I think it’s funny when an airport has an old timey plane hanging from the ceiling as decor. It’s like going to a car dealership and there’s a horse for no reason.

HR Houston and the 2023 Gulf Coast Symposium would like to thank our Wednesday Keynote Speaker, @kylescheele for his inspiring session on How to Become an Idea Factory! Kyle - your presentation was entertaining, fun and inspired us on how we can become an Innovation Machine!

Whoever named the bouncy ball absolutely nailed it.

Whoever let me buy a 3D printer should be thrown in jail.

We just selected How to Host a Viking Funeral for the 2022 Non-Obvious Book Award Longlist! Congratulations to @kylescheele, and the entire team at @HarperOneBooks. #nonobvious

Regret is a sign of progress. If you look back at your past self and see a fool, congratulations: you've grown.

Very cool moment!

FAIL-A-BRATION is happening next week! Failers include: @Awakeland3D @garyware @jamietworkowski @kylescheele @ohhappydani @ThatsSoCravens A celebration of things that didn't go as planned. Hosted by me. A special for @STORYgatherings! Register! https://t.co/KovRtEIcGP

After watching this, I'm gonna have to ratchet up my weird just a leeetle bit more. @kylescheele https://t.co/ICjlWETaZL

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵

“Sometimes the craziest idea is the thing to chase.” -@kylescheele #balfour #NSM22

They did say that wandering magicians were a definite no.

You know you’re in an interesting meeting when someone says, “We don’t have a stance on mimes yet”.

After 8 of these movies I think it’s time to admit these missions may be possible

Writing a letter to Santa now because I don’t wanna seem like one of those friends that only reaches out when I want something