Kirstie Maryott
@kpmaryott
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I tend to repeat myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
New York, NY
Joined January 2010
My move:
me (flirting): here’s exactly why what you just said is categorically incorrect
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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.
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I finally watched ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ and I think it’s my new favorite movie. I laughed! I cried! I really missed my mom.
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Just watched a man at a bar in Penn Station order two martinis, pay for them, promptly pour them into an empty Evian bottle, and then walk out all while Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” played on the jukebox. Happy holidays!
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*at a job interview* “Can you perform under pressure?” Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”
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Me.
The woman across the aisle on this plane ordered herself a mini bottle of champagne and is watching an ancient episode of Law and Order SVU and she couldn’t look any more content and I am sucking up every ounce of her energy and using it as my vision board from here on out
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i’ll be fine i just have to talk about it obsessively and spiral first
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One of the things I love most about Carly Rae Jepsen is that she's 36.
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That NYT headline writer is back at it. *My crush intensifies*
The Times needs to give an immediate raise to whoever wrote this headline
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TBH, I think I still have a couple doozies left in me...
I am 41 years old. I wonder if I have already done the dumbest thing I will ever do, or if that is still in the mail
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I'm really inspired by @Cavallokristen. Lead with heart. Stand up for people. Be brave. Make generosity the default. ^That's all I ever see her doing. I like that very much.
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A kindhearted man who created a place where a kid from California (me) would end up meeting some of the greatest friends anyone could ever hope to have. Thank you, Kennedy.
David Kennedy, May 31, 1939 - October 10, 2021. Your legacy and spirit will live on forever in our hearts and our work. ❤️
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Toni Braxton really had me ready to leave my husband in elementary school
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One unexpected thing that has become EXTREMELY difficult for me since this pandemic is packing for a trip. It's like i've never seen a suitcase before. I have no idea what I might need for 2-3 nights away from my 500sq foot Brooklyn apartment. This knowledge is just, gone.
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Staying awake to watch Olympic Sports when you live in an East Coast Time Zone, and living through the following work day.
Name something that 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 an Olympic sport, but 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙨 like an Olympic sport 🤔
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