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Ulsan-Coquitlam-Boston-NYC-Vancouver // semi-retired FOH/mons + musician // Registered Audiologist
Vancouver, BC
Joined February 2010
As a non-drinker, highly agree
Non-drinkers who go to social events are freeriding on the goodwill and joviality of hard working drinkers and the whole social fabric would fall apart if everybody stopped drinking
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Just did the mom chop. one of the most freeing experiences of my life. This lady can suck it
You do not need to chop your hair off as a mother. Get cute bangs cut and embrace the claw clip.
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I wholeheartedly love being a mom but working at a job is 1000x easier than the same hours worked child rearing
Homemakers don't have to worry if they didn't get enough sleep or don't feel good. They don't have bosses/ customers to please. They can take it easy if they're feeling unwell. There's FAR less stress on women at home than in the workforce. This is how God intended for it to be.
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I read this thread thinking you’d enjoy it @GabeBerezin
Last night, we did a blind ketchup and french fry tasting with our friends! We tried nine ketchups and seven fast food french fries. Here's a 🧵with our method and results! 1/
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Being an adult is enjoying the luxury of being safely early and not being a tool trying to cut everything as close as possible (i am still often a tool tho)
Update: We left at 3:15 am. Sitting at the gate twiddling my thumbs. It is 5:19 am. We have over an hour before boarding. Husband made me do this update to say he was right and I was wrong and we could have left at 4:00. I know he will ride this high all day long.
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Just finished my last shift before mat leave. Being preggos has been one of the most humanizing experiences ever. On the other hand, i am relieved to leave behind these entitled Korean clients telling me i have to come back ASAP. Fuck right off lol
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Comments over this vid are funny cuz if you’ve ever worked in the position of stage bro here, you know he’s entirely unfazed about how this all played out
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My cat chairman meow has dental problems and absolutely despises having her teeth brushed… living up to her namesake truly
Reminder that Mao never brushed his teeth instead he would just swish and rinse with green tea every now and then By the time of his death, his teeth were almost completely brown, and his gums were constantly bloody and swollen with pus
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Used to read this while learning English in 3rd/4th grade at school, used to cry to myself then. It’s now on my baby registry list
Tried to read this to my kids at the book store and had to leave the whole place cause I was crying so hard.
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Noooo what about the spiritually divine intro/interludes in my heart will go on
@telefontelaviv I would delete the recorder. I mean, it doesn't even record anything - it's just a hollow wooden tube full of some other kid's spit that we had to learn to play at school.
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I missed random passerby banter as well as cussing back at crazy ppl. Fantastic NYC visit
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(Chairman Meow Zedong) Chairman Cherry-mon Cherry-poo Chuchu Pupu Chupu Kupu Mewmew Moomoo Poopydu Doodypoo Doodychu Poo Boopitydu Distinguished resident of purrtown
every pet owner has a foundational nickname from which 58 other names ripple outwards. the sourdough starter name
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Korea is still so underdeveloped in many ways. This shit makes me mad. Please read
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I have a giant baby growing inside me and i feel like a chihuahua impregnated by a great dane lord help me
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Damn why do ladies stay with men who don’t work, it boggles my mind endlessly
I’m the only person who works in our household and my fiancé really just had the audacity to tell me it makes him uncomfortable when I spend money because it makes him depressed………sir. Get a job
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Ham Clam 3000 reminds me of Bran Van 3000 apparently not known at all to Americans. This song was everywhere in Canada 1997 https://t.co/Fh5xlPGvcL
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My hubs looks GEWD in a turtleneck. Love kirk looking at his watch-less wrist
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veneers will always and forever make me visualize john cleese’s face on the person
“i’ve never listened to miley cyrus” YES YOU HAVE, BUT maybe you haven’t listened these deep cuts • a thread 🧵
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I absolutely believe in venue vibes/culture, it pervades the place whether you’re seeing a show, touring thru, or working in-house. T5 was def the pits on all levels. Gross nepotist assholes run the place
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