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Immaculate vibes, abundantly blessed.

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@kharisizm
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If it’s viral, it’s muted. God bless.
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@kharisizm
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4 years
😅 Using cleaning products like seasoning >>>>
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@kharisizm
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“That’s just how I am”
@uniquegalore
yungtomtom 🤎
6 years
What’s an ultimate red flag for you?
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@kharisizm
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6 years
Confession: I watch all of these primitive hack videos religiously because when I disappear to the jungle, I intend to live comfortably.
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@kharisizm
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4 years
Someone said men do this on purpose so you stop asking them to do things, and I think about that a lot.
@AriTheDon
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4 years
You can’t send men shopping for shit. I said we need toilet paper and 5 boxes of these arrive... 😩
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@kharisizm
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6 years
Hints are cancelled, speak up.
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@kharisizm
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3 years
That first woman isn’t running anywhere near fast enough for me.
@SkyNews
Sky News
3 years
Surveillance cameras record bears tearing down a fence and pursuing pedestrians up and down steps. Watch more videos from Sky News:
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@kharisizm
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6 years
I don’t understand but I’m ready to.
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@kharisizm
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3 months
As soon as you bring it up I put the 6 words I had planned back in my pocket.
@stefworth_
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Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. You don’t need to remind them.
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@kharisizm
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1 year
At what point in the discourse do we talk about how much of ‘community’ has just been women & girls being expected to do things.
Babysitting for a friend is out. Older siblings making a bottle is out. Baby sitting for a family member during an emergency is also out. Tough crowd fr.
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@kharisizm
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To the point that the people who don’t want to participate are seen as rude/disrespectful.
@abxola
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I can’t believe we’ve normalised asking random people on the street invasive personal questions and then posting it for views.
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@kharisizm
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2 years
This pink sauce thing is really motivating me to pursue my dreams, because clearly y’all will do and buy anything.
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@kharisizm
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6 years
My email etiquette is elite. Everyday I find more polite and professional ways to ask people who the hell they think they're talking to.
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@kharisizm
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5 years
Steal his hoodie. Upgrade it. Profit.
@loookatmeimkiad
curry queen
5 years
before n after ✂️
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@kharisizm
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6 years
I say this all the time. No one ever has the same energy for psychosis and personality disorders. Most of the push to end MH stigma is centred on supporters wanting to be seen as benevolent.
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@kharisizm
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1 year
This style of wedding photography 🤌🏾
@simmilondon
SIMMI LONDON
1 year
Jamie Laing and Sophie Habboo got married! 😱💍 Congratulations to them both 🤍
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@kharisizm
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After everything I’ve been through, this will never be an insult lol. Like yes I made it here with my feelings intact, wbu?
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@kharisizm
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3 years
She’s right. It’s not even about natural vs straight hair either, a lot of BW simply don’t feel attractive until their hair is ‘done’ in some way. Gotta be neat, slicked, styled, defined etc as if any of it changes the structure of your face.
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@kharisizm
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3 years
That’s the light jog you do when you and your train arrive at the same time.
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@kharisizm
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1 year
Everyone lamenting the death of community and no one acknowledging why women & girls en masse are tapping out. Lmk when y’all get to that part.
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@kharisizm
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3 months
The saddest part of this video is her intended audience likely won’t listen. The young girls who see this will insist their man would never, that this is just her story and that women who encourage education/working are just jealous/bitter.
@MrsJellySantos
Jelly Santos
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Lady is warning the young brides with no plan. She got married at 19. She was the brains behind a few businesses but nothing was ever in her name. When they divorced he got to keep everything and she was left with no money and been struggling since.
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@kharisizm
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4 years
Gotta let the Comet/Ajax marinate before you get to work.
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@kharisizm
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1 year
Because community is very much alive and well amongst people who don’t abuse the privilege, so maybe…
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@kharisizm
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5 years
..I’m Caribbean.
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@kharisizm
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2 years
People always think wanting photos of a special occasion means you want pics for social media. Some of us like quality images for our memories & family photo walls/albums, thanks.
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@kharisizm
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4 years
Ok the fun police are here now so season responsibly, ventilate well, health is wealth and this tweet is muted 💕 God bless.
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@kharisizm
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2 years
Men who refuse to meet your standards but still want to be considered are very scary.
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@kharisizm
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6 years
found the coolest lift in London. 🍊
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@kharisizm
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6 years
2018 Bank/Public Holidays mean... 23 Mar - 8 April 16 days off for 8 days annual leave. 5 May - 28 May 24 days off, 14 days leave. 25 Aug to 2 Sep 9 days off, 4 days leave. 22 Dec to 6 Jan 16 days off, 7 days leave. Book wisely ✈️
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@kharisizm
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6 years
You shoved your way on to the tube & now my makeup is on your shirt. Tell your wife I said hey xx
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@kharisizm
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3 years
The first one doesn’t exist and the last two are the same. Y’all be safe.
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@kharisizm
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3 years
If that body kept you alive through a global pandemic it’s time to celebrate.
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@kharisizm
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1 year
@hapikohw 100%! It’s such a dishonest convo, to pretend like community is crumbling because people are no longer kind, thoughtful or valuing the collective. Girls have been burdened almost exclusively, unnecessarily & thanklessly. They are tired. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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@kharisizm
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When someone is depressed/anxious, it feels and looks good to say you'll be there, to tell them there's no shame etc. But when someone is hallucinating in the office or behaving erratically on the train, you're filming and laughing. K.
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@kharisizm
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Before you trash a destination, QTNA: - Did you spend 90% of your time at a resort - Were your pockets long enough to have fun - Did you make attempts to immerse yourself - Did you research your destination beforehand - Are you a picky eater - Again, were you broke
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@kharisizm
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6 years
@MissCrabbe @esie_xo @Chanelle__92 @RKwabea "As advised in my last email" "You'll note in the attached that.." "Perhaps I can redirect you to.." Today's was: "Concerned about your tone above. Looking forward to discussing points raised with my Director, cc'd, at your earliest convenience."
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@kharisizm
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3 years
Baby girl tried to shame men for gifting flowers without a vase only for the internet to expose she had no furniture. You see why it’s better to be quiet sometimes.
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@kharisizm
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You are not entitled to free content from the public just because you have a camera and they don’t have to be polite if you push a camera in their face without asking.
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@kharisizm
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6 years
Friendly reminder for those in the UK, unpaid internships ARE illegal. Only exceptions are shadowing, internships for qualifications & non-profits who must provide some food/travel ££. Everyone else, pay up.
@XLNB
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Unpaid internships should be illegal. If you can't pay an intern a salary, you shouldn't have an intern. Plus, they're overwhelmingly biased towards those who are white & wealthy. It's an exploitation of free labor. Full stop.
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@yo_Jeebs “No you go. Oh alright then”
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3 months
@StillDiggs Nah because they ruined it 😭
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@kharisizm
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6 years
@BermyJB “When you have a moment, grateful if you could share the rationale for [insert exact opposite of] the agreed actions (attached).” Most importantly... “Regards.”
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@kharisizm
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4 years
Every now and then I think about how my coworker went to see Queen & Slim, then went home and broke up with his girlfriend because he realised they didn’t have a real connection like characters’ did.
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@kharisizm
kharis.
9 months
They’re not supposed to exist. Hope that helps 💕
@tandOorh
G U
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Are talking stages suppose to be stressful?
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@kharisizm
kharis.
5 years
I feel like this is a problem every diaspora has. No one born or raised outside of “home” is ever truly welcomed by home, even tho 99% of the time the foreign country they’re in is rejecting them because they’re ‘other’.
@LModestti
Luis Modestti
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Cierto🇵🇷
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@kharisizm
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@findingmalo Everybody! This wonderful era of accountability and self awareness that we live in, but when I bring something harmful/hurtful to your attention it’s a factory setting? Mate..
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@kharisizm
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3 years
People will say you’re being paranoid or dramatic, that being overly cautious is unnecessary, no one is checking for you like that etc but this happens easily and quickly ALL the time.
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@kharisizm
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Tapping the sign.
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@TheUwaniAliyu
wani-sama
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That’s exactly why they’re warning you.
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@kharisizm
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They’re in the replies saying normalise knowing how to mow the lawn and use power tools as if that’s even remotely similar to being a competent parent to your children.
@AmyGDalaMD
Amy G Dala MD
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normalize dads bringing kids to doctors appointments and knowing absolutely everything about their children
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@kharisizm
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3 years
Been saying for years women are gonna flock to more practical ways of living the lives they want. BFF marriage, mommunes, platonic co-parenting, etc. Men refused to evolve, so women are.
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@kharisizm
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And I need more of us to treat leaving as a skill that you have to practice, it’s not something that will suddenly come naturally when you need it if you haven’t made it a habit.
@charliestoolbox
Charlie's Toolbox
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If you’re a woman you need to embrace leaving. It’s one action that’ll keep you happy and light. The only thing staying does is force you to leave eventually and later you’ll have to take more time to rebuild yourself.
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@kharisizm
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1 year
Reminds me of my neighbour who said she finished work early and called her husband to ask where he was at. He said home. She was calling from the landline.
@MphoMoalamedi
Luna M 🇵🇸
1 year
Intuition aside, men are bad cheaters because once you start something with someone else, you neglect the little things with your partner, you move weird and become inconsistent. Y’all even start lying about things you have no business lying about.
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Children with no manners really raise my blood pressure.
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@kharisizm
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4 years
Probably an unpopular opinion but I think they should stop announcing country's first cases. We should all just assume and act like this virus is everywhere, because it is.
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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JUST IN: First coronavirus case in Amsterdam
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@kharisizm
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2 years
We don’t hate to admit it, we dislike that society is rigged that way to begin with and that people trade mediocre partnerships for the illusion of ease.
@_slimarella_
SLIM
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as much as y’all hate to admit it, partnership makes life a whole lot easier.
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Automating bills, savings & investments. Stretching every morning & evening. Prioritising community/my village. Using a calendar for everything. Learning 1-2 high value skills. Embracing my signature fits. Having combination goals. Saying no (even more).
@AhniyahGold
Ah-Niyah Gold
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I need to know what everyone is doing to make life easier for themselves in 2024. That’s the advice I need
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@kharisizm
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3 years
@haniimhome I give it .. 3 days before someone finds the context he’s probably leaving out.
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@kharisizm
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3 months
Even insurance companies and law enforcement discourage posting in real time for regular people but you got it, beloved.
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@kharisizm
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5 years
You cc'd half the company to call me out, but when it's evident you were in the wrong, your cc button is broken. Issokay issokay! Mine works just fine 🥰
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@kharisizm
kharis.
5 years
Yup. Because fit doesn’t have a look.
@AustAmpeloquio
AUSTIN AMPELOQUIO
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Andy Ruiz was never unathletic..let’s just make that clear. 260+ and more agile than a lot of middleweights out there.
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@kharisizm
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Took ages for me to say this confidently & believe it. Used to think I was “respecting myself” by not tolerating mistreatment but I’ve decided not to tolerate mediocrity either. I deserve the energy I give & no dusty man or bitter woman can convince me I’m asking too much.
@stillgold3
Imari 🌹
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I deserve to be loved, the way that I love
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@kharisizm
kharis.
3 years
Wedding off, relationship done.
@GranvilleSoi
Elf ǝlqᴉpǝɹɔuI
3 years
Bachelor party was lit....
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@kharisizm
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1 year
Nope. I’m not a seed being buried, an arrow being pulled back, a diamond building under pressure or whatever else people say to endure hard times. I’m human and I don’t do unnecessary hardship, so I reevaluate and make changes to be comfortable again.
@PabiieR
Parbiie ✨
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Do you guys believe that when everything gets extremely tough in your life , that’s when you’re actually near a break through ?
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@kharisizm
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@findingmalo It’s super off putting, especially when you know that people will learn and unlearn skills/traits for things they do want, like an undisciplined person getting it together for the gym or a career. Just say “I don’t want to change that part of me” and I’ll respect you more 😂
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@kharisizm
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3 years
Two takeaways: - English is a bottom 2 language. - Friendships were much more complex, valued & respected in earlier societies.
@TaariqIsmail
Taariq Ismail
3 years
In Arabic, there are 12 levels of friendship. Most of our 'friends' are level 5 or below, and many of us don't have a single level 12 friend 🤯 Here are the levels: 1. Zameel - someone you have a nodding acquaintance with ⬇️
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@kharisizm
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3 years
If I’m working on my internet, electricity, phone bill and devices, in the spaces I pay to be in, where I’m more productive AND I’m saving you a fortune on commercial rent… the only direction my salary can go is up.
@uncletypewriter
𝕱𝖎𝖆𝖘𝖈𝖆.* 𝚆𝙽𝙲
3 years
Would you accept slightly less salary in order to have a remote job?
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@kharisizm
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@InDo_TheDopest @King_Primus_ Agreed, plus if he was smart he would’ve made it a teachable moment about being flexible/balanced and realistic about food. So called ‘trainers’ like him are part of why people fall off so hard and so often.
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@kharisizm
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1 year
We shudder at how bad media was for girls in the early 00s but tell me this isn’t close?
@ilovedeadmalls
cryogenic nancy
1 year
omfg good morning tik tok
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@kharisizm
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6 years
I wasn’t born in the wrong era. This generation is actually amazing.
@jaywitbenefits
Jaywithbenefits
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Unpopular opinion: Millennial Edition
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@kharisizm
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@RejiYates If there’s any truth to this new storyline, I legitimately see her snapping. Don’t really care for her personally but I do hope she has a good support system for the sake of holding it together for her kids. Because… yeah.
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@kharisizm
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2 years
My only concerns in life are enjoyment, peace and community. There isn’t anything else I’m invested in.
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@kharisizm
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4 years
This is muted now but s/o to the men QTing/replying to snitch on themselves and confirm it’s true. Ladies, do what you like with that info ✨
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@kharisizm
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Spending 250K to be in the depths of the ocean during an orca uprising is a choice.
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@kharisizm
kharis.
3 years
Every time y’all respond to this with “Men change for who they want to change for” you give hope to a woman who thinks that she’ll be that one. There is no such thing as real change if it’s for another person.
@nhoodpublicist
The Neighborhood Publicist
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I really want women to stop thinking they are the exception to the rule. However that man treats everybody else consistently, is how he will treat you. You are not special. You are not different. You are not going to make him a better man.
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@kharisizm
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I accept gratitude in USD/GBP/EUR.
@LoopJamaica
Loop Jamaica
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Prince Charles says UK owes Caribbean community 'debt of gratitude'
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I really love honest, transparent, self-aware people.
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6 months
They mocked the thinkpieces, told everyone to mind their business, said no one could possibly judge, insisted people were overreacting… Anyway. The north remembers.
@Black_Daria1
Blanche NeverHo
6 months
Women tried to tell y’all that his public reaction to KeKe Palmer being serenaded by Usher was a red flag, but folks (especially men) swore he was just fighting for his family, blah blah blah. I hope her and that baby get some much needed protection and peace.
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@BermyJB Corporate sass via literary devices??
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5 years
Berta never disappoints.
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@kharisizm
kharis.
3 years
If I see “I asked God for a man who’d love me forever & He sent me a son” one more time… so help me God.
@jiggyjayy2
MAY18TH
3 years
Honestly, emotional incest really bother me like please stop treating your son like "the man you needed in your life"
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@kharisizm
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5 years
Your upbringing shapes your perceptions but as an adult, you shape and take responsibility for your behaviour. "The way you are" can't be blamed on Mom & Dad forever.
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@kharisizm
kharis.
5 years
Did you know if you mix champagne and Hennessy you can time travel
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@kharisizm
kharis.
6 months
You can’t - even people who are fully committed and happily in love can d:e. You promise them that you’ll do your utmost to provide a safe, beautiful, happy & healthy childhood no matter who is present.
@fineassnayyyy
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I'm not having kids unless i can promise them a two parent household
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@kharisizm
kharis.
1 year
This. People keep talking about not budgeting well enough, crunching the numbers and doing the math, while ignoring there’s an entire class who don’t think about the numbers at all. Ever.
@narcography_
paula.
1 year
£85k a year isn’t rich. Neither is £100k or even £200k imo. Capitalism has us believing that being able to live without actually having to think about money at every waking moment is a luxury labelled as “rich”. Nah son, the 1% are rich & the rest of us are debating over scraps
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@kharisizm
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@stfucarly “Because I am the best” Energy. I have decided to stan.
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@kharisizm
kharis.
5 years
Morning thoughts: Can I get ready in 10 mins? Do I really need this job? I could go to the airport & disappear right now. Who's stopping me from going to work in this towel? Too late to call out. Should I do my hair? The rose microfibre towel, with a belt. Could work. 6 minutes?
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@kharisizm
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S/o to Paul 🎉 vasectomies make so much sense.
@mpstl
Mpstl. Marvin Uche
4 years
Haha!
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Just when I was planning on being a child of the Lord again #LEMON @rihanna
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kharis.
5 years
wholesome.
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4 years
real in real life.
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🍯 still.
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@kharisizm
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2 years
They joke and brag about doing this ALL the time. “I’m gonna get you pregnant” should always be considered a threat, especially if you have a lot going for you.
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@kharisizm
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5 years
bienvenidos.
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@kharisizm
kharis.
6 years
I’m not even from this country, what time is my flight?
@Delikwu
David Elikwu FRSA ⚔️
6 years
Harder question - you're offered your dream job, a 200k salary increase, a house, and unlimited expenses - but it's abroad and if you go you can never return to this country. Are you taking it?
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@kharisizm
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Do you guys not think it's insane that instead of encouraging people to take better care of themselves, you label older parents as selfish for burdening their young kids with caring for them in old age or losing them early.
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@kharisizm
kharis.
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This is like when deadbeats use the same baby pic of their kid bc they’re not involved enough to have recent pics.
@KensingtonRoyal
The Prince and Princess of Wales
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Wishing Archie a very happy 2nd birthday today. 🎈🎂 📷 Chris Allerton
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@kharisizm
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Great advice for people trying to find their personal or signature style next year. Like anything, it takes practice.
@Darkskindchk
Josephine
5 months
Let’s all commit to dressing up at least 2 days a week for 2024. Even with nowhere to go.
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@kharisizm
kharis.
6 years
Moved 3000+ miles from a tiny island to a huge city in a different country, only to start a new job and see a girl from high school on my second day. Both of us just sat there like
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@kharisizm
kharis.
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