Ken
@kenamarit
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Long time listener, first time caller. Chiptune jams as @chippopotamusic
Brooklyn
Joined October 2011
How wet do you have to be before a restaurant’s hostess turns you away at the door? Surely if you show up dressed well but soaking wet they’re going to turn you away, so what’s the threshold.
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today in "netflix could be better at promoting things," palme d'or winner hirokazu kore-eda created and showran a series for them that comes out in 8 days. I'm guessing you don't know that!!
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If I’ve read a book but don’t remember any of it, does it count as reading it?
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Damn I’m for sure using emojis incorrectly, I just don’t know which ones 😬
a few years back, I was helping a client with product work. they added me to their slack. i was being active, thumbing up posts, and adding what i thought was a large smile to posts: 😬
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what is the crime for which the turkey was sentenced to death & the sentence nullified by the US President? & what guarantee do we have that the turkey won't be executed anyway, as soon as the cameras are gone.
Tune in as I pardon the National Thanksgiving Turkey.
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Oversized glasses are low key goated in situations where being a librarian is the vibe
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first person to make a sweater must have been so deranged. saw a sheep with wool and said "let me wear that"
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i feel this pain
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what does it mean that someone "can cook"? is it enough that you can follow a recipe? if yes, does that mean that any functionally literate person without disabilities can cook? if "can cook" is something more, what is it? the ability to improvise a dish?
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I don’t play overwatch but this seems like the obvious expected outcome
Overwatch ranked rule #4: If someone tells you to switch in a very rude way, you have every right to stay on that hero out of spite even if it makes you lose the game
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Got 20 min of free wifi on this flight why did I waste so much time here 🙃
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On the subway, just faked taking a selfie to sneak a candid shot. Really hammed it up 😂🤣
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she’s a 10 but she feeds you poisonous mushrooms to keep you weak and vulnerable and dependent on her
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