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@keil3y
keiley
8 months
Busan 🇰🇷
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@keil3y
keiley
19 days
They made him bald with ugly teeth because we’d all side with him if he looked like this in the film
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19 days
Austin Butler behind the scenes training for Dune Part Two as Feyd-Rautha
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@keil3y
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2 years
Sylvanian drama never misses
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@keil3y
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3 years
only Eurovision has THIS range #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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1 year
How it feels walking literally anywhere since everyone has suddenly started vaping #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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2 years
When you go out with your friends without discussing the dress code #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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2 years
every time the presenters make their painfully unfunny jokes #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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2 years
me seeing #heatwave trending in the uk
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@keil3y
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1 year
Italy’s backing dancers #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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3 years
when i get surprised at the plot twists even though i've read the books #ShadowAndBone
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@keil3y
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2 years
Sweden following up Moldova's bop with another ballad #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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10 months
Me checking my emails every five seconds to see if Ticketmaster have sent me a Taylor code
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@keil3y
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1 year
No one: Cyprus’s staging: #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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1 year
Me after being in the Oxford street primark for more than 5 minutes
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@keil3y
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3 years
we really are the only country who would be proud of this #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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3 years
Just voted for Italy #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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1 year
SERBIA SLAYED #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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3 years
me @ all of Europe if Italy don't win #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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3 years
Me and the girls after we have been vaccinated #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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3 years
Just going to pretend I didn't see "no Grealish" trending
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@keil3y
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1 year
Me when the photographer at results day tried to take a photo of me looking disappointed at my gcse grades
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1 year
Pickford went full Sopranos "OH!" mode
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@keil3y
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10 months
Me outside Ticketmaster HQ because I haven’t got my Taylor Swift code yet
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@keil3y
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3 years
@WizardJenkins This is mine
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@keil3y
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1 year
Maneskin live is honestly one of the best shows I’ve ever been to in my life
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@keil3y
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1 year
Do we really need another ballad….. #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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4 months
Rocky needs to keep his nose out or he’s next #eastenders
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@keil3y
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18 days
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@keil3y
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3 years
Me trying to go 5 seconds without saying "get Grealish on"
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@keil3y
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10 months
Keep crying about it
@SeanSemanko
Sean Semanko
10 months
(1/18) THREAD🧵: #Barbie HATES men and HATES Barbie. It's the worst movie I have seen since the feminist reboot of "Ghostbusters" in 2016. It's insanely preachy and direct with its message: men are bad and women are good. I'll elaborate. * #BarbieTheMovie SPOILERS*
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@keil3y
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5 months
Maneskin concerts are always the best time 🫶🏻
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@keil3y
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1 year
When i put “kind regards” at the end of an email which contains the phrase “as per my last email”
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@keil3y
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3 years
Me using the green screen filter on tiktok #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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3 years
Literally the nicest person I've ever met in my entire life 💗 @benbarnes I'm actually in love with you
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@keil3y
keiley
1 year
They should name this the "instantly shit yourself" combo lol
@Ciaranxo
Terminally Von der Leyen
1 year
An absolutely insane combo... but such a good price
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@keil3y
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1 year
the theme would have to be 2010 xfactor contestants
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@keil3y
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3 years
I GOT A FIRST IN MY DEGREE!!!!!
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@keil3y
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1 year
They’re right though because teenage me would definitely have got this monstrosity tattooed on me
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@dearrgrvity
c ⋆ ゚✧
1 year
please do not get tattoos as a teenager 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 unless they’re like super small I say this bc I care and I don’t want you to waste money on something you’re gonna regret in your mid twenties
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@keil3y
keiley
11 months
TANJIRO GET BEHIND ME
@PallasHarribel
Yu 💫
11 months
Should be common knowledge by now that Tanjiro is the worst new gen mc
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@keil3y
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2 years
me and my brothers when my mum makes stew for dinner #ImACeleb
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@keil3y
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1 year
Sukuna 🤪
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@keil3y
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1 year
Me seeing the Star Wars celebration autograph & photo op prices
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@keil3y
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2 years
I was worried the longer episodes would drag but now im wishing they were 2 hours each, I need more!!! #strangerthings
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@keil3y
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1 year
New home for all my books 📚
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@keil3y
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2 months
one time when we were out, me and my friend had to basically beg a Greek man to take pity on us and make us food before he closed shop because everywhere else was closed, and it was only midnight 💀 24 hour London my arse
@MayorofLondon
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan
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London is leading the world in its 24-hour policy with other global cities looking to us for inspiration. London's Night Czar spoke earlier about her role, championing the nighttime economy and representing 1.3m workers.
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@keil3y
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2 years
Nah why is naughty boy telling everyone he has contraband 😭😭 #ImACeleb
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@keil3y
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3 years
I GOT A FIRST IN MY DISSERTATION 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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@keil3y
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2 years
#BookofBobaFett I'm gonna sue Disney for emotional damage
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@keil3y
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8 months
Bc I can spend it abroad with no charges 🫶🏻
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@keil3y
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3 years
🌱🍐🌳🍃💚🍀🌿🍏
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@keil3y
keiley
1 year
Im so sorry but people like this are weirdos 😭 what does her decision have to do with you? Doesn’t stop you from starting a family in your 20s, does it?
@meghaverma_art
Megha
1 year
Not enough girls are being yelled at by their moms for making dumb decisions in their 20s. I know a girl who moved half way around the world to go to med school at age 26, leaving bf of 6 years. And will “think about starting a family when she’s done residency”. Peak stupidity.
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@keil3y
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4 days
These jobless people who have no connection to a venue inventing a queueing system and expecting everyone to follow it is so crazy to me 😭
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@keil3y
keiley
1 year
I find it so weird how you lot treat criminal trials like they’re some kind of reality tv show
@MrDennisByron
Dennis Byron
1 year
The biggest mistake #ToryLanez judge made in his case was not allowing cameras in the courtroom. This is 2022 and with this much interest in a case why wasn't cameras allowed.
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@keil3y
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3 years
Only reason I survived uni @FifiKhan99 👩🏻‍🎓❤
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@keil3y
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1 year
Right so when all the hospital staff, paramedics & nurses quit and move to different jobs because the pay & working conditions are so terrible, what then?
@Skye_Lloyd
S K Y E
1 year
Could someone please explain the nhs strikes to me cos I genuinely don’t get it? They knew the pay when they joined? Health care assistants pushing tea trolleys and giving out pills need a pay increase why? Average ambulance paramedic wage is £27k? Average nurse wage is £33k??
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@keil3y
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2 years
I passed my theory test!!!!!🎊🎊🎊
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@keil3y
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1 year
Damiano’s voice is heaven in my ears
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@keil3y
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3 years
27 grand for this piece of paper 😍😍
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@keil3y
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2 years
"Hayden Christensen as Darth Vader" 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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@keil3y
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7 months
Unintentionally found a cafe which looks the same as the book I’m currently reading ☕️
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@keil3y
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3 years
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@keil3y
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2 years
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@keil3y
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1 year
Switzerland if they had to go just one (1) singular year without entering a curly haired brunette man to perform a ballad #Eurovision
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@keil3y
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3 months
I’d rather tape a thousand helium balloons to myself and float to my destination than fly with wizz air 😭
@notLuri
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3 months
Who’s flown on Wizz Air? Because Ryanair is lowwwwwwwwkey taking the piss with prices
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@keil3y
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11 months
The line organisation for the weeknd in Manchester is abysmal. Doors opened over an hour ago and we’ve moved 2 cm
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@keil3y
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3 years
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@keil3y
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3 years
@iluvrasouloulah i was sitting here acting shocked at the darkling being bad..... what was there to be shocked about, this isn't new 🤣🤣
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@keil3y
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2 years
Christmas in Disney is the best ☃️❄
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@keil3y
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2 years
The way I'm literally on Naboo rn 😭
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@keil3y
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3 years
me everytime they use a quote from the book #ShadowAndBone
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@keil3y
keiley
1 year
His answer is a bit silly anyway because if some random guy started watching me workout, I’d be uncomfortable. How am I supposed to know he’s trying to “learn something new”?
@jasebyjason
Jason Okundaye
1 year
You can’t tell me this isn’t incel adjacent sorry
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@keil3y
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2 years
did bridgerton buy their costumes from shein lol
@historicalfits
empress sissi
2 years
regency dress: emma vs bridgerton
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@keil3y
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1 year
"However environment also plays a big role" so you agree? It's nurture, not nature, that makes boys and girls act differently?
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@kingroyce01
Mr. Coker
1 year
@TheFineFeminine At this age, girls have more sense of duty, domestic skill and cooperation. Boys catch up later. However environment also play a big role, if it was in Japan with Japanese kids,they would have lived like responsible adults
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@keil3y
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2 years
@marksandspencer I'm lactose intolerant, Marks and Spencer 😪😪😪😪😪😪
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@keil3y
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3 years
Had the best graduation today @UniofHerts 👩🏻‍🎓 first class degree, I did that!!!
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@keil3y
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2 years
I'm too young for people to be romanticising the years I was a teenager 😭
@5sosinthecone
ANNAMARIA SAW 5SOS TWICE
2 years
IMAGINE BEING A TEENAGER IN 2014 I WOULD ACTUALLY KILL FOR THAT
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@keil3y
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2 years
naughty boy has the same energy as 7 year old me telling my parents I'm leaving home because they said I couldn't have any sweets #ImACeleb
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@keil3y
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3 years
My house after this match #ThreeLions
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@keil3y
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2 months
My cat does this when I kiss his little forehead
@darlingsebs
laurenミ☆
2 months
tell me this man doesn��t sound like stitch
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@keil3y
keiley
3 years
I've just had a copy of The Octunnumi arrive, but I cannot for the life of me remember ordering it??? I don't even think I've heard of this book until now?? I'm so confused 😅
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@keil3y
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1 year
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@keil3y
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2 years
I wish I could show this to Ron Swanson
@hansmollman
Mollie Goodfellow
2 years
sorry but look at this woodwork
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@keil3y
keiley
1 year
well this is stupid. If you think someone needs help in the gym, it’s not hard to ask them first instead of invading their space and touching them without consent???
@ScarTissue101
Yemi Web Master
1 year
@fridaslave @gyarufem @amazonBeau He's right. The caption in the video claimed she didn't need help but the video itself showed otherwise. I find it laughable because, if she had been a guy with that caption, people would have blamed ego and talked about how men don't want to accept when they need help.
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@keil3y
keiley
3 years
Noooo don't be devastated you're so sexy aha x
@JackGrealish
Jack Grealish
3 years
Absolutely devastated.. I can’t actually explain what it means personally the way the fans have acted this past 7 weeks.. To every single one of youse, I hope I can repay you… 😢❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@keil3y
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7 months
passed my driving test with 0 faults 😁😁😁😁😁😁
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@keil3y
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4 months
Misa 🍎
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@keil3y
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3 years
It's boujee baby 💗🌸🎀
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@keil3y
keiley
11 months
“If someone is new to line drying and wants to start doing it” is the funniest phrase I’ve ever read
@lingerie_addict
Cora Harrington
11 months
It's the same reason why, if someone is new to line drying and wants to get started doing it, I'm not going to suggest they start with towels and comforters. You start with bras. Sweaters. Delicate things made of silk or lace that you want to take better care of.
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@keil3y
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2 years
Cutest little piggy 🐷
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@keil3y
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1 year
When you’re having a clear out and start trying on random clothes you find at the back of your wardrobe #eurovision
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@keil3y
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3 years
this is the best line from Shadow and Bone
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@keil3y
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4 months
No long talk G, you already know🙏🏻. Cakes and candles my sister @loren__95 🎂🕯️
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@keil3y
keiley
2 years
....so we're all in agreement that naughty boy got a far too easy trial and needs to do the next one #ImACeleb
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@keil3y
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2 years
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@keil3y
keiley
1 year
Doing maths in sixth form would have killed me off
@thetimes
The Times and The Sunday Times
1 year
He has promised to replace A-levels with a British Baccalaureate requiring all students to study core subjects such as English and maths into the sixth form, but would cut the number of exams 16-year-olds have to sit
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@keil3y
keiley
2 years
Every time I ignore my lactose intolerance, I think it will be okay and every time I am proven wrong
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@keil3y
keiley
5 months
I did one of those cap cut year end templates and why is it actually so cute 😭😭
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@keil3y
keiley
3 years
I ordered a laptop stand off Etsy specifically to avoid Amazon and it arrived in Amazon packaging
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@keil3y
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2 years
Me since starting an office job
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@keil3y
keiley
1 year
Whoever’s idea this was is sick in the head 😭
@Telegraph
The Telegraph
1 year
✉️ Royal Mail has apologised after a manager announced an 11 per cent pay rise for staff, only to later reveal it was an April Fool’s Day prank
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@keil3y
keiley
3 years
Look at this completely necessary purchase I made today
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@keil3y
keiley
2 years
I got excited over Max Rebo being in #TheBookOfBobaFett and all I could think about was this tumblr post 😭
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