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@colekatt
@PStreetjuicetv
Like, why are we praying for him rather than his victim(s)?!
He's the problem!!
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No one can convince me that whoever paid for 100 Land cruisers cannot be traced.
BREAKING:
Local terrorists, al-Qaeda factions are preparing for conflict with Wagner in northern Mali.
Good luck to them, they'll need it...
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PDP sat down, looked at the people that sabotaged the party in 2015, and decides one of them must be its presidential aspirant.
Then got mad that unaligned voters took them for the clowns that they are.
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@theglowstitches
@Naija_PR
@PaboskiW
The best part of your tweet is "she must not quit her job".
She's mad!!
She went against their agreement, now she wants to quit her job?
So that the entire financial burden will be on his head?
In this economy?
If she quits, he should leave her to fend for herself.
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The owner has told you guys to stop using her factory for your propaganda.
She's known to us and her investment in Nigeria did not start under Buhari or because of him.
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Those who cannot govern competently are looking to regulate social media because it holds their feet to the fire.
They hate SM because it is not full of dumb praise-singers who will hail any silly thing their masters do.
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El-Rufai going from a very competent FCT minister to a very divisive Kaduna governor is proof of how important leaders are.
Under OBJ, El-Rufai was forced to hide his divisive tendencies and focus on delivering results because his boss demanded results.
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@Chizzystiches
@JoshuaKesena
He's not rubbing his wife in other women's face, he's putting her in those places as a reminder to himself.
He's not trying to scare women away, he's reminding himself the price of messing up.
He's taking responsibility, not trying to blame others.
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@reidEM_nTweet
@MarlandLowe
@banks_jasamine
Like!!!
He doesn't want him to move his hands but somehow wants him to turn the car off!!
Once his hand is out of sight, boom!!
He's already claimed he saw a gun.
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@SilksSon1
@Michaella_Moore
No, it isn't.
What's wrong is being immature and having to play silly games because of sex.
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The Supreme Court used to be the most respected court in Nigeria.
Since Buhari, it has become the court where "technicalities" have been used to pervert justice.
Even when the lower courts have done the right thing, the Supreme Court has overturned them.
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@Gov_Jo_204
@SuaineHarris
@TheRoot
Isn't that why Serena kept getting tested?
They were trying to figure out how she kept beating their champion who was doped up!!
Too bad they weren't testing for melanin. They'd have nailed her then for sure!!
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@Olumidy007
@OneJoblessBoy
OBJ did not seize state allocation.
Educate yourself.
What OBJ withheld was LG money, not state money.
Same OBJ is the reason Lagos did BRT and started fixing Lekki-Epe.
That OBJ FG partnered with LASG to build lightrail and Badagry expressway.
Where are those projects now?
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What
@akintollgate
did this afternoon in advocating for Qudus is another example of why Nigeria quasi-intellectuals are not respected.
How do you advocate for someone who pushed for and fueled bogotry/xenophobia basically saying "it's just politics"?!
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I went through the quotes and can't find a single (obviously) Muslim doctor weighing in on this issue.
I think Muslim doctors need to weigh in and educate Muslims who think this is about discrimination, rather than safety.
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@JollofAssassin
@M4mimie
Why did he only mention girls though, like guys don't do the same?!
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@EagleRye
@benhundeyin
"actual police work" is securing the lives of Nigerians.
Responding to suicidal people is part of that work, especially in a country where we really don't have social workers like that.
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PDP boys are so desperate to see Igbos cry for not supporting Atiku.
It's laughable really.
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@SistahSoul71
@ritaresarian
@Jbrous14
He's taking up their slack!!
What a good little brother!!!
Lol
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Nigerians want cashless policy, Nigerians don't want to be stranded because their bank or network provider decides to mess up.
Cashless policy cannot work when the required supporting infrastructure is very unreliable.
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@Princemoye1
Are you sure you're meant to be the police PRO?
This is the second time I'm seeing such a poor response from you.
You expect people to stand their ground against armed policemen who have a history of getting away with murder and successfully framing innocent people?
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You actually felt proud posting a picture of students having to rely on streetlights to read!!!
This is a university Twitter handle!!
Such a disgrace!!
What happened to their classrooms or hostels?
They obviously have no light in them and have to come and read outside!
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@olayemi_123
@koyegunle
A very stupid argument.
Not surprising though, seeing as it is coming from a Buhari supporter.
Just to be clear, nowhere in the world does the price of food appreciate like the price of real estate or other investments.
Meanwhile, why haven't salaries risen like price of land?
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@LIBGyal
Men with money don't need to cultivate anything else because women will take all the rubbish just to have access to that money.
You'd have been more accurate if you had blamed this on societal obsession with money rather than just men.
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@katvondawn
@Oneironaut7
@S_Nikolina
I think this simple explanation should have been included in your initial tweet.
Most won't bother digging or asking or searching for themselves.
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Tolu Ogunlesi claimed Abuja-Kaduna rail line did not exist before the elections.
Today, he tries to shift the claim to Abuja Metro.
When shown evidence that GEJ rode on it, he decides to claim it was a specific station that hadn't been built.
Same Tolu hates fake news.
😒😒😒
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Peter Obi got more than 900k votes in Lagos.
Imagine if INEC had provided adequate BVAS and staff to use them at all the big polling units, PO would probably have gotten more than 2 million votes from Lagos alone.
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There were more than 10 bombings in the North under Buhari and not a single Northern senator visited or donated money.
Immediately a southerner is in charge, they're suddenly rushing to form solidarity.
A bunch of fraudsters.
VIDEO: Northern senators visit victims of Kaduna bombing, donate N58m
The Northern Senators Forum (NSF) has paid a visit to the victims of a military air strike in Kaduna state.
The delegation of northern senators was led by Abdul Ningi, its chair, and Abdulaziz Yari, senator…
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@cpettway79
@TheBoyHome
Both.
Include the stepfather too!!
All the adults in his life failed him.
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@PoliceNG
Yes, it is provocative.
Also, it is stupid to put guns in the hands of people with poor self-control.
Instead of looking for ways to blame the victims for the abuse your men mete on them, you should be taking steps to mitigate abuse by your men.
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They said Obi had no political value in Anambra, but Anambra became an APGA state because of Obi.
Now, he's about to turn Anambra into an LP state and Soludo is begging.
Worse is that he did it all without actually pushing for it.
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₦6m in 2014 was almost $40,000.
Now, it's about $5,000.
She got that much simply for a jewelry business because the government had vision.
Now, we have a government that lacks vision and people can now see that 6% GDP growth and 8% inflation weren't only paper statistics.
This! I won N6 million in YouWin Grant. I did not know anyone. I applied from OBS studio in NYSC camp Bayelsa.
I was just 21 years old.
Goodluck Jonathan changed my life. Forever thankful to him and Dr Ngozi Okonjo Iweala for the amazing business initiatives they pioneered.
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@donbazinni
@mamatee001
@elrufai
Spoken like a true patriot.
100% energy, 2% brains.
A little more brains would have helped expose that this road is not in Nigeria, but brains aren't needed in the patriot section of Nigerian twitter
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@Princemoye1
Policemen will setup checkpoints in areas with no network coverage so that people cannot call for help and your response is "I've told you to stop paying them"?
Is this a refusal to empathize and understand what people are going through?
Or are you covering up for your men?
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@BenHundeyin
@koyegunle
Why not create a database for stolen vehicles so that it becomes easy for buyers to verify?
You're not creating any tools to help with that due diligence and yet are placing an unrealistic burden on buyers.
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Tinubu is surrounded by dullards who manage to sound smart while saying absolutely nothing worth-while.
This is why his government will fail, because these people will advice him to continue down the path to ruin, telling him those warning otherwise are haters.
BANKS CULPABLE IN DAMAGING OUR ECONOMY
Very Unfortunate that the BANKS decided to continue screwing this poor country over. Listen to Mr Cardoso on AriseTV. Our Banks behaved like they are not part of the Nigerian economy, mopping up $7 billion into their own positions - under…
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@lovedoctor_dee
@AnnangQueen
Ìjẹ̀bú people have given full live goat as souvenirs before.
Fridges, freezers, all sorts.
Some will use Ghana-must-go to pack souvenirs for guests.
And, food not going round is the biggest way you can mess up your image.
Excess is the name of the game.
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@T_akinpade
@iykimo
They did fight Abacha.
The silent/missing part is why.
The sold it as a fight for democracy but it was actually a fight for themselves and their cronies.
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@olayemi_123
@koyegunle
What makes this argument even more stupid is the fact that the price of rice has risen more than the price of land all over Nigeria.
How many locations in Nigeria have seen the price of land appreciate by 100% since Buhari became president?
But rice has gone up 300%!
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@Chant_ella
Problem with women who think like this is that they're generally selfish.
Here you are demanding empathy and a particular type of response, while you haven't actually shown empathy to the person you're demanding it from.
What if he's had a terrible day himself?
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@CNNAfrica
@segalink
@MBuhari
This was a president's reply.
Buhari isn't a president.
He's just a placeholder.
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Watching how APC fans go after Seyi Makinde should be proof enough for all those who try to claim the hate for GEJ was due to his incompetence.
Is Seyi incompetent?
Why are APC people more interested in him than in their own governors?
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@astrostarannie
@Misundastudent
The girls really are victims of a failed society.
Why would a 13yo be focused more on looking 20 than on enjoying her teenage years?
Yeah, I know kids want to be like adults but where is the necessary proper adult guidance for these kids?
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@aregbs
@friddah_
@SuperTobii
@MyFCMB
She's the one who should have thought of the consequences before keeping customers waiting.
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@ZodiacKillahh
@steph_veras
She's only gon' be bitter about 1 person when she hears the truth.
She can't be bitter about a man who's not her father.
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Being committed to upholding the truth means not claiming something is false or incorrect until you're actually sure it is.
A system that mainly fact-checks only one candidate is not a system committed to upholding the truth.
We hereby state that
@PeterObi
was correct. And we regret the error & apologise to Obi.
The Nigeria Fact-checkers’ Coalition (NFC) is non-partisan and committed to upholding the truth and curbing the spread of false information ahead of the 2023 general elections.
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I remember when Tolu, Henry, Omojuwa and co were calling for Yale to rescind NOI's doctorate.
Since then, she's been getting top appointments the world over and those clowns have been stuck trying to defend the clown they helped out in office.
It can pain!!!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All those who ignored progress under OBJ to GEJ and were demanding perfection now want us to focus on progress under a regressive admin?
Poverty rate went from 33% to 63% but you're talking about progress?
Unemployment went from 8%-33% and you talk about progress?
No matter how you look at it or how much of a critic you’re, the goodness the Buhari administration brought outweighs its failures. And that’s what we should be aiming at as a nation.
Our eyes should be on progress and not perfection. I believe we’ll get there gradually.
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Again, I repeat: Buhari was the worst decision that could have been made in 2015 and my people made it.
Everything going on now could have been prevented, but guys preferred pipe dreams to reality.
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@elrufai
Your only issue with Obi is that he (validly) questioned your reason for being in his state during elections.
You did not live there, owned no property there and wanted to be accorded special treatment without the necessary documents/clearance.
Is that not corruption?
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@Helnarr
@SassyE
@_ToParisAndBack
Like!!
What if there had been complications?
What if she had died?
And the fool is beefing that she's had a tummy tuck and had the stretch marks removed?
He should have been ordered to pay for all that!!
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@harikondabolu
He took advantage of a fear, not a reality.
He tried to give life to a fear and it came back to bite him.
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@BenAdegoriola
@Obongowoibesik1
Malaysia sells palm oil and Ukraine and Russia also have huge markets for their Canola oil.
It's not about the type of oil you sell but about the intelligence you use to sell it and invest the proceeds.
Selling just to go and pop bottles in the club or spray at parties isn't it
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@PoliceNG
For your information, barely any one of their victims ever dared them to shoot.
Was it Kolade Johnson who dared them to shoot?
Or that woman killed in Abuja last year or so?
Or that woman selling by the roadside?
Or the Keke napep driver who didn't want to pay N50?
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@opeadeoye
@the4eyeddaddy
False.
GEJ did not need to go.
2nd, even if you have a bad tire on your car, do you replace it with a worse one?
The more important question in 2015 was whether Buhari was better than GEJ, and that was the question most of you refused to give a thought to.
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Ayo, it is time you stopped making excuses and accept that you fell for propaganda.
The intellectual dishonesty that has you ignoring all that GEJ did just to be able to say he was "wishy-washy" is not a good look.
Accept your error and learn from it.
What made GEJ’s regime so annoying—so irritating on a personal level—was this: he wasted the presidency of Nigeria.
No one asked him to be an imperial president, but he ought to have been a crisis president. The last few years of his time were a crisis period in Nigeria. But the…
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@_Tobolos_
@cremechic11
Cote d'Ivoire winning could lead to the whole country running mad.
From thinking they were out to winning the tournament?!
Ọmọ!!
More importantly for CAF, it all happened without controversy!!
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@KillingPython
Any truck moving anything is a target in Lagos.
That's the Lagos that Tinubu built.
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@Blessingojeks
@Ada1_of_lagos
Students need to learn to write formal letters of complaint addressed to the university senate.
It then becomes an issue they cannot easily ignore.
Verbal complaints can be disregarded easily
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Funny how people who had a problem with port clearing times of under a week under GEJ suddenly don't know what clearing times are under Buhari.
Import o, export o, everything has gone to the dog's, but the major critics have become sport analysts calling out DSTV.
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Ajimobi misappropriated land and Seyi collected it back long before he even fell ill.
He dies and his wife wanted to Bury him on land the state govt has retrieved from him.
Now, APC ediots are calling Seyi out for not falling for the trick.
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@TexTheLaw
Nigerians are snobs.
We don't respect time and skills and therefore look down on all jobs that are "professional" jobs.
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@BikinisWings
@Influential_guy
Funny thing is, your response shows that you're broke coded and trying to make up for it.
A normal, decent person wouldn't think he was broke-coded.
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@darerichie
@moe_rayo
Lagos is the prime definition of the rat race.
What is also most ironic is that Lagosians are stressing themselves to make money so that they can finally start to chill like those not living in Lagos.
They need the money to be able to buy some free time for themselves.
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Party supremacy, party supremacy, na so party scatter!!
Instead of pushing progressive ideology and getting people to join and stay based on choice, political party is acting like secret cult!!
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@LIBGyal
Note also that this doesn't apply to all women.
However, I've heard a lot of women get called names for not "securing the bag".
The "secure the bag" mentality is what's to blame, not men.
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@Devttorney
@theREDNigerian
Actually, no.
There were lots of opportunities for them back then because the number of educated people were not enough to fill the available jobs.
Now, there are many educated people but not enough jobs.
Worse, their generation's failures led us here.
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@seunosewa
@GazetteNGR
You're telling us that since 99, Tinubu has not been able to go back to any of those schools to get statements of results to prove that he attended said schools?
He hasn't been able to name a single classmate from GCI in over 20 years of making that claim.
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@NaijaGoldaMeir
@humblecute
Even car owners get to work late on rainy mornings in Lagos.
Rain can turn 1hr 3rd Mainland traffic into a 3hr trip.
S/he's just being unrealistic or looking for attention.
If the claim is real, then I pity this person's staff.
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@PreciousDeseo
@Ohdeebee
She should have reported him to ICE.
Him being already married before marrying her is enough for his documents to be invalidated.
That's the best way to get even with him.
Those family members dodging her calls will start begging to call her.
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@LIBGyal
After all, is it not women who allow men do all sorts of nasty things to them just because of money?
But the problem is the men, not the women who constantly show that they care about money more than anything else.
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@Lark2rule
@Matsamon
Also, should it be the police who determine who has the right to be anywhere or campus security?
In a situation like this, shouldn't the cops be calling campus security for assistance?
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Imagine protesting in favour of Tinubu in Rivers State where he allegedly wọn 44% of the votes.
If he won 44% of the votes cast, you would not need to ask people to support him.
Ex-Niger Delta militant, Asari Dokubo leads protest in Port Harcourt, asks Nigerians to accept Bola Tinubu as President-Elect.
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Tinubu is being sworn in today but Peter Obi is the target of many PDP boys.
Anyway, na why dem be "boys" be dat.
No different from the APC ones who think it is all a game.
This lack of focus was why APC was able to unseat the PDP and take over their territories.
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@aquarianseok
@StillAlive96
@jamishelves
That's the worst part.
Even people without smartphones can transfer funds instantly in 3rd world accounts.
Some don't even need to have an account, just a phone.
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@EmmanuelApara1
@TheGreatestIFE
That is because majority of Geology lecturers in Nigeria are failures who can't get jobs in the industry and therefore resort to teaching.
Brilliant people do not find joy in failing their students.
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@adarh9
@misscoolnshitt
First off, those people do not include as much corn syrup in their diets.
Second, I think they're actually more physically active.
3rd, what do they eat the bread, pasta and other meals with?
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@DavidHundeyin
@iykimo
@xniyi
@The_Odera_
Only PDP has the right to complain about the excesses of Peter Obi supporters.
APC should hide its head whenever such talk is going on.
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@NuclearBobo
@Naija_PR
Which part of this advice will give him the money needed to cater for the children?
Will he feed them with love and hope?
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@not_your_waifu1
@SilksSon1
@Michaella_Moore
So, every time you go home with a girl, it's only because of sex?
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@samlogic_
@Clarenceonyeks
Even politicians wey dey steal don dey find am hard to steal that much.
$1m went from being ₦155m to ₦1.4bn!!
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@OlaoluSofowora
@markessien
El-Rufai will handle the economy while Osinbajo handles security.
😐😐
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@OdogwuOgbete
@_MrsMalaprop
Ribadu, Atiku, Buhari, Pantami and so many "opposition" Northerners were supportive of BH instead of standing with the GEJ government to combat the menace.
Today, they try to claim they were simply against the extra-judicial killings by the army.
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Buhari is proof that goodwill and positivity will not turn an incompetent man into a competent leader.
It's not by prayers and congratulatory messages.
At the end of the day, Muhammadu Buhari will be remembered as that President who had every single ingredient to succeed in office — especially unprecedented public goodwill — but ultimately flattered to deceive, and eventually failed.
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@katvondawn
@Oneironaut7
@S_Nikolina
You wouldn't have to go through DMs explaining if the info is right there in the open.
Maybe just reply the main tweet with the explanation so it's easy for anyone to see and they can stop bombarding your DMs
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APC people can't come out to give you a 5-year scorecard for Buhari.
Instead, they're attacking Peter Obi.
Why does APC hate competent people so much?!
It is plagiarists like their current Speaker that they want us to be fauning over.
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@WalleLawal
@yabadooooo
See newspaper using "faux pas" on the back (sports) page and someone thinks some words are too big for regular use?
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@solomonapenja
@kingysly_01
@funnyblazing
Lagos that ordinary destruction of ballot boxes stopped them from coming out for the next election?
Na mouth dem get for dat side.
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@JirakLives
@Lark2rule
@Matsamon
So, they should have a system for identifying students shouldn't they?
There should be rules on what's expected from students when dealing with these police and vice versa IMO.
As for the woman who constantly calls cops on colored students, they should have noticed a trend...
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@solomonapenja
@B_ELRUFAI
Win wetin?
What did he actually win?
Being forced to make an apology isn't winning, it's losing.
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