Kate Lawler
@katelawler
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Presenter | DJ | Sunday Times Best Selling Author | Agent @BeccaBarrMGMT | Order my book below x
Joined January 2009
I forgot that yesterday was the anniversary of me winning Series 3 of @bbuk! How was this 18 years ago?🤯🤯🤯
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I woke Shirley up from a nap but she looks like she’s slept for seven days in a dustbin
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@KTHopkins @DawkinsReturns I live off this road Katie. What you have shared is a video outside the Finsbury Park Christadelphian Church and the City of Islington college. FP mosque is not anywhere in shot and about five minutes a walk away. Get your facts right before tweeting them. Twat.
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Just got home from a 60 minute dog walk in the rain. It's interesting how everyone can all of a sudden #StayAtHome in bad weather isn't it? 😂.
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No matter your thoughts on Jade, there is no doubt she was one of the most entertaining housemates of Big Brother. It’s tragic what happened to her, at such a young age too. 💔 #BBUK.
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@MailOnline @DailyMail The person who filmed this is just as bad. How can anyone watch an animal be abused like that and do nothing? Cowards!.
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Much like I couldn’t believe I was in the Big Brother house in this photo, I can’t believe @bbuk is really saying goodbye. Wishing @EmmaWillis and @Rylan lots of love for their final show tonight. I’ll cherish the memories forever. #BBUKFinal #BBUK 👁
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Suggestion. Anyone who's caught by the police leaving their dog/dogs inside a car when it's above a certain temperature should be fined or punished. DOGS DIE IN HOT CARS. HOW MANY MORE TIMES DO PEOPLE NEED REMINDING?.
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When the Queen dies, the PM will be told LONDON BRIDGE IS DOWN! What would your secret code be? I'd like 'THE DOG HAS LOST HIS TENNIS BALL'.
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THANK YOU @RSPCA_official for removing the cats from that lowlife’s care. I hope they’re re-homed to a kind, compassionate and decent family. They deserve all the love in the world. #KurtZouma.
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My darling Baxter is celebrating his 10th birthday today 💔🎂🎉🐶🎈
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It wasn’t just my husband who was delighted to see the return of The Premier League over the weekend …
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Hancock not winning #ImACeleb has even made me feel like a winner. 🥳🍾😂. Buzzing more of the British public didn’t vote for him. Seriously if I had champagne in the house I’d crack open a bottle. @JillScottJS8 to win ! ❤️.
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Eeeeeeeeeek! I've never watched an episode from my series, this is so exciting. x.
TONIGHT! We're going all the way back to 2002 to see some of the most memorable housemates EVER! 😀 Who was your favourite?.Join @ThisIsDavina & @Rylan for Big Brother: Best Shows Ever tonight at 9pm on @e4tweets! #BBUK
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Wow this takes me back 😂.
Series: Big Brother 3 (2002).Housemate: Kate Lawler (@katelawler).Status: Winner 🥇 (Day 64) . #BBUK #BBBestBits
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Lovely words from @Rylan and @ThisisDavina just now 🥺🥺 . (Not sorry I wore my England shirt though Rylan. It was part of my JOURNEY) 😂. #BBUK.
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Hands up if you were typing an angry tweet because Rahul wasn't given any extra time, but you stopped because suddenly we were told he's been given an extra 15 minutes? #GBBOFinal
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The dogs have seen so many people queuing outside grocery stores they think it’s compulsory for them too
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I don’t want to start a fight so I just did one of each. But just out of interest, which is correct? Left or right? 😜 #SconeWars
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Clock blocked.
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How smug were Alex and Sandy when Alison was announced? What was he on about? ‘The truth?’ I reckon these days Sandy probably believes that 5G causes Covid. #BBUK.
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#EURefResults I've always been proud to be British. Not today. Feeling genuinely shocked and saddened. BIG MISTAKE.
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This gets better every second I didn’t want it to stop.
Some people claim the Sistine Chapel is the peak of human made beauty. Wrong. It’s Viennetta being made:.
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Why is everyone so worried about having a clean bum hole? You can wash your nought for free in the shower. But sure, stockpile on loo roll instead of food which can actually keep you alive you toenails.
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When you’re expecting to see Kiosk Keith for the first time in a year and you get Kiosk Kev . #ImACeleb
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Fine, you can no longer care for your pet but for the love of god PLEASE don't abandon animals on the street. There are shelters all over the UK who can help find your pet a new home. This is the most upsetting video to watch. Thank goodness for the @RSPCA_official 💔.
The RSPCA has launched an investigation after a man was captured on CCTV abandoning a dog from a car in Stoke-on-Trent. For more news and video, head here:
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Iain Lee is EXACTLY what this series needed. A good kick up the arse. It’s been pretty average up until tonight. I also can’t believe not one person moved to Iain’s side of the bench once everyone made the decision to back Kez.💔 #ImACeleb.
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#BBUK Series 1 so pure they waited until the morning to have a group discussion around the table which went on for some time and they all remained incredibly calm 😂.
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Today I sat next to a woman and her pet chameleon on the London Underground. His name was Gulu and he was so calm. In fact I’ve never met a calmer chameleon.
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If you’re sad that @iainlee wasn’t in the final two, here’s my dog looking really happy in some festive socks. #ImACelebFinal
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I showered my dogs and now they look like they’re in Star Wars
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I’m watching #BBUK and it’s bringing back so many memories already. Sandy! His exit was phenomenal TBF.
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Ever get on the scales at home, then go to the toilet and get back on the scales to see if you weigh less? Asking for a friend.
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My ankle is hurting. My legs are in bits. But I finished the Marathon, check out my splits. 4 hours 52 minutes. Cheers for sticking by my side Paul! #TCSAmsterdamMarathon @DementiaRev 🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️
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When your dog positions his bottom right between a random man’s feet on the train. Whoever you are, thank you for being a gentleman and saying ‘Don’t worry he’s fine’. ❤️
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Everyone meet Pickles. We adopted her on Friday, I’m delighted to be her forever Mummy and want to know her breed! Been told she’s a Border Terrier cross. Perhaps with a Yorkie? Or Norfolk? Until the Dog DNA test, any ideas?❤️🐾 #AdoptDontShop
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Time flies when you’re having fun. @bbuk #2002 #throwbackthursday (Also why did I decide to wear my Mum’s net curtains from 1987 on the final night?) #BigBrother3
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I would happily stop watching @BritishBakeOff NOW and still say that was a brilliant episode. 👏👏👏 #GBBO
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Can’t put into words how much I love Baxter. I know he looks like he’s losing the will to live but I hope he feels the same. ❤️
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When is someone going to invent a pet microchip that works with an app, so that if your pet is lost or stolen, you can activate it, and see where the dog or cat is to the nearest few hundred metres or something?.
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More than 600 emergency calls to the @RSPCA_official over the past two weeks about dogs suffering in the heatwave. What's wrong with people? THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON/EXCUSE that warrants risking your pet's life by leaving them in a car on their own in this heat. 😔💔.
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Here we go then! My final show on @VirginRadioUK and today I’m playing three whole hours of my favourite songs I’ve picked myself. Ask your smart speaker to play Virgin Radio UK or it’s ❤️ Thank you for listening xx
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Back on @VirginMusicUK this afternoon from 4pm and today’s show is dedicated to Lord Benson. Rest in Paradise little man. You were one in a million. ❤️.
BENSON 🌈. My Boy, My World. 19/2/2006 - 22/7/2022 💔 . Please click on photo to read. #BTPOSSE #WHEELSRULE #NOLIMITS #ABILITY #INSPIRATION #DOGSOFTWITTER #LOVENEVERDIES
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Completed the London Marathon on Sunday in 5 hours 20 minutes and smashed the £10,000 fundraising target for @RSPCA_official with £21,000 so far 🤯❤️🐶🐾. THANK YOU ! 🙌. Donate 👉
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Shocking. @WestHam should hang their head in shame allowing Kurt Zouma on the pitch at all, let alone tonight. They’re legitimising animal abuse. What kind of message does this send to kids watching the game? Disgraceful. #SackKurtZouma.
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I wish I’d just gone to McDonalds and got hash browns. Full story on Instagram (thekatelawler) #FFS #WHYISUCKATLIFE
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He’s been checked over and given an anti-sickness injection. No food until tomorrow but the vet thinks Baxter is going to be okay. 🥰
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If you live near Wirral, a tall male in his 20s who drives a black Corsa is wanted after he threw this dog off a bridge. Ring any bells? Thankfully the doggy is OK. Please help find this despicable excuse for a human being.
.@RSPCA_official is appealing for information after a dog is thrown from a bridge in Wirral. Thankfully the dog is ok and is now in our care. Read more here:
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Happy New Year Kate is trending. Is this because you all appreciate what I’m wearing tonight?
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If anyone knows this dog or his owner I found him wandering #AlexandraGrove #FinsburyPark #NorthLondon tonight. All local vets closed. I can’t leave him. He’s an old, overweight staff and he’s really placid. #LostDog RT
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While some women exercise with a full face of makeup, perfect hair, and don’t even break a sweat, a gentle reminder that it’s totally normal to look like you’ve just been tumble-dried after a workout. #Redders 🍅
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How can you NOT have liked Jonny? I’m so glad Sandy jumped over the wall and left the house. Such negative energy. He’s defo watching this with a tin foil hat on. 😂 #BBUK.
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9 years on. Still smouldering. The Birthday boy Baxter is getting a steak for dinner today. ❤️🎂🎉🐶🥩
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Sacked off France. Thankfully, both our accommodations have fully refunded us and we're doing a staycation with the doggies instead. Porlock, Somerset here we come! :-).
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Plastic straws - bad for the planet. Paper straws - fall apart within minutes. Pasta straws? Perfection! 👏
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So many people moaning about this positive change. If you're not happy with paper bags then take your own? It's about time everyone took their own reusable shopping bags with them instead of relying on carrier bags/plastic bags for life.
Morrisons to remove plastic 'bags for life' and trial paper alternative
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Catching up on @bbcapprentice from last night and Kurran Pooni is 100% a robot. No human stands and moves like that. (Grey suit geezer)
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Couch to 40k in a day. Crazy or stupid? About to run the Amsterdam Marathon instead of the 8km for charity. Please give generously if you can to @DementiaRev by clicking the link in my bio xx 🏃🏼♀️😬🏃🏼♀️😬
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My eye is still gammy but at least I found a chemist that sells eye patches for £1.99 and I can pretend I’m in Kill Bill
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I really do have the best job in the world! Thanks to my lovely listeners and @jamieproducer we’ve already reached record figures for Drivetime on @VirginRadioUK #RAJAR 🥰
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Just filmed a TV show dressed as a cat and in order to get back from Elstree to @VirginRadioUK by 4pm I’ve had to leg it to the station in full makeup. Now I’m on the tube getting funny looks. At least I’ll make the show!🐱
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Homemade cinnamon rolls to distract you from all the anger on Twitter right now. If anyone is offended by these, I apologise in advance.
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This road is opposite my flat. I can’t believe a burst pipe has caused so much damage. Thinking of the poor people’s homes that are affected. What a nightmare. #FinsburyPark
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I’ve just seen people trying to debate the name of these things on Twitter. No debate required. They’re ICE POLES, always have been, always will be. If you call them ice pops, you’re a dingbat. @VirginRadioUK
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I tell you what is a crime. Someone who charges money for haircuts in Manitowoc. #MakingAMurderer
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Playing 1999 by Prince on @VirginRadioUK and I say to my colleague 'How old were you in 1999'? He says 'I was only 1'. HE WAS ONE in 1999! 🤢 . I was 19, working on checkouts in Waitrose and I had the hots for Dan who worked on the cheese counter. What were you doing in 1999?.
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Watching #BBUK with cake and a glass of red. The handsome just told me he fancied the pants off of Mel while I laughed at Nick Bateman tripping over the tyres. This is pure nostalgia already. ❤️.
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@EmAtack Who is calling you fat? 😏 I’ll pull their finger nails off for fifty quid if you like x.
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Can someone please explain why pubs only give you a shot of gravy with your Sunday lunch? . Gravy isn't expensive or difficult to make. If I owned a pub I'd be placing a pyrex jug of gravy on the table along with every roast.
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A guy just told a ticket barrier on the underground to fuck off. The most London commuter thing ever.
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Remember my parents brought over my Kong Man recently? Mum just sent me this photo of me when I was 8 on the day I was given it for my birthday. 😂
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This is Brandy. An 8 month old Yorkie cross who was born in rescue in Spain. She was adopted here in the UK but it didn’t work out with the family as their dog and Brandy didn't get on. She desperately needs a forever home, being the only dog in the household. Can you help? x
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I’ve just realised Kate Middleton is two years younger than me and she’s now given birth to THREE babies. That’s one incredibly busy vagina. I still don’t know if I’ll ever be ready for motherhood. .
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I don’t know what I love more. @noelfielding11 as @PrueLeith or @sanditoksvig as @PaulHollywood? Thank you @RadioTimes for giving me joy today and roll on the return of my fave show on tele #GBBO 🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁
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I'm so furious, shocked and upset by Kurt Zouma abusing his cat. I hope @RSPCA_official investigate this despicable act of animal cruelty and ban him from ever owning any animals. Sorry isn't good enough, he's shown the world what a scumbag he is and should be punished.
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I get married 7 months tomorrow so it's about time I start planning the wedding. First thing's first. Which garage DJ do I book for an hour of classics? . #Priorities.
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I am mature so I find this hilarious 😂.
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This is unbelievably sad. Sending love and strength to anyone who needs it right now. 💔.
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