😭😭🤣🤣cannot stand u

Ryan Day

Ryan Day is about to get himself fired because he and Chip Kelly would rather try to prove they're tougher than Michigan in the trenches, rather than just throwing to one of his 237 NFL wide receivers What a world.

I love you let me know which nfl team you are bandwagoning so I can buy Dom something reaaaal nice Clark

Ryan day … good bye and good riddance

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of

why as a Chipotle worker are you telling the lady at the register I got double chicken

“Hope you’re all feeling refreshed after the break” I binge-drank and ate nothing but sugar for 10 days it’s a miracle I’m alive

How did u know that’s gonna be me 🤣😭

@LiLa__lee18 @PaperWash @k_massacci

I been tryna find the video I’m sick

I just went to kfc mindlessly thinking I was at Popeyes ordered the Scrawberry biscuit and all 🤦🏾‍♂️ @k_massacci

We are incredibly saddened to learn of the passing of Angus Cloud. He was immensely talented and a beloved part of the HBO and Euphoria family. We extend our deepest condolences to his friends and family during this difficult time.

@ReedTimmerAccu @EricWFMJ Eric can you please respond? My cousin is making fun of me. Ty

@k_massacci @ReedTimmerAccu @EricWFMJ Lmao F U

@k_massacci

An experiment was conducted to see if greyhounds could compete with the speed of a cheetah. When the cages opened, folks were shocked that the cheetah didn't move. They asked the race coordinator what had happened and why the cheetah didn’t move. His response: “Sometimes

No one: NBA players as soon as I bet their Overs: