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I started to tear up telling my dad how girls my age are so close with their mom and can gossip all the time and hang out together and he told me he would put on a wig and have a wine night with me if I wanted 😢
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40 years ago today my parents got married at the age of 22 and today I am 22 but I’m eating a hot pocket slightly hungover in bed at 5 pm
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now that bikini season is here my family will probably see my ass tat but their disappointment over the tattoo won’t even matter when they find out I got married at a denny’s in las vegas to a guy I met on the internet
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next to smashing white folding tables this might be the most buffalo thing about me
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proud of my man rocket valentine on hitting a million, next stop vegas 😍🍻♥️
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bars reopened last night and 3 of my friends drunk pissed their beds, the world really is healing
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today I found out I made deans list this semester but today I also went kinda viral for what my mouth can do to a chicken wing and idk which I should be more proud of
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when I was a freshman in hs I always felt like the juniors and seniors were so much older than me and now I’m older than they were then and still feel like they were so much older. does this tweet even make sense idk
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hi twitter!! this is overwhelming to say the least, but just wanted to say I am having the time of my life, still waiting to wake up from this dream. almost positive dana and I might be the same person, he just looks better in a mullet and can chug much faster. go zills!!
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I haven’t been nominated for a single one of those insta quarantine challenges, so either nobody likes me enough to nominate me or I have the good taste in friends that won’t record themselves doing push-ups no matter how bored they are
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my future kids will have no choice but to play hockey bc i feel like hockey parents are always the most fun parents and that’s exactly the kind of people i’m trying to hang out with
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my favorite dana-isms I’ve noticed over the last few days are that he always takes the elevator (even just to the second floor), uses half a bottle of conditioner in one use, and just carries his singular house key without any type of landyard/keychain
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happy anniversary to THE best valentine’s day/weekend of our lives ♥️🥰🍻 ass tats again sometime
@DanaBeers_
??
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hear me out: every house should have two dishwashers so that instead of putting clean dishes away you can just use them and then put them in the other dishwasher until it’s full and ready to be washed and then repeat
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when ur in the middle of taking a nice pic but spot someone in bills attire across the bar 😂
#gobills
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sex is cool but have you ever hit every green light driving down niagara falls boulevard
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wearing a mask at a tipped job is tough when ur chest is as flat as ur back and ur most attractive feature is ur smile :/ just have razzle dazzle em with good ol personality amiright
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this weekend was the best of my life, thank you
@stoolpresidente
for everything!!
@DanaB_Number3
miss ya already, can’t wait to show you around the 716 soon 😘🍻
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college taught me that plastic folding tables are stronger than they look
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and suddenly now I am too
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next stop vegas!! obviously waited until an hour before our flight left to pack and as a result forgot Kitty. Will be getting mangled on the flight to numb the pain of her absence. Excited to see you
@DanaB_Number3
🤩💕
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cute couples costume idea: you’re tom brady and i’m his son and we just make out the whole night
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I unblocked keegan, on my own, to politely ask him to just chill tf out. he’s been a REALLY terrible person, I have him blocked for a reason. he’s using this to try and get money/attention he doesn’t deserve. no need for a fight, dana’s already won & keegan gets nothing
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also before I got came here I called that he was a mattress on the floor kinda guy and I was absolutely spot on
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ugh twitter it’s so good to be back sry I had to lay low for a hot minute someone was trying rly hard to get me kicked out of school but ya girl secured the mf bag 😤🥂🎓
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I get significantly hotter every time I go through a breakup so if anyone wants to break my heart before summer starts I would rly appreciate it!!
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do you have to eat something sweet after every meal or are you normal
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I did not go to subway for almost 2 full years in high school because when the guy asked me what kind of bread I wanted I said “yes” and he laughed so hard it traumatized me
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the buffalo bills are in the afc championship i can’t be responsible for my actions i’m sorry i don’t make the rules
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honestly fuck you if you hurt someone so much that they're scared to get close to someone again
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@DanaB_Number3
hi is everything okay?? you can always talk to me instead of taking everything out on this poor toothbrush
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cancelling spring break? fine. having to miss the rest of senior year/graduation? okay. shut down our jobs? alright. but taking shrek off netflix?? that is where I draw the line, that’s just too much. that one broke me.
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feeling extra lucky this st paddy’s day 🍀🍻🥰
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I blame the 2006 manhunt of ralph bucky phillips for a lot of my irrational anxiety and paranoia
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@DanaB_Number3
everything about this photo is incredible, the fact I’m posing with my fiancé holding a smokeshow 40 year old, the sequin uggs, pft hackin a dart in the background
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after learning details of how terrible he is, dana made the decision on his own not to fight bc keegan deserves nothing and should go back to being irrelevant (i agree) ((keegan plz don’t email me again))
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my weighted blanket just isn’t cutting it anymore, might fuck around and start sleeping under a granite slab
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if you’re not supposed to drink a whole bottle of wine in one sitting why are most wine glasses big enough to fit majority of the bottle??
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outdoor bars are open and i’d like to apologize in advance for my behavior tonight
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idk who needs to hear this but there’s absolutely no reason to ever be on speaker phone in public. like legitimately not one single good reason
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@DanaB_Number3
aisle 67 in the back
Bills Mafia be like “I know a place” and then take you here
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I buy a lot of dumb and unnecessary things but I honestly cannot think of one single reason why anyone would want to hang a pair of testicles from their truck
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also happy father’s day
@DonnieDoesWorld
!!! crank a hoon in denny’s tonight, you deserve it!
-ur favorite daughter
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being in a relationship is cool but did the person you made out with at a concert ever hurt your feelings
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could you imagine how much more attractive i would be if i wasn’t fucking annoying
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lana del rey was about 8 years too early when she came out with summertime sadness
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7:50 am on a wednesday and I’m crushing margs alone at an airport chili’s. all is right in the world
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a lot going through my mind rn but would just like to say that was the best cake i’ve ever had
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sry to the boys whose table I just jumped through... for future reference don’t leave a plastic folding table in the sidewalk in wester new work 🥴🥴🥴
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soooo I’m definitely too young for baby fever but I totally have backyard fever, i’m starting to fantasize about pools and grills and backyard furniture
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every time rewatch the office i grow to like robert california more and more
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I do not care at all what most people think about me however I do think a lot about if they would choose to fuck, marry, or kill me
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I hate when someone asks how I am and I say “good how are you!” and they say “I’m doing well” bc then I want to be like hey I know the proper grammatical phrase is doing well. I’m not a total idiot. give me a do over please I’ll show you I’m not an illiterate fuck
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mcdonald’s not serving lunch until 11 is the dumbest fucking thing ever. I’m not eating it for a nutritious start to my day, I’m hungover. fuck eggs
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omg the disrespect 💔😪
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the first time i met my bfs parents i wiped out on ice and i thought i’d never live that down but today they watched me aggressively vomit into the potted plant by the pool multiple times so i think breaking up is my only option at this point
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when you get drafted to the patriots do you greet bill belichick with a handshake or an open mouth kiss?
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it’s honestly so rude that fried food makes you fat and alcohol makes you hungover
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we’ve postponed my flight 3 different times but it’s finally time to head home. thank you so so much for an absolutely SMASHing weekend, I still can’t believe this is real life. we did it, see you in vegas 🥳💕🍻 @…
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I temporarily moved home and it’s only been 12 hours and I already had to hose my own vomit off the front lawn. gonna be a great few weeks here I can already feel it
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unreal
Easily the ugliest cans we’ve ever created. Reach your goal and we’ll make a 6-pack for you.
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I actually just overheard a guy choose a dasani over a smartwater, should I ask him if everything is okay or just go straight to the authorities?
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@DanaB_Number3
omg you must’ve been so nervous meeting a 5’2” blonde college chick!!!can’t imagine how she probably felt agreeing to meet a guy off the internet she’s never met before in nyc for a public date
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my ideal taste in men: driven, hardworking, kind
my actual taste in men:
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