When you accidentally give the DMV your fake i.d. when getting a new i.d. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

i miss when women made me nervous now they just piss me the fuck off

ugly girls cheat more than hot girls because they crave validation.

The embarrassment that comes after loving someone wholeheartedly not knowing that he/she is busy with someone else and there are people who know about it 💔💔

“how long do you hold a grudge for?” Me:

if u see me outside it’s AI

Stop forcing that hoe to be better,just get you a better hoe

It sucks when you genuinely fuck with someone and they just keep letting you down. It’s actually heartbreaking.

hoes be like "men will fuck anything" and be the anything that gets fucked

Final stage of grief

“yeah no” is my favorite combo

Tried to give you something you never had and found out why you never had it

“are you seeing anyone” like hallucinating?

The process of cheating is too long to be a mistake

i highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from things like, falling in love.

deciding it’s your last time talking to a person >>>>>

I like girls that care more about being a good person than a bad bitch

If I saw her in a bar I'd get drunk and not talk to her at record speed