madison marie parks valetta
@juliaamaryyy
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sorry mom sorry god #bb27
Grodners Basememt
Joined November 2014
Goodmorning! I��m like 86% sure I met my future husband yesterday. Will update
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"you can't just wish death on the usa mens team"
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The way none of them were able to hide their hairlines with a hat has me screaming
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embarrassed bc i’m walking down the sidewalk and a rat is just like walking next to me and it looks like we’re together
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you're gonna get on Beyoncé's internet and say a man who looks like this is "security" for professional athletes.
@richmintz He was also there as part of security. Grow up.
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Increase the male loneliness epidemic by 1000000% #notlonelyenough
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what if the monkeys are shunning punch because he has monkey tourettes and said the monkey n word at the monkey film and television awards
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Honestly, if I ever stop joking about killing myself, then THAT is when people should start getting worried for me
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Me posting about the reality shows I’m watching while my entire timeline is world news https://t.co/9tVuKfzq5a
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how do i erase myself from everyone's brain i don't want people to know me anymore
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calling me while im peaking on my adhd medication is probably like making a direct phone call to god
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Typa shit I start thinking after not taking my meds for a week
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Raise your hand if you are one of the five people who remember this movie ✋
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